Average couple has sex 104 times before getting pregnant

[fisho mcspaz]

I do have a sister, she's all right. Bossy, though.

I call dibs!

trust me......you don't.

Yep, what TBB said. She is quite a scary little person.

[Media Park]

A "little person?" You're sister's a gnome?

[fisho mcspaz]

Nah but she's about 4"11 and still manages to be quite intimidating.

[Choccies]

Nah but she's about 4"11 and still manages to be quite intimidating.

Thats not her in your avatar is it fisho ??

[Media Park]

Regardless, I have proven on more than one occasion that it takes me precisely 103 times less than 104 to impregnate someone...

So I don't like that stat!

I would certainly find it more enjoyable if I didn't have goddamned SUPERSPERM!

[Johno6]

is she another one of those walking headjobs ive heard commented on before.....

[fisho mcspaz]

That's me in my avatar.

[fisho mcspaz]

is she another one of those walking headjobs ive heard commented on before.....

I hate that phrase!! Would short blokes like it if we said 'Hey, look, there's a walking tampon!' ?? Well??

[Media Park]

I'm not too short, so you can call short blokes "whatever you want."

[bayman]

104 !!!! littlebayman was conceived at first go

[gadj1976]

So if it took me about 3 times for the first one and about 8 times for the second, that means someone is having jiggity jig about 300 times for me*

[devilsadvocate]

So if it took me about 3 times for the first one and about 8 times for the second, that means someone is having jiggity jig about 300 times for me*

He's short, fat, ugly and has a mean tash. His name is Ron Jeremy.
Damn him.

[trev]

Carp, I must be shooting blanks!

[Phantom Gossiper]

is she another one of those walking headjobs ive heard commented on before.....

I hate that phrase!! Would short blokes like it if we said 'Hey, look, there's a walking tampon!' ?? Well??

[Booney]

is she another one of those walking headjobs ive heard commented on before.....

I hate that phrase!! Would short blokes like it if we said 'Hey, look, there's a walking tampon!' ?? Well??

Of course they would. But if you were to call them walking growlers, then they might be a little more accomodating.

[Johno6]

the difference is theres a good chance shes given someone a headjob before, but theres an even better chance hes never been used as a tampon before

[fisho mcspaz]

I refuse to participate in this discussion any more!! The mental imagery is just getting out of hand.

[prowling panther]

Thats what I reckon.

Pull the plug on him.

[Media Park]

GOLD page...

[Johno6]

i agree fisho, ive had it up to my bloody neck....