MCDONALDS what next Punk ?

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MCDONALDS what next Punk ?

Postby mal » Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:07 pm

What are they up to.
For years they relied on junk food sales, but with all the hysteria on healthy
living in the press and the media the doyen of junk industries have seemingly
changed their philosophies.
Mcsalads
Mccafes
and wait for the lastest innovation.
Advertiser sales
Bread sales
Milk sales

Yes now you can buy the Mcpaper look at the race fields, have
Mcbreakfast there, have a Mccoffee, and then buy Mcmilk + Mcbread.
Whats going on ?
Are they beginning to re-nig on thier junk sales.
Are they Mcpanicking.

McMAL is astounded by the about face.
Evey Deli,Service Station and Supermarket or food retailer has been put on
notice that the king of junkfood is trying to create new strategics and a new image.

And I know you want more......
Yes wait for it coming soon......
.....Mcmicrowave dinners to be purchased from your 'Mcwearetryinganything' store.
Expect this line to be in around the start of 2007.

Our resident Safooty Mcsledger the Mighty Punk will be furious.

What next ?
Mcservice stations
Mcpostoffices
Mcpizzas
Mcnewsagencies
Mcbutchers
Mcchemists

And then just to top it of Mcworld will open up in thier shops :
McTAB's

Sorry Mcdonalds you tricked my kid when she was 5 with your toys
for every kids meal but you wont trick Punk or MAL.
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Postby MUNGO JERRY » Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:50 pm

This thread McSucks.
Too fast to live, too young to die.
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Postby Dutchy » Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:54 pm

next....McSAFOOTY

I see Hungry Jacks are now offering breakfasts here...have been for years interstate
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Postby mal » Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:02 pm

MUNGO JERRY wrote:This thread McSucks.


Your avatar looks like a certain moderator on safooty
same head
same footy colours.
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Postby Punk Rooster » Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:50 pm

mal wrote:
MUNGO JERRY wrote:This thread McSucks.


Your avatar looks like a certain moderator on safooty
same head
same footy colours.

Wedgie's ok...
Ralph Wiggum wrote:That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things

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Postby Squawk » Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:27 am

McAustralia Post?

McMobileNet?

McMelbourne Cup?

Their first expansion was their best. MCMAHONS at Tonsley! Sad day the day that went to the knackery. As sad as the day Lennies Tavern joined it!
Steve Bradbury and Michael Milton. Aussie Legends.

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Postby mal » Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:34 am

'WILL' thier lawyers defend Paul MCartney ?
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Postby Thiele » Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:35 am

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Postby Jimmy » Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:01 am

McBoobs
Carn the blues!!!!!
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Postby CENTURION » Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:20 am

Then you get McDyssentry & go home & McSpew & McShit!
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Postby TroyGFC » Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:20 am

Can't wait for McFooty season so there is something half decent to post!! :P
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JUST SMASH 'EM TIGERS!!
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