SA Footy • View topic - OVERSEAS TRAVEL.....cities/countries visited............

by **Ian** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:44 pm

Lautoka, Yasawa-i-Rara island, Rotuma island (Fiji)
Vila (Vanuatu)
Noumea (New Caladonia)

as well as these Australian "overseas" visits
Hamilton Island
Kangaroo Island (5 times)
Granite Island
Phillip Island

by **godoubleblues** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:32 pm

Hawaii
Singapore
London
Paris
Morocco
Western Sahara
Canary Islands
Spain
Switzerland
Netherlands (and yes Amsterdam is out there)
Bangkok
East Timor
Vanuatu

by **Coorong** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:50 pm

Met a guy leaving Japan once who told me of an experience he had. His first trip to Japan and on his last day decided to "appreciate" the favours and pleasures of the local Geisha house. Duly appointed to a room, this little maiden massaged his back like he never thought possible. As she rolled him over she noticed a typical LARGE ozzie hard on. She giggled for a while and then in broken english said * oh you want wank*

Naturally the reply was in the positive (red blooded ozzie male) on this reply she left the room. BUT returned 10 minutes later and asked.

YOU FINISHED YET.

Apologies to those that have heard this before, but its "almost" true.

Perhaps I should have taken the hat and boots off too!

by **rod_rooster** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:02 am

MagicKiwi wrote:I'm not going to mention cities either or number of times visited.

Africa:
Egypt

Asia:
Hong Kong
Malaysia
Singapore
Turkey (Asian side

Europe:
Austria
Belgium
England (resided)
France
Germany
Greece (resided)
Holland
Ireland
Italy
Luxembourg
Scotland
Spain
Switzerland
Turkey (European side)
Wales
Yugoslavia (the former)

North America:
United States of America

Oceania:
American Samoa
Australia (funnily enough...)
Fiji
New Caledonia
New Zealand (resided)
Samoa
Tonga
Vanuatu

Good grief :shock:

Wouldn't it have been quicker to list where you haven't been?

by **Ian** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:44 am

MagicKiwi wrote:I'm not going to mention cities either or number of times visited.

That would have made a whole forum topic on it's own :shock:

by **Sheik Yerbouti** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:51 am

Smithfield

by **MagicKiwi** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:23 pm

Coorong wrote:Magic, I am flying to Aukland to board a cruise ship for a while. Can I register for the dole during my short stopover?

Why not? You strike me as someone who'd quite happily put a bit of wool around it Coorong. :lol:

by **MagicKiwi** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:27 pm

rod_rooster wrote:Good grief Wouldn't it have been quicker to list where you haven't been?

Probably r_r in hindsight.

by **Coorong** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:27 pm

Good one Magic LOL

by **pipers** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:48 am

I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me...

by **spell_check** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:19 am

Shall I bring back my Song thread on FootySA, fatal?

by **Pseudo** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:30 am

Hooray! The thread has devolved into random lyrics!

Take a cruise to china
Or a train to spain
Go round the world
Again and again
Meet a girl on a boat
Meet a boy on a train
And fall in love
Without the pain

by **Baby Jav** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:13 pm

Bali
South Pacific (cruised twice) - Vanuata, Noumea, Vila, Isle of Pines

Fairly boring compared to a few others

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