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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 1:19 pm
by Spargo
Booney wrote:Under an hour before he's due to play Novak Djokovic withdraws from the Day at the Drive exhibition tournament. What a flog.

Radio is reporting he’s been spotted sitting alone in an Adelaide pub on release from quarantine.
Meh, I don’t do tennis. The most precious, overpaid sports people in the world.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 1:23 pm
by Brodlach
Spargo wrote:
Booney wrote:Under an hour before he's due to play Novak Djokovic withdraws from the Day at the Drive exhibition tournament. What a flog.

Radio is reporting he’s been spotted sitting alone in an Adelaide pub on release from quarantine.
Meh, I don’t do tennis. The most precious, overpaid sports people in the world.

I’d rather a beer than play tennis too. Wonder if he’s having a punt and a parmy?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 1:56 pm
by amber_fluid
Brodlach wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Booney wrote:Under an hour before he's due to play Novak Djokovic withdraws from the Day at the Drive exhibition tournament. What a flog.

Radio is reporting he’s been spotted sitting alone in an Adelaide pub on release from quarantine.
Meh, I don’t do tennis. The most precious, overpaid sports people in the world.

I’d rather a beer than play tennis too. Wonder if he’s having a punt and a parmy?


If I had his money I’d be having more than a beer

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 1:57 pm
by Wedgie
I could swear I see Djokavic on the TV playing, even has a T-shirt with his name on it.
Did he swap after the first set as the other serb who was.playing has his name on the scorecard still :?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 2:00 pm
by Wedgie
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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 2:02 pm
by amber_fluid
Wedgie wrote:I could swear I see Djokavic on the TV playing, even has a T-shirt with his name on it.
Did he swap after the first set as the other serb who was.playing has his name on the scorecard still :?


Don’t ruin our story.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 2:03 pm
by Booney
He came on to play from the 2nd set without a warmup! :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 2:08 pm
by Booney
Clearly he had some conversations with SA Health / SAPOL / Tennis Australia.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 2:12 pm
by Wedgie
He's clearly got a pretty ordinary blister too, just showed it.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 2:14 pm
by amber_fluid
Wedgie wrote:He's clearly got a pretty ordinary blister too, just showed it.


I’ve got some Mickey Mouse bandaids left over when the kids were toddlers he can borrow.
Hope he’s ok though!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 2:18 pm
by Wedgie
Hey, they can hurt! I've got a similar one from opening up too many twist tops.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 2:19 pm
by Booney
Wedgie wrote:Hey, they can hurt! I've got a similar one from opening up too many twist tops.


Me too.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 2:20 pm
by Booney
Thoughts and prayers. :lol:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 2:21 pm
by amber_fluid
Booney wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Hey, they can hurt! I've got a similar one from opening up too many twist tops.


Me too.


If the wife believes you then all good!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 2:22 pm
by amber_fluid
Booney wrote:Thoughts and prayers. :lol:

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Looks like he used his 14 day isolation well then!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 2:23 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:Thoughts and prayers. :lol:

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Racquets out for Novak.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 2:24 pm
by Spargo
Wedgie wrote:Hey, they can hurt! I've got a similar one from opening up too many twist tops.

A good barman carries a bottle opener...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 2:24 pm
by Booney
He's toughing it out. What a trooper.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 2:28 pm
by Wedgie
Spargo wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Hey, they can hurt! I've got a similar one from opening up too many twist tops.

A good barman carries a bottle opener...

Bar woman*
Bar Men use their hands. ;)

PS Beers opened at work isn't the issue though! (And only tap beer should be drunk at pubs!)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 2:29 pm
by Lightning McQueen
amber_fluid wrote:
Booney wrote:Thoughts and prayers. :lol:

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Looks like he used his 14 day isolation well then!

Booked the porn channel.