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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon Aug 12, 2019 2:48 pm

"We drank vodka in our room, went out and drank some more cocktails, then drank some more vodka" said every Aussie to ever go to Bali yet the rest of us didn't fly kick a scooterist!

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:17 pm

Booney wrote:"We drank vodka in our room, went out and drank some more cocktails, then drank some more vodka" said every Aussie to ever go to Bali yet the rest of us didn't fly kick a scooterist!

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Leave him in jail over there to learn his lesson.
Had more than just alcohol surely?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:19 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Booney wrote:"We drank vodka in our room, went out and drank some more cocktails, then drank some more vodka" said every Aussie to ever go to Bali yet the rest of us didn't fly kick a scooterist!

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Leave him in jail over there to learn his lesson.
Had more than just alcohol surely?
Yeah he also had drugs in his system.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Aug 12, 2019 7:07 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Booney wrote:"We drank vodka in our room, went out and drank some more cocktails, then drank some more vodka" said every Aussie to ever go to Bali yet the rest of us didn't fly kick a scooterist!

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Leave him in jail over there to learn his lesson.
Had more than just alcohol surely?
Yeah he also had drugs in his system.

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I thought they reported he had drugs in his system...but no mention of that on the news...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Mon Aug 12, 2019 9:43 pm

Forgetting to put my tips in and getting Hawks Friday night, got 9/9 and won the weekly $45 :)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby David Brent » Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:25 pm

Booney wrote:"We drank vodka in our room, went out and drank some more cocktails, then drank some more vodka" said every Aussie to ever go to Bali yet the rest of us didn't fly kick a scooterist!

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:33 pm

David Brent wrote:
Booney wrote:"We drank vodka in our room, went out and drank some more cocktails, then drank some more vodka" said every Aussie to ever go to Bali yet the rest of us didn't fly kick a scooterist!

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Can't see him adding any games to his tally in the next 18 months.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby MW » Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:37 pm

Booney wrote:
David Brent wrote:
Booney wrote:"We drank vodka in our room, went out and drank some more cocktails, then drank some more vodka" said every Aussie to ever go to Bali yet the rest of us didn't fly kick a scooterist!

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Can't see him adding any games to his tally in the next 18 months.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:56 am

How's this for a curve ball......

Go for an interview yesterday, perfect timing while my boss is in Melbourne, knock the job back as I don't think it's for me.

Boss comes in this morning with the news our group is up for sale.....how do you spell uncertainty again?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JK » Fri Aug 16, 2019 11:41 am

Booney wrote:How's this for a curve ball......

Go for an interview yesterday, perfect timing while my boss is in Melbourne, knock the job back as I don't think it's for me.

Boss comes in this morning with the news our group is up for sale.....how do you spell uncertainty again?


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Aug 16, 2019 11:49 am

Bloody hell

Now do you tell the boss about yesterday?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby DOC » Fri Aug 16, 2019 11:52 am

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:00 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Bloody hell

Now do you tell the boss about yesterday?


He doesn't need to know.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby whufc » Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:44 pm

Booney wrote:How's this for a curve ball......

Go for an interview yesterday, perfect timing while my boss is in Melbourne, knock the job back as I don't think it's for me.

Boss comes in this morning with the news our group is up for sale.....how do you spell uncertainty again?


Can you get back on the phone, call the company you had interview with and explain after longer consideration your initial decision was a tad rash.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Aug 16, 2019 2:41 pm

Go and ask google why Kellogs Conflakes were invented.

You're welcome :lol: 8)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby PatowalongaPirate » Fri Aug 16, 2019 2:49 pm

Booney wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Bloody hell

Now do you tell the boss about yesterday?


He doesn't need to know.

A bit risky posting on here ; isn't @HH3 your Boss?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri Aug 16, 2019 2:51 pm

PatowalongaPirate wrote:
Booney wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Bloody hell

Now do you tell the boss about yesterday?


He doesn't need to know.

A bit risky posting on here ; isn't @HH3 your Boss?


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jim05 » Fri Aug 16, 2019 2:52 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Go and ask google why Kellogs Conflakes were invented.

You're welcome :lol: 8)

Someone’s been watching QI :)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri Aug 16, 2019 2:53 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Go and ask google why Kellogs Conflakes were invented.

You're welcome :lol: 8)


It doesn't work. I eat Cornflakes most days.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Aug 19, 2019 10:32 am

A stemhead at work tries to copy one of the managers who always uses the term "stakeholders" in emails.

He chucked it in an email 3 times last week but wrote "stack-holders", it wasn't that bad though as only about 25 people seen it and joked about it asking each other if we could hold each others stacks.

He has gone and done it again today, only this time customers have been included on the email, it is awesome as he's an arrogant prick.

There were a few more errors on it too I might add.
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