You can stick that up your..........

[Jimmy_041]

Cucumber in rear was 'failed suicide bid'

From correspondents in London
March 30, 2010 9:59PM

A HONG Kong man, taken to the hospital to have a cucumber removed from his bottom, told doctors he inserted it in a suicide attempt.
The Sun reported Chin Wei, 62, said the method was a variation of the Japanese ritual suicide hara-kiri - usually carried out with a sword plunged into one's own stomach.

He was found in a pool of blood by his daughter before being rushed to receive medical health.

Medics said a severe tear to the man's anus was not life-threatening.

[fish]

Jimmy_041 weren't you in Hong Kong just after the election result was announced???

[Jimmy_041]

I'm Chin Wag, not Chin Wei

[aceman]

I'm Chin Wag, not Chin Wei

Might need to change it Jimmy...............to 'Chin Up'. Interesting thought the old cucumber trick!

[Jimmy_041]

I reckon his daughter came home unexpectedly and caught him and he just said it was a suicide attempt to avoid the embarassment

[the big bang]

I reckon his daughter came home unexpectedly and caught him and he just said it was a suicide attempt to avoid the embarassment

dont ya hate it when that happens!