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Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute!
Former boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm.
She has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist.
She says, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."
Tyson, 40, adds, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."
Mike Tyson a Prostitute!
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by Wedgie » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:00 am
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by MightyEagles » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:04 am
Have they got rocks in their heads?
Everyone knows Tyson has, you have to be stupid to have him involved.
Everyone knows Tyson has, you have to be stupid to have him involved.
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by Punk Rooster » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:38 am
wonder whether any of the women would be dumb enough to say "nibble on my ear"....
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by mal » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:53 am
A few years ago Tyson was chatting up an old prostitute in a bar
TYSON : "I used to have it all, heavyweight champ of the world, I was a
rich man, I was married and I had millions of fans, but sadly now I have nothing,
then I bit a boxers ear, I went broke, I went to jail for rape, you know love I think I'm nothing but a born loser."
PRO: " I think your cute, do ya wanna come back to my place for some fun."
They went back to the prostitutes pad and Mike rooted her.
They finished and both lit up a cigarette the prostitute says:
PRO: You might have had a lot of bad luck Mikey in your life, but I'll say one thing, your
a better root than Hudson, Johnson or Mercury."
TYSON : "I used to have it all, heavyweight champ of the world, I was a
rich man, I was married and I had millions of fans, but sadly now I have nothing,
then I bit a boxers ear, I went broke, I went to jail for rape, you know love I think I'm nothing but a born loser."
PRO: " I think your cute, do ya wanna come back to my place for some fun."
They went back to the prostitutes pad and Mike rooted her.
They finished and both lit up a cigarette the prostitute says:
PRO: You might have had a lot of bad luck Mikey in your life, but I'll say one thing, your
a better root than Hudson, Johnson or Mercury."
by Booney » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:56 am
LMFAO,all I can say is,LMFAO.Only in America.........
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by mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:46 am
hasnt our boy MIKE come out with a book in which he details how he could have killed his wife and friend and got away with it....................
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by Punk Rooster » Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:53 am
think you mean "OJ"...mighty_tiger_79 wrote:hasnt our boy MIKE come out with a book in which he details how he could have killed his wife and friend and got away with it....................
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by Booney » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:36 pm
Punk Rooster wrote:think you mean "OJ"...mighty_tiger_79 wrote:hasnt our boy MIKE come out with a book in which he details how he could have killed his wife and friend and got away with it....................
At the risk of repeating myself,LMFAO,all I can say is LMFAO!! Gold MT
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by PhilG » Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:21 am
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by Rik E Boy » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:01 am
Yeah, Mike the prostitute, you pay him not to **** you.
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by MightyEagles » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:44 am
Rik E Boy wrote:Yeah, Mike the prostitute, you pay him not to **** you.
regards,
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Then you pay him not to bite your ear and pay for him to go away.
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by devilsadvocate » Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:34 pm
Did anyone elase hear about Russell Robertson's honeymoon drama involving big Mike?
Apparently when Robbo and his missus rocked up at LA airport (on their way to Las Vegas), Robbo went for a slash only to come back and find big Mike chatting up his wife. As every man would, Robbo freaked out and rang the Melbourne Footy Club boxing coach for some advice. He was told to go and introduce himself to big Mike (not what I would be doing!!!).
Apparently Tyson wasn't interested in a word Robbo had to say and just wanted to keep chatting with his missus but ended up leaving them in peace.
Not the ideal start to your honeymoon!
True Story from The Age a couple of weeks ago.
Apparently when Robbo and his missus rocked up at LA airport (on their way to Las Vegas), Robbo went for a slash only to come back and find big Mike chatting up his wife. As every man would, Robbo freaked out and rang the Melbourne Footy Club boxing coach for some advice. He was told to go and introduce himself to big Mike (not what I would be doing!!!).
Apparently Tyson wasn't interested in a word Robbo had to say and just wanted to keep chatting with his missus but ended up leaving them in peace.
Not the ideal start to your honeymoon!
True Story from The Age a couple of weeks ago.
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