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Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:19 pm**

MW wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Mrs C asked me to cook a small roast on the new BBQ tonight while she did the veggies in the normal oven. All good, but I believe it’s Un-Australian to cook meat on a BBQ without adequate supervision and a beer or 2 on the go. It’s Monday night she said... it’s a BBQ I said, and a small price to pay for perfection!

Anyone else struggle to light a BBQ and not have a beer?

You are spot on here CM. I am also not able to water the lawn without a beer or two.

Same goes for cleaning the pool

I'm knackered after cleaning the pool, can't imagine how tired this guy is.

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:22 pm**

amber_fluid wrote:New car warranties.
Mine is about to expire and I have it booked in at Mazda for a ‘free’ end of warranty inspection.

Does anyone take their car elsewhere and have it independently looked at before their warranty runs out?
Not sure Mazda will thell me if anything is wrong as they’ll have to fix it.

https://www.raa.com.au/motoring-and-road-safety/vehicle-inspection-services

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:45 pm**

Booney wrote:
MW wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Mrs C asked me to cook a small roast on the new BBQ tonight while she did the veggies in the normal oven. All good, but I believe it’s Un-Australian to cook meat on a BBQ without adequate supervision and a beer or 2 on the go. It’s Monday night she said... it’s a BBQ I said, and a small price to pay for perfection!

Anyone else struggle to light a BBQ and not have a beer?

You are spot on here CM. I am also not able to water the lawn without a beer or two.

Same goes for cleaning the pool

I'm knackered after cleaning the pool, can't imagine how tired this guy is.

LOL yeah I have something similar but don't tell the missus...

Posted: **Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:36 am**

Is it beer time yet?

Posted: **Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:49 am**

Brodlach wrote:Is it beer time yet?

Yes, sporting events cancel out the midday rule.

Posted: **Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:04 pm**

Wedgie wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Is it beer time yet?

Yes, sporting events cancel out the midday rule.

wait, thats a rule? i thought it was more of a guideline.... that i regularly ignore.....

Posted: **Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:11 pm**

tipper wrote:
Wedgie wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Is it beer time yet?

Yes, sporting events cancel out the midday rule.

wait, thats a rule? i thought it was more of a guideline.... that i regularly ignore.....

Yeah, it's a bit like indicating through a roundabout.

Posted: **Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:21 pm**

PatowalongaPirate wrote:
tipper wrote:wait, thats a rule? i thought it was more of a guideline.... that i regularly ignore.....

Yeah, it's a bit like indicating through a roundabout.

to be fair, the indicating to leave a roundabout thing is actually a choice. the drivers handbook states that you should indicate left to exit a roundabout unless it is impracticable to do so. i guess most people just decide it isnt practicable

Posted: **Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:05 am**

What were 489 people doing on Sunday 25th Novemeber at 9 34PM.
I think SA Footy.net may have employed the same people as the SANFL does for crowd counting

Posted: **Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:08 am**

Can anyone assemble a Jumpflex 140 trampoline on Dec 24?
Seaview Downs area, cash paid.
Please, only those who know what they’re doing.

Posted: **Sun Dec 09, 2018 12:37 pm**

Fell out the back of the van?

Posted: **Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:07 pm**

Spargo wrote:Can anyone assemble a Jumpflex 140 trampoline on Dec 24?
Seaview Downs area, cash paid.
Please, only those who know what they’re doing.

You are missing the opportunity of the memory of a lifetime.

Many years ago, I came home on the 24th very much the worse for wear. Bride met me at the door with a torch. Whats that for? You will need it when you put that new basketball ring up. Or did you forget? Course not (lies).

I drilled new holes as I could not get the bloody thing together

It ended up being on a 10 degree angle at the wrong height.

Posted: **Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:33 pm**

Ffs ive got the double this year... trampoline AND basketball ring

Posted: **Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:38 pm**

Can see a bit of dunking coming up.

Posted: **Mon Dec 10, 2018 2:38 pm**

NFL touchdown celebrations, the biggest wank fest in sport?

Posted: **Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:25 pm**

MW wrote:Ffs ive got the double this year... trampoline AND basketball ring

Having done both these and the Hills swingset I can say the trampoline is by far the worse to put together.
Allow a good 3 hours and 8 beers minimum.

Posted: **Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:27 pm**

Spargo wrote:Can anyone assemble a Jumpflex 140 trampoline on Dec 24?
Seaview Downs area, cash paid.
Please, only those who know what they’re doing.

You’ve posted on the wrong site if you’re looking for people who know what they’re doing!

Posted: **Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:59 pm**

amber_fluid wrote:
MW wrote:Ffs ive got the double this year... trampoline AND basketball ring

Having done both these and the Hills swingset I can say the trampoline is by far the worse to put together.
Allow a good 3 hours and 8 beers minimum.

My concern is being 8 down before I start the build!

Posted: **Tue Dec 11, 2018 4:00 pm**

MW wrote:Ffs ive got the double this year... trampoline AND basketball ring

From horror stories I had heard from my mates I refused to get the kids one of those trampoline's with netting around it, got the basic old fashion one, took me about 10 mins.

Have had a basketball ring nightmare though, couldn't get the base to work properly, was so bloody frustrated after 2 hours, so went and bought a bag of cement, dug a hole and in it went!!!

Posted: **Tue Dec 11, 2018 4:24 pm**

Booney wrote:NFL touchdown celebrations, the biggest wank fest in sport?

NFL is the biggest wank fest altogether.
Only wankers play Gridiron

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