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Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:12 am
by amber_fluid
Spargo wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Q. wrote:In further pressing developments, the instruction for hairdressers regarding 30 minutes per patron will be lifted (effective immediately), but that the 4sqm rule per person must be strictly observed within the premises.


30 mins?
I’m in and out in 10


He’s talking hairdressers, not massage parlours...


I get a rub and tug and a haircut in under 10.

Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:14 am
by Brodlach
My wife said there would be no way she could get a haircut in less than 30 minutes let alone a colour (that takes about 3 hours)

Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:15 am
by Booney
There is going to be an absolute dearth of marriages in the next 5 years.

Those tinder pics with full pouty lips, clean crisp eyebrows, smooth tops lips and in time the presented and nicely manicured landing strips will present like deflated balloons, vacant blocks nobody has mowed for months with David Boon like 'taches and a nether region that, behind lacy smalls appears to be housing one giant koala whose ears have managed to release themselves from captivity.

Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:16 am
by heater31
Brodlach wrote:My wife said there would be no way she could get a haircut in less than 30 minutes let alone a colour (that takes about 3 hours)
You got a bath tub? She can colour her hair at home [emoji6]

Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:17 am
by whufc
Jimmy_041 wrote:
tipper wrote:We were booked to leave adelaide on a cruise to nz on 6 april. Obviously not happening now, but we will rebook it at some point.

Its either rebook it or lose all the money we spent on accomodation, car hire and flights back to adelaide. The cruise company offered a refund, but everything else only offered cresit to be spent again within 12 months.

Was going to be our first ever trip overseas too.

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We’re at Level 4 now
If you’re insured (with the right insurer) & depending on when you booked it, you should be covered
Never buy cheap travel insurance. Chubb are still the best.
I buy it for all my family because I know who’ll end up paying if it doesn’t work.
Many policies exclude cover if you get hurt whilst pi$$ed. That never happens on holidays :shock:


Unfortunately not the ACCC Director has come out today and said airlines, travel companies etc are not required to give a full refund due to the decision being a federal government decision not to travel. Supposedly their not even required to give credit.

The whole they must give a refund thing has been a complete myth.

Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:17 am
by Booney
heater31 wrote:
Brodlach wrote:My wife said there would be no way she could get a haircut in less than 30 minutes let alone a colour (that takes about 3 hours)
You got a bath tub? She can colour her hair at home [emoji6]


Miss Boon, with formal training, does hers at home, she reckons the cost of the home kits will go through the roof.

Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:18 am
by Corona Man
Booney wrote:There is going to be an absolute dearth of marriages in the next 5 years.

Those tinder pics with full pouty lips, clean crisp eyebrows, smooth tops lips and in time the presented and nicely manicured landing strips will present like deflated balloons, vacant blocks nobody has mowed for months with David Boon like 'taches and a nether region that, behind lacy smalls appears to be housing one giant koala whose ears have managed to release themselves from captivity.

Its a seventies revival!

Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:18 am
by Dutchy
Lets just hope the airlines survive this otherwise any credits will be worth SFA anyway

Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:20 am
by Booney
Dutchy wrote:Lets just hope the airlines survive this otherwise any credits will be worth SFA anyway



Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:24 am
by Dutchy
Some rumours of a lock down announced tomorrow (hope my wife doesn't get the paint by then)

Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:26 am
by Booney
Dutchy wrote:Some rumours of a lock down announced tomorrow (hope my wife doesn't get the paint by then)


Victoria, NSW and ACT look set to break ranks and lock down at COB tomorrow.

Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:32 am
by Corona Man
Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Some rumours of a lock down announced tomorrow (hope my wife doesn't get the paint by then)


Victoria, NSW and ACT look set to break ranks and lock down at COB tomorrow.

Dan Andrews in Vic has been hinting at total lockdown most of the week. It’s on I reckon.

Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:37 am
by Bum Crack
bulldogproud wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
bulldogproud wrote:.


BP - those risks for teachers are real no doubt, but not different to many other people playing critical roles in their community, you don't seem to make that link.

BTW have you got your results back yet?


Dutchy, still no results yet - which is frustrating, as I feel pretty well, apart from an asthmatic cough.
My reasons for not keeping schools open are not so much for teachers, Dutchy, I agree with what you say on that. I think my very very very very very very long rant pretty much spells out all my reasoning. My plan is not to say anything more on it on here - I have done all I can.

I call Bullshit.

Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:46 am
by Jim05
Corona Man wrote:
Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Some rumours of a lock down announced tomorrow (hope my wife doesn't get the paint by then)


Victoria, NSW and ACT look set to break ranks and lock down at COB tomorrow.

Dan Andrews in Vic has been hinting at total lockdown most of the week. It’s on I reckon.
Yeah, Andrews is all over the shop.
Has been saying for weeks he won’t shut down his borders but now it looks like they will go into a restricted lockdown

Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:48 am
by Brodlach
heater31 wrote:
Brodlach wrote:My wife said there would be no way she could get a haircut in less than 30 minutes let alone a colour (that takes about 3 hours)
You got a bath tub? She can colour her hair at home [emoji6]


She did, the outcome is not great :lol:

Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:52 am
by locky801
Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Some rumours of a lock down announced tomorrow (hope my wife doesn't get the paint by then)


Victoria, NSW and ACT look set to break ranks and lock down at COB tomorrow.



But will Marshall follow the leader is the question here in SA :roll:

Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:54 am
by Spangas
Dutchy wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:Should I feel guilty going for a walk with the missus every morning? I swear people have driven past us shaking their heads the cockheads.


We’re doing it each day.
10am walk to get takeaway coffees.
Keep your distance but you need exercise.


Even in the full shutdowns in the UK you are still allowed to exercise outdoors.

I went for a bike ride last night, first one for over a week, don't underestimate the mental health benefits of exercise.

I bought an e-bike at the start of the year and ride to work most days during the week (25km round trip). I mainly did it to lose weight, but the ride home is always great for clearing my head.

Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:55 am
by Brodlach
I don’t think Marshall should, currently reasonably controlled here. Take the yank tourists and the people they effected and the cruise ship people out and we haven’t had a big spread

Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:56 am
by Booney
On a scale of 1-10 for those at work (or working from home), what's the motivation level at?

Re: Coronavirus (Covid19)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:59 am
by Jimmy_041
Booney wrote:On a scale of 1-10 for those at work (or working from home), what's the motivation level at?


Not getting laid off is a massive motivator for everyone
What’s the chances of getting a job in the foreseeable future!