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HH3 wrote:My workplace.

I would go through the whole story, but it's just to fantastical for anyone to actually believe.

Must be farcical if you got a job there

HH3 wrote:My workplace.

I would go through the whole story, but it's just to fantastical for anyone to actually believe.

I've got all day tomorrow.

Brodlach wrote:

HH3 wrote:My workplace.

I would go through the whole story, but it's just to fantastical for anyone to actually believe.

Must be farcical if you got a job there

Ouch!!!

Jist is, the accounts PC was running slow.

Owner came in, took it, put his in its place, came back with a blank computer, plugged it in, took his.

Now instead of a slow accounts computer, we have a blank computer (no office, no emails), accounts computer is dead and in pieces, and for some reason he took his computer home...

And won't answer his phone....

F**k!

HH3 wrote:Jist is, the accounts PC was running slow.

Owner came in, took it, put his in its place, came back with a blank computer, plugged it in, took his.

Now instead of a slow accounts computer, we have a blank computer (no office, no emails), accounts computer is dead and in pieces, and for some reason he took his computer home...

And won't answer his phone....

F**k!

I suggest you turn the lights off and go home too. Put your phone on silent for good measure.

Im probs just gonna flick a match on the way out...

HH3 wrote:

Brodlach wrote:

HH3 wrote:My workplace.

I would go through the whole story, but it's just to fantastical for anyone to actually believe.

Must be farcical if you got a job there

Ouch!!!

HH3 wrote:Jist is, the accounts PC was running slow.

Owner came in, took it, put his in its place, came back with a blank computer, plugged it in, took his.

Now instead of a slow accounts computer, we have a blank computer (no office, no emails), accounts computer is dead and in pieces, and for some reason he took his computer home...

And won't answer his phone....

F**k!

Start downloading some porn so it’s not blank.
Derrr!

amber_fluid wrote:

HH3 wrote:Jist is, the accounts PC was running slow.

Owner came in, took it, put his in its place, came back with a blank computer, plugged it in, took his.

Now instead of a slow accounts computer, we have a blank computer (no office, no emails), accounts computer is dead and in pieces, and for some reason he took his computer home...

And won't answer his phone....

F**k!

Start downloading some porn so it’s not blank.
Derrr!

Start?

The Indian hack bowler wearing a headband, and Glenn Maxwell absolutely pasting him all over the place.

Two people got done for riding the Lime Scooters pissed.

One was fined, the other was fined and lost their license for 6 months.

HH3 wrote:Two people got done for riding the Lime Scooters pissed.

One was fined, the other was fined and lost their license for 6 months.

"You want a Corona with that?"

Booney wrote:

HH3 wrote:Two people got done for riding the Lime Scooters pissed.

One was fined, the other was fined and lost their license for 6 months.

"You want a Corona with that?"

Seriously? Pi55ed, is the only way I think I would ever use one of these things.

It's almost encouraged in Brisbane.
Bloody SAPOL, surely it's better having pissed idiots on scooters than in cars?

Wedgie wrote:It's almost encouraged in Brisbane.
Bloody SAPOL, surely it's better having pissed idiots on scooters than in cars?

I'd prefer them in an Uber, but thats just me.

I cant imagine being hit by a pissed f**kwit on a scooter would tickle.

HH3 wrote:

Wedgie wrote:It's almost encouraged in Brisbane.
Bloody SAPOL, surely it's better having pissed idiots on scooters than in cars?

I'd prefer them in an Uber, but thats just me.

I cant imagine being hit by a pissed f**kwit on a scooter would tickle.

Nah, an Uber would hurt more than a Lime.

"Hit and killed by a Hyundai Accent Uber" sounds a lot better than "Scooted to death by a Lime Scooter".

I know how I'd rather go out.

Wedgie wrote:It's almost encouraged in Brisbane.
Bloody SAPOL, surely it's better having pissed idiots on scooters than in cars?

The chick was 0.143, riding it on the road with no helmet, apparently absolutely smashed too.

Booney wrote:
Nah, an Uber would hurt more than a Lime.

It would leave you bitter.