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Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 2:03 pm
by Booney
Magellan wrote:
Jack wrote:When your busting for a piss
Your hanging on for what seems to be an eternity
You finally get to a urinal or toilet or wherever, and you piss
One of lifes pleasurable experiences, sometimes as good as sex

Sounds like you avoided the toilet and went straight for the golden shower.


Das is nicht so gut!

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 2:08 pm
by MW
Jack wrote:When your busting for a piss
Your hanging on for what seems to be an eternity
You finally get to a urinal or toilet or wherever, and you piss
One of lifes pleasurable experiences, sometimes as good as sex


I think you're doing one of them wrong then :shock:

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 2:16 pm
by Magellan
Booney wrote:Das is nicht so gut!

Jack wrote:Wenn Sie für eine Pisse sprengen
Sie hängen für, was scheint, eine Ewigkeit zu sein
Sie kommen endlich zu einem Urinal oder Toilette oder wo auch immer, und Sie pissen
Eines der angenehmen Erfahrungen des Lebens, manchmal so gut wie Sex

Edited for cultural appropriateness.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 2:24 pm
by Footy Chick
haha, pissen is the german word for piss

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 2:40 pm
by Magellan
I shudder to think what Jack might be like when he's slept in on a work day and missed his morning bog.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 4:47 pm
by Pseudo
I'm sure that @Footy Chick will rate this one astronomically...

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-12-02/l ... ey/8087620

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 5:00 pm
by stan
Summer and what it brings. So many functions on this time of year. Just walking through town was a pleasure.

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Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 6:40 pm
by Wedgie
Winning Mug of the Week in the free raffle at the Hope Inn tonight, woo-hoo, ten free pints! :D

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 8:53 pm
by Footy Chick
Pseudo wrote:I'm sure that @Footy Chick will rate this one astronomically...

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-12-02/l ... ey/8087620


Definitely rate this, thanks for posting Pseudo. :D

Poor little bugger...

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:11 am
by Wedgie
Wedgie wrote:Winning Mug of the Week in the free raffle at the Hope Inn tonight, woo-hoo, ten free pints! :D

I must be getting old. I still have five left over for today!

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 4:35 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Wedgie wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Winning Mug of the Week in the free raffle at the Hope Inn tonight, woo-hoo, ten free pints! :D

I must be getting old. I still have five left over for today!

I thought it's called frugal drinking now you're retired

Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 6:18 pm
by RustyCage
Enjoying quality rather than quantity

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 7:05 pm
by Spargo
Wedgie wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Winning Mug of the Week in the free raffle at the Hope Inn tonight, woo-hoo, ten free pints! :D

I must be getting old. I still have five left over for today!

Drinking 10 before they draw the winner will do that...

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2016 8:13 am
by Booney
Weekend up on the river with some mates. There's certainly plenty of water moving down and where we were ( near Ramco ) the water level rose about 10cm in less than 24 hours.

Good times.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 4:29 pm
by Johno6
just got back from the great ocean rd trip,
loved it. cant believe I have never done it before.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 9:33 pm
by Brodlach
Johno6 wrote:just got back from the great ocean rd trip,
loved it. cant believe I have never done it before.

How many times did you get lost?

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 10:01 pm
by Keefy
Johno6 wrote:just got back from the great ocean rd trip,
loved it. cant believe I have never done it before.


Doing that with the family in January

Spending a week in Ballarat and then travelling down to Warrnambool

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 10:40 am
by Lightning McQueen
Getting keys to the new pad today, we wont have much in there tonight but it's going to be such a relief, about 9 weeks of chaos all coming to an end.

A bottle of champers, a bottle of red and some CC's and we'll be set.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 10:47 am
by Spargo
Lightning McQueen wrote:Getting keys to the new pad today, we wont have much in there tonight but it's going to be such a relief, about 9 weeks of chaos all coming to an end.

A bottle of champers, a bottle of red and some CC's and we'll be set.

Better get something for the missus to drink too mate...

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 10:54 am
by Lightning McQueen
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Getting keys to the new pad today, we wont have much in there tonight but it's going to be such a relief, about 9 weeks of chaos all coming to an end.

A bottle of champers, a bottle of red and some CC's and we'll be set.

Better get something for the missus to drink too mate...


Yep, she's only allowed two glasses of champers, I've banned her from drinking any more than that.