Things that make you laugh

[Jimmy_041]

LM is back i can cancel the missing persons report

18 more working days and then I'll be hanging up the keyboard.

Use your phone - they cant check up on that

[Lightning McQueen]

Use your phone - they cant check up on that

I've got massive responsibilities in my new role, I'll have to be fully focused as I learn new systems etc.

[locky801]

LM is back i can cancel the missing persons report

18 more working days and then I'll be hanging up the keyboard.

will miss ya buddy

[Lightning McQueen]

LM is back i can cancel the missing persons report

18 more working days and then I'll be hanging up the keyboard.

will miss ya buddy

you have with every bullet so far.

I'll miss the banter too, it's helped me get through the stressful times at work, it gives me an escape without leaving my desk.

[Lightning McQueen]

I'll see if I can squeeze out 300 more posts.

[locky801]

I'll see if I can squeeze out 300 more posts.

get into the quiz forum that will get them up

[mighty_tiger_79]

Use your phone - they cant check up on that

I've got massive responsibilities in my new role, I'll have to be fully focused as I learn new systems etc.

That's what we're here for, to help answer those questions you have in your new role that may have you stumped.
And you didn't mention to us that you'd have to hang up the keyboard when contemplating this new role. Otherwise the advice may have been different

[gadj1976]

Whilst I don't watch MAFS - I do get a huge laugh out of James Weir's articles on News.com.au. Brilliantly articulated. I'll call it FAF's. Funny as F***.

[Kahuna]

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[Jimmy_041]

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I saw one on Twitter where a French policeman just ripped his hand off the road
The bloke was screaming like a stuck le cochon
Dont **** with a gendarme

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[Spargo]

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UTab - unders, just for something different.

[Lightning McQueen]

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UTab - unders, just for something different.

Unless it's the dishlickers in race 9 @ Mandurah where 2nd pays $46.50 a place and it's favourite on S-TAB.

[Lightning McQueen]

One chick at work has some slow-arse radio station on and today it's opened up with ghastly love songs, Whitney was playing earlier and another chick yelled out "Can someone kill the cat!".

We then started calling out "opposite to love songs".

If anyone can think of any please throw them my way.

Naturally my morning has been filled with sarcastic comments thrown at me pretty asking if I'll escape the chains of wherever I am tonight to be able to make it to work tomoz.

I had a couple of texts last night from someone, the last one read "Oh that's nice, it's Valentines Eve and you haven't even contacted me today, lol "

Ahem!!

[mighty_tiger_79]

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UTab - unders, just for something different.

Not for the savvy place punters

[Pseudo]

We then started calling out "opposite to love songs".

If anyone can think of any please throw them my way.

Public Image Ltd. "This Is Not A Love Song".

Too literal?

[am Bays]

We then started calling out "opposite to love songs".

If anyone can think of any please throw them my way.

Public Image Ltd. "This Is Not A Love Song".

Too literal?

The Monks, Nice Legs, Shame about her face....

[Jimmy_041]

Should be a blockbuster
https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/entertainment/candice-warner-to-release-tellall-memoir-running-strong/news-story/c62fe38e88d0c48e4940b13446f81d7f

Will be in the $6 bin with "It Wasn't Meant to Be Like This" soon enough

[Booney]

Ouch.

Helped a customer, not a very good customer, but one I've had a relationship with for over 15 years and did a design check for him.

He pitted his design against one of his competitors and I :

"....would be going against my better judgement if I were to endorse this design over that offered by your competitors. "

I got back :

"I had given you the opportunity to assist us in the design. Maybe I approached the incorrect staff member."

I have yet to reply.

[Jimmy_041]

Ouch.

Helped a customer, not a very good customer, but one I've had a relationship with for over 15 years and did a design check for him.

He pitted his design against one of his competitors and I :

"....would be going against my better judgement if I were to endorse this design over that offered by your competitors. "

I got back :

"I had given you the opportunity to assist us in the design. Maybe I approached the incorrect staff member."

I have yet to reply.

Zinger.............