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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Fri Sep 13, 2013 7:47 pm

Psyber wrote:Sorry to read about your bad recent experiences guys.
I hope it all looks up soon.


Mine was in 2009. So doing well now mate :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Sep 13, 2013 7:58 pm

Brodlach wrote:Hope you gave her one back FC

Reminds me when I was at the Woolworths service deli earlier this year waiting to be served. I was trying to work out what I needed when a bloke came up to me swearing that I should stop perving on his girlfriend. Didn't even know she was there so wasn't looking at her, she wasn't worth looking at. Wanted to take me outside and teach me a lesson. All I did was laugh in his face, walked off as the two of them were in a screaming match.



Nah...I had my work uniform on otherwise I could've been a fair chance..lol no damage done to me was just surprised ssomeone would even do that.

Clearly she was either on drugs or a "patient" of some description.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bully » Sat Sep 14, 2013 6:29 pm

ive walked in to someone walking around slashing their wrists with razor blades that they opened in the store. That's as much I have ever seen in a supermarket.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:32 pm

The Crispello ad.

I'm not sure why it gives me the shits - but it just does.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:21 pm

Footy Chick wrote:The Crispello ad.

I'm not sure why it gives me the shits - but it just does.


So many commercials give me the shits, it's not funny.

My least favourite is the "It's not a car, it's an Alfa Romeo" commercial. Well, they can take their Alfa Romeo and **** right off, in my opinion.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:21 am

Failed Creation wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:The Crispello ad.
I'm not sure why it gives me the shits - but it just does.
So many commercials give me the shits, it's not funny.
My least favourite is the "It's not a car, it's an Alfa Romeo" commercial. Well, they can take their Alfa Romeo and **** right off, in my opinion.
That one irritates me too.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:45 am

I know I've probably mentioned this before, but I hate those Rhonda and Ketut commercials. I don't find them funny, and I think their flogging a dead horse.

Speaking of flogging a dead horse, but I can't stand those RAA commercials with George Kapiniaris and Trevor. If I was Trevor, I'd have knocked the bloke out years ago.

That "Not happy, Jan" commercial was a stinker too.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dissident » Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:53 am

The Rhonda commercials were driven (ha) out of social media. They weren't mean to be that popular, and the accidental sexual tension in the first ad caused them to jump on it, and make more and more.

As for the RAA adverts, well as Ricky Gervais said, contrary to popular belief, the lowest form of wit isn't sarcasm - it's the pun
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:54 am

I wish I worked in advertising
I hate 99% of ads on tv and radio and I think I could do a better job.

they get paid a shit load of cash to come up with a shitload of shit loaded ads
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:55 am

WHAT? NOT. HAPPY.JAN was an all time classic!

Rhonda and Ketut are annoying.

Can't comment on the RAA commercials - I need my job ;)

Ads in general back in the day were a lot more clever than they are now. There are ads from 30 years ago i can still remember word for word (ie; Mr Matey) cos they were that clever.

Now? Pfft!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dissident » Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:58 am

With all due respect, Mr Matey was hardly clever advertising.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:00 pm

Footy Chick wrote:WHAT? NOT. HAPPY.JAN was an all time classic!

Rhonda and Ketut are annoying.

Can't comment on the RAA commercials - I need my job ;)

Ads in general back in the day were a lot more clever than they are now. There are ads from 30 years ago i can still remember word for word (ie; Mr Matey) cos they were that clever.

Now? Pfft!


The "Not happy, Jan" commercials were annoying to me, because all the popular kids in my grade in school were forever saying it. That kind of shit gets old very quickly... :twisted:

You're right though, about ads being more clever back in the day. I think my all-time favourite was that RSPCA commerical, with the wombat.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:17 pm

YES! great ad.(and still being shown today)

If people are still quoting ads 30 years later, it's bloody clever.

As much as I hate banks but the Dollarmite ads and "Which Bank?" were also genius advertising.

Bugger.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:20 pm

Footy Chick wrote:YES! great ad.(and still being shown today)

If people are still quoting ads 30 years later, it's bloody clever.

As much as I hate banks but the Dollarmite ads and "Which Bank?" were also genius advertising.

Bugger.


I was a Dollarmite when I started school! I had my own little bank book, and my teacher would collect them once a week. I think my mum still has my old bank book around her place somewhere. Those were the days...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:20 pm

Failed Creation wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:The Crispello ad.

I'm not sure why it gives me the shits - but it just does.


So many commercials give me the shits, it's not funny.

My least favourite is the "It's not a car, it's an Alfa Romeo" commercial. Well, they can take their Alfa Romeo and **** right off, in my opinion.


I was looking at getting one soon.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:39 pm

Speaking of Ads, I reckon Salada should come out with a new biscuit specifically designed to go with a Coffee. Call it Cino Salada. Then market it to the "Pina Colada Song". Instant winner!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dissident » Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:42 pm

You've been waiting for a long time to bring that up haven't you
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:55 pm

HAHAHA @ dISS

he was probably sitting there thinking "yes this is it, the moment ive been waiting for"


I do enjoy the ad with the dude picking up the tubby chick from the airport, gold
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:10 pm

Dissident wrote:You've been waiting for a long time to bring that up haven't you


Only thought of it last night. Reminds me, I've gotta get the missus to grab some Salada's.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:25 pm

JK wrote:
Dissident wrote:You've been waiting for a long time to bring that up haven't you


Only thought of it last night. Reminds me, I've gotta get the missus to grab some Salada's.


Not Sao's? ;)
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