Dear Dr. Phil

[smac]

I think you've missed one thing. In this day of diminished personal responsibility, you should be finding a lawyer and get started about being compensated for your injuries!

[Booney]

Who told you to use the balm? I didnt tell you to use the balm!

[The Ash Man]

Who told you to use the balm? I didnt tell you to use the balm!

[Johno6]

You go there after work Johno? A few of the Houghton lads are always in there and now that I live down that way, might have to join them.

Yeha i usually see them down there with their jumpers n stuff on... i must admit, the jumpers do look pretty nice.
if ours were that good id buy them

[Johno6]

Who told you to use the balm? I didnt tell you to use the balm!

HAHA!

is that the one where instead of thousands of dolors or whatever he gets but instead he wants a years free supply of coffee

[Pseudo]

Anyway long story short my mouth was burnt pretty bad and it still **** kills, its gotten worse.. whats the best way to heal it...

A multimillion dollar lawsuit brought against the premises for injuries, mental anguish and punitive measures won't heal your mouth, but you probably won't care about the burn so much.

[Q.]

You go there after work Johno? A few of the Houghton lads are always in there and now that I live down that way, might have to join them.

Yeha i usually see them down there with their jumpers n stuff on... i must admit, the jumpers do look pretty nice.
if ours were that good id buy them

I'll keep an eye out for the GG bloke ripping up his punitab tickets

[Johno6]

Anyway long story short my mouth was burnt pretty bad and it still **** kills, its gotten worse.. whats the best way to heal it...

A multimillion dollar lawsuit brought against the premises for injuries, mental anguish and punitive measures won't heal your mouth, but you probably won't care about the burn so much.

haha the good thing for them is i will never get drunk and kicked out of their again... but thing is ill never be able to drink there again

ive spent enough cash there they should owe me some cash in compensation...maybe a free mystery tri fectas will do

[Johno6]

You go there after work Johno? A few of the Houghton lads are always in there and now that I live down that way, might have to join them.

Yeha i usually see them down there with their jumpers n stuff on... i must admit, the jumpers do look pretty nice.
if ours were that good id buy them

I'll keep an eye out for the GG bloke ripping up his punitab tickets

haha great call... ill be the guy next to all teh guys winning...

[Dutchy]

Always a positive when you burn the roof of your mouth, that you get a new roof of your mouth the next day when you wake up...

Something weird is going on Johno!

[Dogwatcher]

I believe we have our own Dr on this site with many firm opinions on things.
Would he be interested in starting his own thread to answer such questions????

[hearts on fire]

I believe we have our own Dr on this site with many firm opinions on things.
Would he be interested in starting his own thread to answer such questions????

Psyber?

[Johno6]

It can be like a help me Hughsey thread....

Dutchy - Im gettin more worried bout my mouth now........

[godoubleblues]

hey Johno, sure not funny now but I am sure we can all look back on this and have a chuckle

reminds of quite a few years ago in the army and at our happy hours at the boozer on a fri arvo they used to have a chook raffle, they bought cooked chooks and had them sitting in the pie warmer for a few hours, then the winner would put the chook on the table, unwrap then it was total carnage for a couple of minutes as about a dozen pair of hands attempted to get a tasty piece of chook, only one problem, they were that ******* hot it wasnt funny, blisters on the fingers etc, but that wasnt stopping us, we were drinking beer and we were hungry

[Psyber]

I believe we have our own Dr on this site with many firm opinions on things.
Would he be interested in starting his own thread to answer such questions????

Psyber?

No, sorry guys, no can do..
I'm not a GP, nor currently registered in SA, so I could find myself in trouble with the local medical board, as well as with my insurers for giving anything but the most oblique and generalised medical advice outside my field...

[Dogwatcher]

Oblique and generalised?
I couldn't imagine giving that type of info would satisfy...

[Johno6]

woke up this morning and mouth was starting to heal up nicely....

thanks for all the concern and well wishers... ill keep u all up to date coz i know u really care

[Mr Beefy]

woke up this morning and mouth was starting to heal up nicely....

thanks for all the concern and well wishers... ill keep u all up to date coz i know u really care

So what was the cure?

[Dogwatcher]

woke up this morning and suddenly realised, we're all in this together.
Mouth was starting to heal up nicely, so I shared it on SAFooty....and we're all in this together
thanks for all the concern and well wishers... ill keep u all up to date coz weeeee'rrrrre all in this together.

Is this what you meant Johno?

[Johno6]

i genuinely "LOL'd" at that... nice work ben lee.... rather funny