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Lightning McQueen wrote:

rd wrote:
A few years ago I went into a KFC and bought a small snack that cost $3.85. I gave the teenage girl at the counter who served me a $5 note. She typed in to the register that I had given her $50. She then handed over $46.15 in change to me. I said that I handed over $5 and that you can't give me $46.15 in change. The girl couldn't understand the logic. I went down the path of "you're handing me back more money that what I gave you..." She was still confused. I was tempted to accept the change and run but I had my impressionable primary school aged kids with me and had always imparted the principles of honesty on them. But honesty was losing the battle against stupidity in this case ! Eventually I persuaded her to call over her manager - explained that I can't get $46 change when handing over a $5 note and eventually honesty and logic won the battle !

I went into a sprints one day with a $50 note and asked the dude if he could change it for two 20's and a 10, he declined and told me I had to buy something for him to do it.

They had a drinks fridge there and there was an 80c water so I got that and had the shits on as I handed him the $50 note, the dumb f*** gave me the fifty back plus my $49.20 change, I thanked him and then walked briskly to my car and took off like a shower of shit.

gazzamagoo wrote:Which Sprints, I'm heading there now, with a hundred dollar note!!

Lightning McQueen wrote:The loudest two people here that ramble shit to each other all day every day put a sign up in our work kitchen asking people to keep their voices down in the office.

I asked them if they see the irony in it and they thought I was trying to be funny and sexist.

I sit 10-15 metres away from them and have to wear head phones all day to drown them out, I legitimately am Carol's work colleague.

I move on October 1 so I am counting down the days, hours and minutes!

amber_fluid wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:The loudest two people here that ramble shit to each other all day every day put a sign up in our work kitchen asking people to keep their voices down in the office.

I asked them if they see the irony in it and they thought I was trying to be funny and sexist.

I sit 10-15 metres away from them and have to wear head phones all day to drown them out, I legitimately am Carol's work colleague.

I move on October 1 so I am counting down the days, hours and minutes!

You changing jobs mate or just moving internally?

The Bedge wrote:Players who hassle me for club shirts on order - told them (last week), if they don't arrive by Friday they'll be here early next week.

One decided to escalate and called our supplier asking where his shirt was [emoji38]

tipper wrote:So where are they?

Corona Man wrote:Spam emails from wanna be Chinese suppliers…. Now they don’t even bother transrating them into Engrish…

am Bays wrote:

Corona Man wrote:Spam emails from wanna be Chinese suppliers…. Now they don’t even bother transrating them into Engrish…

EFA

Corona Man wrote:

am Bays wrote:

Corona Man wrote:Spam emails from wanna be Chinese suppliers…. Now they don’t even bother transrating them into Engrish…

EFA

I actually wrote it that way originally and my phone kept auto correcting it.... so I couldn't be bothered in the end.

DOC wrote:People dumb enough to buy from Ricky Nixon.