Thought of the day

[mal]

Punks favourite machine at the gym
the Vending machine....

[Pseudo]

No matter where you go, there you are.
-- Buckaroo Banzai

[Dirko]

Thought of the day....

Who tastes dog food when it has a 'new & improved' flavour?

[Punk Rooster]

Punks favourite machine at the gym
the Vending machine....

i'm going to send you a mirror asap....

[Booney]

I distrust camels,and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

[CENTURION]

I distrust camels,and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I distrust women, they BLEED for a week & STILL live!

[Mickyj]

To be the man you must beat the man

Quote Rick Flair The 16 time Heavy champ of the world !!

that quote comes from a wrestling "star"?
If it came from Hussain Bolt, fair enough, but to come from the wrestling fraternity, well, it's like listening to Robert Mugabe speak on human rights...

geez its all a bit of fun Punk why so serious?

sorry, but taking on the rider "16 times Heavy Weight champ of the world" made it very difficult to swallow

Well thats only going by what the WWE says I think he has"held"it over 30 times
And yes I know its all staged .
Sorry to go off topic .

So a bad days fishing is better than a good day at work

[A Mum]

Great to see so many contibutions here

Some very 'interesting' ones too

“Courage is the discovery that you may not win, and trying when you know you can lose.”
Tom Krause

[Ingall]

Trying is the first step toward failure.
- Homer J Simpson

[magpie in the 80's]

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

[Psyber]

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

I guess its the contrast with huddling together in one big, dark, wet, smelly, cave..
Sort of one step up.

[Baron Greenback]

Wise man say...Go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.

[smac]

I find it fascinating that a woman started "thought of the day". I have more than one thought, most days. They are all about sex, but I have more than one thought.

[Dirko]

If a man is in a forest talking to himself with no women around, is he still wrong?

[Footy Chick]

If a man is in a forest talking to himself with no women around, is he still wrong?

Yep

[Footy Chick]

I find it fascinating that a woman started "thought of the day". I have more than one thought, most days. They are all about sex, but I have more than one thought.

You have one every 3 and a half minutes apparently...

[A Mum]

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile

[JK]

O:) When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile

That might be why Smac thinks the way he does

[Jelom19]

There is winners and there is gunners and there is losers which one are you

"Every strike brings me closer to the next home run" BABE RUTH quote

[Footy Chick]

I thought I farted but I...oh never mind