Re: Things that make you laugh
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Mon Feb 15, 2021 9:18 am
by Brodlach
I wouldn’t “invest” if I didn’t get a copy of the numbers
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Mon Feb 15, 2021 9:27 am
by Lightning McQueen
Brodlach wrote:I wouldn’t “invest” if I didn’t get a copy of the numbers
I know, it's insane how many do each time, plus all the other syndicates, I'm sure there's some skimming off the top going on.
Everyone whinges to me about it but I'm the only one that ever suggests that she attach a copy of the numbers, everyone enjoys hearing her go off when I do, then again after I've gone home.
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Tue Feb 16, 2021 12:07 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Just went out for 3 open inspections in the last hour, some people just have no shame.
House 1, must've just ducked out, had his phone still charging and just closed the lid on his laptop while there was a distinct smell of durry on the balcony.
House 2, we were advised to mind the mess, no shit, there was little laneways to walk through there was so much junk stacked up, you couldn't even enter one room, this wasn't moving related, this dude is a serious hoarder.
House 3, Door left open, agent calling out to the occupant for a couple of minutes, nowhere to be seen but f*** me, what a mess, dirty dacks on the lounge floor as well as the main room with shit from arsehole to breakfast. Not one bit of toilet paper on a roll in any of the toilets, the basins looked like they belong in Fremont Park, this house wouldn't be more than 5 years old.
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Tue Feb 16, 2021 12:11 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Thinking of running a footy syndicate.
$49.95 per month.
Direct debit or through patreon.
Can't use paypal cos when people complain they refund. It just gets messy.
Payments to be made the 1st of the month. Minimum 12 month sub.
Records and results to be manipulated at end of the 12 months for transparency.
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Re: Things that make you laugh
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Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:11 am
by Spargo
Wife working from home and has enforced the heat policy for our “outside” dog...
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:16 am
by Lightning McQueen
Spargo wrote:Hmmm...
Looking for some pussy on the net?
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:20 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Spargo wrote:Hmmm...
Having a bet?
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Re: Things that make you laugh
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Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:21 am
by Lightning McQueen
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Spargo wrote:Hmmm...
Having a bet?
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I wonder if dogs have a bet on the humans?
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:26 am
by Booney
Spargo wrote:Wife working from home and has enforced the heat policy for our “outside” dog...
I hope his name is Prince, as in the dog formerly known as "outside dog".
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:35 am
by Spargo
Booney wrote:Brodlach wrote:Great looking dog.
Digs well.
Hadn’t dug for near on 3 months... until Tuesday.
He wasn’t far off striking oil.
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Thu Feb 18, 2021 12:16 pm
by Spargo
Footy Chick wrote:Spargo wrote:Wife working from home and has enforced the heat policy for our “outside” dog...
Poor pupper
Nah, he’s alright. He’ll stay inside all day now.
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Thu Feb 18, 2021 12:32 pm
by amber_fluid
Spargo wrote:Footy Chick wrote:Spargo wrote:Wife working from home and has enforced the heat policy for our “outside” dog...
Poor pupper
Nah, he’s alright. He’ll stay inside all day now.
He’s probably up on the bed sleeping on your side already.
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Thu Feb 18, 2021 12:46 pm
by MW
I have a 36kg Dalmatian that does this every night. He starts off on his own bed and then during the night somehow while we are sleeping work his way under the covers and at our feet.
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Thu Feb 18, 2021 1:27 pm
by Brodlach
MW wrote:I have a 36kg Dalmatian that does this every night. He starts off on his own bed and then during the night somehow while we are sleeping work his way under the covers and at our feet.
That’ll give you a spot of trouble