SA Footy

Christmas.

Shopping.

Crowds.

Andrew Maher
Target ads
Puberty Blues ads - wtf is that shit show anyway
Town and Country solar ads- makes my ears bleed
Katy Perry you can't sing for shit

Add that Hall of Fame song, load of shit.

South Africa and Indian cricket teams

Squids wrote:South Africa and Indian cricket teams

The way this morning's test match ended was bullshit. Both teams seemed to down their tools too early. It was a very tame end to what had been a great last day's play.

Squids wrote:Andrew Maher
Target ads
Puberty Blues ads - wtf is that shit show anyway
Town and Country solar ads- makes my ears bleed
Katy Perry you can't sing for shit

Spot on. Here I was thinking they couldn't do any worse than those Gok ads... Sadly I was wrong.

RustyCage wrote:Christmas shopping crowds

You are doing it wrong....done and dusted inside 90 minutes last Sunday

heater31 wrote:

RustyCage wrote:Christmas shopping crowds

You are doing it wrong....done and dusted inside 90 minutes last Sunday

if I was more efficient id have 2014 xmas done and dusted boxing day

Failed Creation wrote:

Squids wrote:South Africa and Indian cricket teams

The way this morning's test match ended was bullshit. Both teams seemed to down their tools too early. It was a very tame end to what had been a great last day's play.

A win for India would of been massive, wins outside India for them are gold. Would of marked the new era of Indian cricket without Tendulkar.

A win for South Africa would of been a world record.


yet neither of the teams had the balls to go for the win.

Squids wrote:

Failed Creation wrote:

Squids wrote:South Africa and Indian cricket teams

The way this morning's test match ended was bullshit. Both teams seemed to down their tools too early. It was a very tame end to what had been a great last day's play.

A win for India would of been massive, wins outside India for them are gold. Would of marked the new era of Indian cricket without Tendulkar.

A win for South Africa would of been a world record.


yet neither of the teams had the balls to go for the win.

who cares. they aren't australia...

Simplicity funerals and the advertiser running my fathers funerals notice but not putting in the families death notice. Some incompetence can NOT be forgiven. Made me look like a c@&$ and has set off a chain reaction of phone calls in every direction when there are much more important things I need to focus on. This one probably goes beyond "things that give you the shits". F&@$en disgraceful!!!

wristwatcher wrote:Simplicity funerals and the advertiser running my fathers funerals notice but not putting in the families death notice. Some incompetence can NOT be forgiven. Made me look like a c@&$ and has set off a chain reaction of phone calls in every direction when there are much more important things I need to focus on. This one probably goes beyond "things that give you the shits". F&@$en disgraceful!!!

Sorry for your loss, mate.

That kind of **** up is beyond excusable in my opinion. Definitely the last thing you need right now...

Failed Creation wrote:

wristwatcher wrote:Simplicity funerals and the advertiser running my fathers funerals notice but not putting in the families death notice. Some incompetence can NOT be forgiven. Made me look like a c@&$ and has set off a chain reaction of phone calls in every direction when there are much more important things I need to focus on. This one probably goes beyond "things that give you the shits". F&@$en disgraceful!!!

Sorry for your loss, mate.

That kind of **** up is beyond excusable in my opinion. Definitely the last thing you need right now...

Thanks mate much appreciated...but alas it gets worse. They instructed us to create a photo DVD compilation of his life, format it, burn it, convert them, put it to music and make the tribute of his life. It took my partner 6 hours and was painstaking and excruciatingly painful to say the least. Upon completion we spoke to the production company who informed us we only needed to drop in 30 photos and notify them of our music choice.

In a time when you don't want or need cluster f@&$s they have managed to screw up the lot. I expect them to drop the coffin on Monday or spell his name wrong in the rememberance cards. Probably a good thing I have SA Footy to vent on.

wristwatcher wrote:

Failed Creation wrote:

wristwatcher wrote:Simplicity funerals and the advertiser running my fathers funerals notice but not putting in the families death notice. Some incompetence can NOT be forgiven. Made me look like a c@&$ and has set off a chain reaction of phone calls in every direction when there are much more important things I need to focus on. This one probably goes beyond "things that give you the shits". F&@$en disgraceful!!!

Sorry for your loss, mate.

That kind of **** up is beyond excusable in my opinion. Definitely the last thing you need right now...

Thanks mate much appreciated...but alas it gets worse. They instructed us to create a photo DVD compilation of his life, format it, burn it, convert them, put it to music and make the tribute of his life. It took my partner 6 hours and was painstaking and excruciatingly painful to say the least. Upon completion we spoke to the production company who informed us we only needed to drop in 30 photos and notify them of our music choice.

In a time when you don't want or need cluster f@&$s they have managed to screw up the lot. I expect them to drop the coffin on Monday or spell his name wrong in the rememberance cards. Probably a good thing I have SA Footy to vent on.

****, mate. That is worse.

I don't mean to get personal, and I won't take offence if you tell me to **** off, but how are you holding up?

You're right though, SA Footy is a great place to vent.

wristwatcher wrote:

Failed Creation wrote:

wristwatcher wrote:Simplicity funerals and the advertiser running my fathers funerals notice but not putting in the families death notice. Some incompetence can NOT be forgiven. Made me look like a c@&$ and has set off a chain reaction of phone calls in every direction when there are much more important things I need to focus on. This one probably goes beyond "things that give you the shits". F&@$en disgraceful!!!

Sorry for your loss, mate.

That kind of **** up is beyond excusable in my opinion. Definitely the last thing you need right now...

Thanks mate much appreciated...but alas it gets worse. They instructed us to create a photo DVD compilation of his life, format it, burn it, convert them, put it to music and make the tribute of his life. It took my partner 6 hours and was painstaking and excruciatingly painful to say the least. Upon completion we spoke to the production company who informed us we only needed to drop in 30 photos and notify them of our music choice.

In a time when you don't want or need cluster f@&$s they have managed to screw up the lot. I expect them to drop the coffin on Monday or spell his name wrong in the rememberance cards. Probably a good thing I have SA Footy to vent on.

****, mate. That is worse.

I don't mean to get personal, and I won't take offence if you tell me to **** off, but how are you holding up?

You're right though, SA Footy is a great place to vent.

Home with the tin lids today so I took 'em ten pin bowling.

Spent the better part of two games hurling my ball into the gutters with a skill bordering on the uncanny. Meanwhile my progeny - all of 8 and 6 years old - racked up spare after spare.

Looked over to the next lane to see a ten year old being a right little smart arse. He walked to the end of the lane holding his ball, turned around so his arse faced the pins, spread his legs, bent over and tunneled the ball backwards between his legs.

... and the jammy little bastard took out all ten pins.

I suck at bowling. Reckon I'll stick to the pocket billiards...

Feckin xmas carols sh1t me to tears!!!

Apparently grandpa and I can not go fishing tomorrow.

load of shit

grandma has got us by the balls.

Xmas eve and my ****ing eldest was still awake at 11:15 PM ferchrissakes.

Fortunately I saw this coming, and managed to discreetly wrap a good 2/3 of the gifts earlier in the day.

By 11:30 she'd finally dropped off - we got to wrap the remaining gifts, install all the gifts under the tree, give the carrot to the guinea pig and pour out the water, eat the cookies and drink the milk.

12:30 AM and I'm nursing a single malt before retiring.

Bah. Effing Humbug.

Post Office not being open today.