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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Aug 02, 2022 6:10 pm
by locky801
Real Estate company ring me today wanting to know if interested in selling our property as they have an interested buyer and wanted to arrange a meeting as such.

Can confirm it was legit but they seemed to lose interest when i agreed to the meeting and said, just tell your buyer to bring 2 mill in cash and we will talk. Real Estate agent lost interest and said, "Sorry won't bother you again" and hung up

Found it interesting seeing that i posted elsewhere on this forum that was thinking of selling up and moving to NSW and then get this call :shock:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Aug 02, 2022 6:25 pm
by gazzamagoo
locky801 wrote:Real Estate company ring me today wanting to know if interested in selling our property as they have an interested buyer and wanted to arrange a meeting as such.

Can confirm it was legit but they seemed to lose interest when i agreed to the meeting and said, just tell your buyer to bring 2 mill in cash and we will talk. Real Estate agent lost interest and said, "Sorry won't bother you again" and hung up

Found it interesting seeing that i posted elsewhere on this forum that was thinking of selling up and moving to NSW and then get this call :shock:


It wasn't me.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2022 9:40 am
by am Bays
People whinging on bookface about getting three speeding fines in a couple of weeks

If you haven't learnt after two....

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2022 9:43 am
by am Bays
gazzamagoo wrote:
locky801 wrote:Real Estate company ring me today wanting to know if interested in selling our property as they have an interested buyer and wanted to arrange a meeting as such.

Can confirm it was legit but they seemed to lose interest when i agreed to the meeting and said, just tell your buyer to bring 2 mill in cash and we will talk. Real Estate agent lost interest and said, "Sorry won't bother you again" and hung up

Found it interesting seeing that i posted elsewhere on this forum that was thinking of selling up and moving to NSW and then get this call :shock:


It wasn't me.


Maybe it was that bloke, Centurion, who used to be on here....

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2022 2:47 pm
by locky801
am Bays wrote:
gazzamagoo wrote:
locky801 wrote:Real Estate company ring me today wanting to know if interested in selling our property as they have an interested buyer and wanted to arrange a meeting as such.

Can confirm it was legit but they seemed to lose interest when i agreed to the meeting and said, just tell your buyer to bring 2 mill in cash and we will talk. Real Estate agent lost interest and said, "Sorry won't bother you again" and hung up

Found it interesting seeing that i posted elsewhere on this forum that was thinking of selling up and moving to NSW and then get this call :shock:


It wasn't me.


Maybe it was that bloke, Centurion, who used to be on here....


what ever happened to him :shock:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2022 2:35 pm
by am Bays
Someone inadvertently including a significant bulk email address book in an email

Rest of the day has seen a flurry of reply all emails clogging up the inbox inclusive "DONT REPLY ALL" and "I dont think think this email is for me" and PLEAE STOP REPLYING TO THIS EMAIL"...

D!ckheads

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2022 2:37 pm
by MW
am Bays wrote:Someone inadvertently including a significant bulk email address book in an email

Rest of the day has seen a flurry of reply all emails clogging up the inbox inclusive "DONT REPLY ALL" and "I dont think think this email is for me" and PLEAE STOP REPLYING TO THIS EMAIL"...

D!ckheads


We had similar...mistakenly sent to 1500 people. Even the person who sent it replied instantly saying ignore the email, but we still got about 150 replies from all over the globe over a two day period consisting of "take me off this distribution list"

I swear it's an IQ test from IT and they sack anyone who replies.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2022 5:37 pm
by Footy Chick
Someone today referring to Cruisers as "fruit beers" :lol:

Please don't tell me that's yonks old and I'm behind the times :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2022 5:39 pm
by Corona Man
Footy Chick wrote:Someone today referring to Cruisers as "fruit beers" :lol:

Please don't tell me that's yonks old and I'm behind the times :lol:

“Yonks”…. Now there’s a word I’ve not heard in quite some time…

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2022 6:12 pm
by heater31
Footy Chick wrote:Someone today referring to Cruisers as "fruit beers" [emoji38]

Please don't tell me that's yonks old and I'm behind the times [emoji38]
Should be named 'Fruit Cordial'.....

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 10:29 am
by gazzamagoo
locky801 wrote:
am Bays wrote:
gazzamagoo wrote:
locky801 wrote:Real Estate company ring me today wanting to know if interested in selling our property as they have an interested buyer and wanted to arrange a meeting as such.

Can confirm it was legit but they seemed to lose interest when i agreed to the meeting and said, just tell your buyer to bring 2 mill in cash and we will talk. Real Estate agent lost interest and said, "Sorry won't bother you again" and hung up

Found it interesting seeing that i posted elsewhere on this forum that was thinking of selling up and moving to NSW and then get this call :shock:


It wasn't me.


Maybe it was that bloke, Centurion, who used to be on here....


what ever happened to him :shock:


He stopped working for Century21.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 10:32 am
by Lightning McQueen
gazzamagoo wrote:
He stopped working for Century21.

And started working for a Gazillion 22?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 2:40 pm
by Lightning McQueen
I don't know what possessed me to think it was a good idea to have a lolly jar in my office.

I filled it with snakes, licorice, chocolate coated licorice twists and all-sorts thinking they'd move slowly and be an acquired taste.

I don't think I've ever had so many visitors in one day with dumb questions that could be emailed.

My daughter has worn a path out from her desk to my office.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 3:12 pm
by tipper
Lightning McQueen wrote:I don't know what possessed me to think it was a good idea to have a lolly jar in my office.

I filled it with snakes, licorice, chocolate coated licorice twists and all-sorts thinking they'd move slowly and be an acquired taste.

I don't think I've ever had so many visitors in one day with dumb questions that could be emailed.

My daughter has worn a path out from her desk to my office.


whats your works policy on visitors? i could use a sugar hit about now...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 3:34 pm
by Booney
locky801 wrote:
am Bays wrote:
gazzamagoo wrote:
locky801 wrote:Real Estate company ring me today wanting to know if interested in selling our property as they have an interested buyer and wanted to arrange a meeting as such.

Can confirm it was legit but they seemed to lose interest when i agreed to the meeting and said, just tell your buyer to bring 2 mill in cash and we will talk. Real Estate agent lost interest and said, "Sorry won't bother you again" and hung up

Found it interesting seeing that i posted elsewhere on this forum that was thinking of selling up and moving to NSW and then get this call :shock:


It wasn't me.


Maybe it was that bloke, Centurion, who used to be on here....


what ever happened to him :shock:


Drowned in an awful Cibo incident.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 3:40 pm
by Lightning McQueen
tipper wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I don't know what possessed me to think it was a good idea to have a lolly jar in my office.

I filled it with snakes, licorice, chocolate coated licorice twists and all-sorts thinking they'd move slowly and be an acquired taste.

I don't think I've ever had so many visitors in one day with dumb questions that could be emailed.

My daughter has worn a path out from her desk to my office.


whats your works policy on visitors? i could use a sugar hit about now...


Pretty mellow, just gotta sign in and get a mug shot.

I'm getting bloody thirsty, I'll tell you that for nothing.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 3:55 pm
by tipper
well, i am scheduled to pick up my niece around the corner from the reepham at around 5pm, i could squeeze in a beverage or two beforehand if you are free?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 4:42 pm
by Lightning McQueen
tipper wrote:well, i am scheduled to pick up my niece around the corner from the reepham at around 5pm, i could squeeze in a beverage or two beforehand if you are free?


I'll get there around 4:15ish. ching ching

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2022 2:28 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Had a couple of people in my office this morning as the daughter was in here, she commented that it looked like I had some blood on my face to which I checked and she was right.

She then asked if I cut myself shaving this morning to which I replied it was none of her business.

She comes back with "Well I would've thought you'd be good at it by now, you've been doing it since you were 9"

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2022 4:54 pm
by Pseudo
The nephew told his mum he felt crook and asked for a RAT.

When he returned it, the control line was red, but the positive line was suspiciously blue....

The little bugger drew it himself so he could get out of school. :lol: