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Bad Luck Johno

Postby Johno6 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:21 am

I think i honestly have worst luck on this site...

Here is a couple of examples...These ones involve my car.

First time i go to sell it to my mates dad so they could use it to tow their boat etc..
While my mate whos goin to buy the car is in the car with me while im driving... the car breaks down and wont start no matter what we try...

ends up i need to spend $1000 to get the car fixed.... becuase of the problems my mate doesnt buy the car.. (hence trading post)

so i put the car on trading post... guy comes looks at it.. says he will buy it he'll come by give me the cash tuesday..

whats do you think happens monday night... im awoken at 2am by cops becuase someone has put my car on blocks and stolen two of the mags..

i hate my life!

please tell ur bad luck stories... i have several more
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Re: Bad Luck Johno

Postby Pseudo » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:54 am

Johno6 wrote:whats do you think happens monday night... im awoken at 2am by cops becuase someone has put my car on blocks and stolen two of the mags..


Heh! :twisted:

Similar thing happend to my brother out-law. Years ago he was working at Mitsi's (might have been Lonsdale, it was that long ago). One day he drove to work, parked in the car park, returned to find it up on blocks with all four wheels missing. That night he had to get a lift home, take the wheels off his missus' car, return to work, fit the wheels, drive his car home, then transfer the wheels back to her car.
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Re: Bad Luck Johno

Postby Choccies » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:04 am

One night me and the bride fell asleep on the couch and woke about 2am to hear a noise outside.... so out I went to investigate and heard the tap running. So over I go to turn it off and I hear water splashing away under my car. I thought some d-head had put the sprinkler on UNDER my car so I turned the tap off only to find the car had been broken into and the cuplrits thought it'd be a good laugh to put the hose in thru the window and turn the tap on and fill my car up with water !! :lol:
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Re: Bad Luck Johno

Postby Choccies » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:04 am

Johno6 wrote:I think i honestly have worst luck on this site...

Here is a couple of examples...These ones involve my car.

First time i go to sell it to my mates dad so they could use it to tow their boat etc..
While my mate whos goin to buy the car is in the car with me while im driving... the car breaks down and wont start no matter what we try...

ends up i need to spend $1000 to get the car fixed.... becuase of the problems my mate doesnt buy the car.. (hence trading post)

so i put the car on trading post... guy comes looks at it.. says he will buy it he'll come by give me the cash tuesday..

whats do you think happens monday night... im awoken at 2am by cops becuase someone has put my car on blocks and stolen two of the mags..

i hate my life!


Lucky they didn't steal your street directory Johno !!!! You'd never find your way anywhere !! :lol: :lol: :lol:

please tell ur bad luck stories... i have several more
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Re: Bad Luck Johno

Postby Mickyj » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:11 am

Mate I can't buy anything electrical (or nearly anything).they always shit themselves when I have bought it.
And computers have had one catch on fire killed one motherboard in this baby.

BBQ's I hate them .i had flames going to the gas cylinder burned my eyebrows off :shock:
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Re: Bad Luck Johno

Postby Tooting Bec » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:31 am

Mickyj wrote:Mate I can't buy anything electrical (or nearly anything).they always s***t themselves when I have bought it.
And computers have had one catch on fire killed one motherboard in this baby.

BBQ's I hate them .i had flames going to the gas cylinder burned my eyebrows off :shock:


a bit of sand in that fat tray will stop that micky!
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Re: Bad Luck Johno

Postby Johno6 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:55 pm

its hard enough for me to find directions to a place when i have all four tires....


do i need to mention my bad luck with my lofty or mt compas or mt everest, whereever i was going
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Re: Bad Luck Johno

Postby Choccies » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:59 pm

Johno6 wrote:its hard enough for me to find directions to a place when i have all four tires....


do i need to mention my bad luck with my lofty or mt compas or mt everest, whereever i was going


I thought you were trying to mount the missus ??
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Re: Bad Luck Johno

Postby Dogwatcher » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:08 pm

I drove through Echunga on the weekend - thought of you johno.
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Re: Bad Luck Johno

Postby Johno6 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:54 pm

LOL.. this makes me chuckle to myself everytime.

Im laughign with me not at me tho
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Re: Bad Luck Johno

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:51 pm

Johno6 wrote:LOL.. this makes me chuckle to myself everytime.

Im laughign with me not at me tho


:lol: :lol:
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Re: Bad Luck Johno

Postby Johno6 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:55 pm

i need to do something soon so im not just remembered as the guy who couldnt find the restaurant and cant tell directions...
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Re: Bad Luck Johno

Postby Mickyj » Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:55 pm

Tooting Bec wrote:
Mickyj wrote:Mate I can't buy anything electrical (or nearly anything).they always s***t themselves when I have bought it.
And computers have had one catch on fire killed one motherboard in this baby.

BBQ's I hate them .i had flames going to the gas cylinder burned my eyebrows off :shock:


a bit of sand in that fat tray will stop that micky!


Nah it was the first time I used that BBQ it shot back just turned it off in time.

And I forgot about fly reels I am such an idiot with fly reels
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Re: Bad Luck Johno

Postby Dogwatcher » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:34 pm

Johno6 wrote:i need to do something soon so im not just remembered as the guy who couldnt find the restaurant and cant tell directions...


Hmmm, dunno mate - you could be the guy whose car's so crap it breaks down at the most inopportune times! ;)
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Re: Bad Luck Johno

Postby Choccies » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:35 pm

Dogwatcher wrote:
Johno6 wrote:i need to do something soon so im not just remembered as the guy who couldnt find the restaurant and cant tell directions...


Hmmm, dunno mate - you could be the guy whose car's so crap it breaks down at the most inopportune times! ;)


Or the guy who has darts thrown at him ?? Johno - The Human Dartboard....... mmm... has a ring to it I reckon !!
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Re: Bad Luck Johno

Postby Johno6 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:36 pm

Dogwatcher wrote:
Johno6 wrote:i need to do something soon so im not just remembered as the guy who couldnt find the restaurant and cant tell directions...


Hmmm, dunno mate - you could be the guy whose car's so crap it breaks down at the most inopportune times! ;)



i just cant catch a break can i...

not my car now anyway. someone bought it.

so im the guy whos car was so crap it broke down at most inopportune times
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Re: Bad Luck Johno

Postby magpie in the 80's » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:40 pm

throw in forgetting your password HENCE the name change ;) :lol: 8)
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