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Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri Mar 26, 2010 7:55 am

Probably was his mother and her sister................

Threesome request ends in choking attack

By Sally Glaetzer

A TASMANIAN man bashed and choked his girlfriend until she blacked out after he tried to leave the scene where she engaged him in a threesome.

The Supreme Court in Burnie heard the woman brought her female friend along on a camping trip last April and confessed to her partner, Phillip Hilton Bissett, that she was bisexual.

She plied Bissett, 44, with alcohol to make him "more receptive" to the notion of a threesome.

The court heard the three engaged in some "mild intimacy" but, as the two women became more involved with each other, Bissett decided to leave.

He drove off but, drunk, crashed into bushes. His partner ran after him and tried to take the car keys from him.

By this stage others in the camping area were looking on.

As the woman again grabbed at the keys, Bissett slapped her and pushed her to the ground.

She tried to run off, but Bissett punched her to the head, chest and back before choking her until she lost consciousness.

The victim suffered bruising and a sore neck but recovered.

Bissett spent the night and next day in police custody.

He pleaded guilty yesterday to two counts of assault.

Justice David Porter said the relationship continued and the pair had since become engaged.

"She has been reluctant to see the matter pursued," Justice Porter said.

"I am told, and I accept, that there was no violence in this relationship, nor has there been since."

The judge said domestic violence cases were normally considered a serious breach of trust in a relationship.

"I accept that you are remorseful and that there is little likelihood of repetition," he said.

"It must be noted that the events were witnessed or heard by a number of children and young persons."

Bissett received a three-month jail sentence, wholly suspended on condition he is of good behaviour for two years.
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Re: Only in Tasmania

Postby Wedgie » Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:07 am

He had to be plied with alcohol to be more receptive to a threesome involving him and 2 women?
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Re: Only in Tasmania

Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:06 am

I'll be a bit more positive when Mrs Jimmy asks me if I want another drink in future
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Re: Only in Tasmania

Postby Bum Crack » Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:10 am

Jimmy_041 wrote:I'll be a bit more positive when Mrs Jimmy asks me if I want another drink in future

She would want two blokes though Jimmy, not two women. Give up drinking mate :lol:
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Re: Only in Tasmania

Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:11 am

touche
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Re: Only in Tasmania

Postby Bum Crack » Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:12 am

Jimmy_041 wrote:touche

I was expecting a bigger bite than that. :shock:
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Re: Only in Tasmania

Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:27 am

That's why I didn't - gotcha
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Re: Only in Tasmania

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:41 am

I wonder if it was his sister and their cousin?
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Re: Only in Tasmania

Postby Strawb » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:46 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:I wonder if it was his sister and their cousin?

you know your from Tasmania when you have been divorced 3 times and still have the same inlaws
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Re: Only in Tasmania

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:52 am

Sorry Jim, I just read your bit on the initial post, no second prizes. :oops:
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Re: Only in Tasmania

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:54 am

The Bellerive T20 match was a sell-out, they all got in on a family pass.
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Re: Only in Tasmania

Postby Choccies » Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:59 pm

3somes inTassie still only require 2 people though technically.... he got scared when her other head popped up in a moment of passion....
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Re: Only in Tasmania

Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri Mar 26, 2010 1:06 pm

You know there's something wrong here where he gets a 3 month suspended sentence, and there's another bloke who gets a slap on the hand for running someone over, killing him and pi$$ing off........
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Re: Only in Tasmania

Postby Dogwatcher » Fri Mar 26, 2010 1:09 pm

That story leaves us with so many questions....
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Re: Only in Tasmania

Postby Squawk » Fri Apr 09, 2010 3:41 pm

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/04/09/2868465.htm

Chlamydia cases on the risePosted 3 hours 10 minutes ago

A sexual health support service in Tasmania is not surprised by a big rise in chlamydia cases.

Figures released by the Health Department show that between 2001 and 2007 the number of reported cases increased by more than 200 per cent.

The Executive Director of Family Planning Tasmania, Sue Williams, says it is very concerning but it is likely more people are being tested nowadays.

"Unfortunately Tasmania does have the second highest rate of chlamydia in young people, the same as it does has the second highest rate of teen pregnancy," she said.

"So it's something we really need to work to reduce through good education of young people."


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Re: Only in Tasmania

Postby Mr66 » Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:22 pm

Why pick on Tassie? It could have happend in the western suburbs of Sydney and Melbourne or the northern sububurbs of Adelaide. ;)
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