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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2022 3:47 pm
by Pseudo
Author writes essay on how to murder one's husband and get away with it.

Author murders husband.

Author doesn’t get away with it:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-05-26/ ... /101101400

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2022 4:12 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Pseudo wrote:Author writes essay on how to murder one's husband and get away with it.

Author murders husband.

Author doesn’t get away with it:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-05-26/ ... /101101400

Get ready for the sequel.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2022 2:51 pm
by Wedgie
Just saw a scooter lining up 5 deep for petrol 10 cents cheaper than across the road.
I can't even be arsed lining up in a car to save $5 let alone a scooter to save 40 cents assuming they're on empty.
It'd be quicker picking up 4 empty cans.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2022 8:12 pm
by Jimmy_041
Deserves to get bail

Ryan John Neshoda granted bail despite spending over a week on the run after cutting off tracking device
A man who spent days on the run, committing further crimes while fleeing police, has been granted bail to ‘test the water’ before he faces sentencing.

Arj Ganesan
June 7, 2022 - 11:21AM
Mount Gambier

A man who spent over a week on the run after cutting off his home detention bracelet will be allowed to return to his mother’s home before being sentenced.

A court heard drug addiction led to the downward spiral of Ryan John Neshoda, 31, which ended his marriage, left him homeless and led him to become a “street level dealer”.

Neshoda was charged on June 14 at Glencoe with trafficking offences and bailed to his mother’s Mount Gambier address before he was arrested again four days later for breaching bail.

He applied for bail at a later date, which was granted. However, on October 21 police discovered Neshoda had cut his tracking device off.

Neshoda evaded police until his December 2 arrest.

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Wanted man Ryan Neshoda was arrested on December 2, 2021. Picture: SA Police

While on the run, the accused broke into a woman’s house while she slept and stole her wallet, car keys and a number of small items from the glove box of her car.

Prosecutor Stephanie Moore told the court the victim discovered her flyscreen door had been removed and her garage door ajar on November 22, 2021.

“(The victim) is quite upset — (she) has actually moved to Tasmania,” Ms Moore said.

The accused previously pleaded guilty to selling a commercial quantity of a controlled drug, stealing a car and failure to hold licence or learner’s permit.

Neshoda pleaded guilty to further charges of serious criminal trespass, dishonestly take property without consent and interfere with motor vehicle without consent on Monday.

A police prosecutor previously told the court how they found the accused in an allegedly stolen vehicle.

“In the early hours of the morning (of June 14) police were called to a person slumped over a motor vehicle,” a police prosecutor previously said.

“They discovered Mr Neshoda inside that vehicle which was (allegedly) a stolen vehicle.”

“While searching him they found a backpack and inside of that they located a bottle containing a thick, clear liquid.”

Ms Moore said 237 grams of GHB, $2670 cash, electric scales and a mobile phone with messages indicated Neshoda was a “street level” dealer.

Neshoda’s defence lawyer Nick Vadasz said drug addiction had led to the “downward spiral”.

“He was using drugs more and more — he found himself eventually out of work — he found himself homeless,” Mr Vadasz said.

Neshoda has spent nine months and four days in custody, though he was initially remanded to the Mount Gambier Prison, he was transferred to Yatala Prison after “issues arose with another prisoner”.

Mr Vadasz said his client had a “significant taste” of life inside prison and was ready to undertake rehabilitation.

Magistrate Koula Kossiavelos released Neshoda on supervised bail to his mother’s address, ordering a home detention report to “test the water” of suspending any further term of imprisonment.

“What I would like is to see that Mr Neshoda can show good faith by being on a supervised bail agreement,” she said.

The man will reappear in the Mount Gambier Magistrates Court later this month.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 10:10 am
by Lightning McQueen
Seems like a good honest bloke trying earn a buck, not a bad looking rooster either.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 10:49 am
by amber_fluid
Lightning McQueen wrote:Seems like a good honest bloke trying earn a buck, not a bad looking rooster either.


That’s how I picture most of the blokes on here I’ve never met :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 10:52 am
by MW
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Seems like a good honest bloke trying earn a buck, not a bad looking rooster either.


That’s how I picture most of the blokes on here I’ve never met :lol:


I wish I looked that good

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 11:05 am
by amber_fluid
MW wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Seems like a good honest bloke trying earn a buck, not a bad looking rooster either.


That’s how I picture most of the blokes on here I’ve never met :lol:


I wish I looked that good


The wife tells me you can’t have brains and looks.
I’m still trying to work out which one I have……….

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 11:23 am
by Lightning McQueen
MW wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Seems like a good honest bloke trying earn a buck, not a bad looking rooster either.


That’s how I picture most of the blokes on here I’ve never met :lol:


I wish I looked that good

With years of neglect, you too could look like me.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 11:31 am
by Booney
I always laugh when athletes talk about needing to add bulk to their frame and think how f*cking good I would have been at being that sort of athlete.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 2:17 pm
by Jimmy_041
Getting a holiday from Facebook for breaching their community standards

How can you breach no standards - this comes from a mob that gets paid by "sponsors" who openly spam people

And most importantly, I was actually performing a community service warning some international friends about the dangers of drop bears

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 2:39 pm
by Footy Chick
amber_fluid wrote:
MW wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Seems like a good honest bloke trying earn a buck, not a bad looking rooster either.


That’s how I picture most of the blokes on here I’ve never met :lol:


I wish I looked that good


The wife tells me you can’t have brains and looks.
I’m still trying to work out which one I have……….


The looks darl, the looks ;) :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 4:37 pm
by locky801
Jimmy_041 wrote:Getting a holiday from Facebook for breaching their community standards

How can you breach no standards - this comes from a mob that gets paid by "sponsors" who openly spam people

And most importantly, I was actually performing a community service warning some international friends about the dangers of drop bears

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not hard to get a holiday from them on there, no sense of humour :roll:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 4:55 pm
by am Bays
locky801 wrote:not hard to get a holiday from them on there, no sense of humour :roll:


Just ask ianchappelli

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 5:41 pm
by Wedgie
Sitting in my step dads shed with the potbelly fire on drinking beer chatting to my mum, step dad and Alan Stringer.
Couldn't have imagined that in thr 80s!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 6:37 pm
by locky801
Wedgie wrote:Sitting in my step dads shed with the potbelly fire on drinking beer chatting to my mum, step dad and Alan Stringer.
Couldn't have imagined that in thr 80s!

Pity woolfy (RIP) isnt around you could have invited him over to say ho to Alan :D

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:03 pm
by Wedgie
locky801 wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Sitting in my step dads shed with the potbelly fire on drinking beer chatting to my mum, step dad and Alan Stringer.
Couldn't have imagined that in thr 80s!

Pity woolfy (RIP) isnt around you could have invited him over to say ho to Alan :D

Lol I'll remind him of that in a sec.
Just got back from his mama shed, some great stuff in there.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:11 pm
by Wedgie
Wedgie wrote:
locky801 wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Sitting in my step dads shed with the potbelly fire on drinking beer chatting to my mum, step dad and Alan Stringer.
Couldn't have imagined that in thr 80s!

Pity woolfy (RIP) isnt around you could have invited him over to say ho to Alan :D

Lol I'll remind him of that in a sec.
Just got back from his mama shed, some great stuff in there.

He remembers Woolfy and was friends with him at the end, just showed him a pic of Woolfy a week before he passed.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:58 pm
by Brodlach
Ask him about the time he snicked a ball in a semi final only for his team mate umpire to give him not out. Went on to make a ton.


Not that I’m dirty on him ;)


We ended up winning :d

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:25 pm
by Wedgie
Brodlach wrote:Ask him about the time he snicked a ball in a semi final only for his team mate umpire to give him not out. Went on to make a ton.


Not that I’m dirty on him ;)


We ended up winning :d

He thinks he remember but there's been a few incidents over the years, Coromandel Ramblers?