You know you're an Adelaidian when...

[Footy Chick]

Nothing happens

Aaw that's a bit harsh... its only true sometimes.....

you know youre an adelaidian if you know that frog cakes arent made out of frogs

[TroyGFC]

You meet a girl at the bar and your mates already know her.

[Snaggletooth Tiger]

A Torpedo Punt's known as a Screwy...
& a Banana Kick's called a Check-Side!

[Dutchy]

10.) You know the Brickworks Markets is the only place you can get beer on Good Friday. 2 man down

Wrong...my fridge aint closed on Good Friday

[Dutchy]

You get asked who do you support in the footy Crows or Port?....FFS!!!!

You ask a Crows fan if they saw the cracker of a game last night between Brisbane and St Kilda and they respond "Nah, Crows wernt playing"

[MightyEagles]

You saw Pavlich play for the Eagles.

[Rik E Boy]

You get asked who do you support in the footy Crows or Port?....FFS!!!!

You ask a Crows fan if they saw the cracker of a game last night between Brisbane and St Kilda and they respond "Nah, Crows wernt playing"

GOLD.

regards

REB

[Dogwatcher]

You saw Pavlich play for the Eagles.

And Buckley for Port Adelaide

[Thiele]

when you know most of the shops are close over public holidays

[TroyGFC]

When you think Elizebeth is so far to travel

[Snaggletooth Tiger]

And Buckley for Port Adelaide

Yeah, I saw him play...
1992 Grand Final DAMMIT!!!!!

[brent]

you know what a double-cut roll is
you can buy a farmers union from almost any fast food drive through
you remember channel 7 and 10 'swapping stations'

[Magpiespower]

You know the number of the Channel 10 Christmas Appeal - 217 0101.

You still sing 'Come on, Kylie, you can do it...'

you know what a double-cut roll is

Countless times, I've tried explaining this culinary delight to easterners.

They just don't get it.

[TroyGFC]

you drink schooners not midi's

[Punk Rooster]

you drink schooners not midi's

or schooners, not pots

[Psyber]

You saw Pavlich play for the Eagles.

And Buckley for Port Adelaide

And you remember when that foreign team Collingwood fielded 6 Norwood players one season, and became temporarily respectable!

[am Bays]

and you know that Glenelg's a palindrome

And you know you can't live in one.....umm.....hang on....

Adelaidians with an IQ greater than a common household vegetable know you can live in one.....

[FlyingHigh]

How about seeing Bob Neil play?

Or taking Bob Neil banner to any sport event anywhere in the world

[dash61]

dropping a line and catching King george whiting in the gulf

catching blue crabs

going to the metro trot's and seeing only 1 bookie

playing golf at an easy to access golf course, even in the city and getting change at times out of 20 bucks

seeing trams driven by aussies and not indians or paki's

leaving the airport in being in the city in 8 minutes

sitting on sand at the beach and unlike melbournes shell grit

finding out a superstar is coming to australia and then to find out he is bypassing adelaide

parking in the city and not needing to pay by credit card (at times)

seeing all the cars dont have a (electronic tag) to travel on toll roads

you know your in adelaide by the old heaps of pooh driving on the roads (car fleet is the worst)

[jimmykralo]

You can drive on every single road in the entire state of SA for free (no tolls whatsoever).

as is my recollection anyway