Things that you rate!

[Booney]

When your busting for a piss
Your hanging on for what seems to be an eternity
You finally get to a urinal or toilet or wherever, and you piss
One of lifes pleasurable experiences, sometimes as good as sex

Did you fart at the same time?

[Magellan]

When your busting for a piss
Your hanging on for what seems to be an eternity
You finally get to a urinal or toilet or wherever, and you piss
One of lifes pleasurable experiences, sometimes as good as sex

Sounds like you avoided the toilet and went straight for the golden shower.

[Booney]

When your busting for a piss
Your hanging on for what seems to be an eternity
You finally get to a urinal or toilet or wherever, and you piss
One of lifes pleasurable experiences, sometimes as good as sex

Sounds like you avoided the toilet and went straight for the golden shower.

Das is nicht so gut!

[MW]

When your busting for a piss
Your hanging on for what seems to be an eternity
You finally get to a urinal or toilet or wherever, and you piss
One of lifes pleasurable experiences, sometimes as good as sex

I think you're doing one of them wrong then

[Magellan]

Das is nicht so gut!

Wenn Sie für eine Pisse sprengen
Sie hängen für, was scheint, eine Ewigkeit zu sein
Sie kommen endlich zu einem Urinal oder Toilette oder wo auch immer, und Sie pissen
Eines der angenehmen Erfahrungen des Lebens, manchmal so gut wie Sex

Edited for cultural appropriateness.

[Footy Chick]

haha, pissen is the german word for piss

[Magellan]

I shudder to think what Jack might be like when he's slept in on a work day and missed his morning bog.

[Pseudo]

I'm sure that @Footy Chick will rate this one astronomically...

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-12-02/l ... ey/8087620

[stan]

Summer and what it brings. So many functions on this time of year. Just walking through town was a pleasure.

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[Wedgie]

Winning Mug of the Week in the free raffle at the Hope Inn tonight, woo-hoo, ten free pints!

[Footy Chick]

I'm sure that @Footy Chick will rate this one astronomically...

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-12-02/l ... ey/8087620

Definitely rate this, thanks for posting Pseudo.

Poor little bugger...

[Wedgie]

Winning Mug of the Week in the free raffle at the Hope Inn tonight, woo-hoo, ten free pints!

I must be getting old. I still have five left over for today!

[mighty_tiger_79]

Winning Mug of the Week in the free raffle at the Hope Inn tonight, woo-hoo, ten free pints!

I must be getting old. I still have five left over for today!

I thought it's called frugal drinking now you're retired

[RustyCage]

Enjoying quality rather than quantity

[Spargo]

Winning Mug of the Week in the free raffle at the Hope Inn tonight, woo-hoo, ten free pints!

I must be getting old. I still have five left over for today!

Drinking 10 before they draw the winner will do that...

[Booney]

Weekend up on the river with some mates. There's certainly plenty of water moving down and where we were ( near Ramco ) the water level rose about 10cm in less than 24 hours.

Good times.

[Johno6]

just got back from the great ocean rd trip,
loved it. cant believe I have never done it before.

[Brodlach]

just got back from the great ocean rd trip,
loved it. cant believe I have never done it before.

How many times did you get lost?

[Keefy]

just got back from the great ocean rd trip,
loved it. cant believe I have never done it before.

Doing that with the family in January

Spending a week in Ballarat and then travelling down to Warrnambool

[Lightning McQueen]

Getting keys to the new pad today, we wont have much in there tonight but it's going to be such a relief, about 9 weeks of chaos all coming to an end.

A bottle of champers, a bottle of red and some CC's and we'll be set.