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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:00 pmby kickinit
DOC wrote:Sure it is. It may not be vigerous but its exercise never the less. Its like weight loss, you could just take a pill but its better if you do the work yourself.
The you would classify sitting on the couch watching tv exercise because you'd be burning pretty much the same calories. And no there isn't a pill that will make you lose weight.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:29 pmby Q.
kickinit wrote:Q. wrote:Having my severance pay taxed at 31.5%
I thought severance pay was tax free. The only part you should pay tax on is any holidays owing to you.
Depends how it's classified. What's known as 'Genuine Redundancy Payments' are tax free, however, an 'Employment Termination Payment' is slightly different and taxed at 31.5%.
Yes, apparently losing your job and losing your job are two different things.
The Sleeping Giant wrote:And?
It gives me the shits.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:33 amby LaughingKookaburra
Some property owners are morons. Our last property in Perth (3x2 villa, 25kms from city and charging $450 pw. Gotta love Perth) the pump went on the dishwasher and needed a new one. So we sent in a repair request and the land owner didn't replace it under the advice of the agent because its "a luxury item".
Like **** I'm paying that much to live in a place with out a dishwasher that was on the agreement when we signed up.
Then after our letters to the tribunal the land owner replies that he will replace it in good faith and is disturbed that we attacked his integrity....
I'll replace anything in my Adelaide property if needed even though I had a tenant 2 years ago burn it to ground in a failed suicide attempt...
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Thu Apr 03, 2014 2:36 pmby Phantom Gossiper
That stupid "Selfie" song and any other of the ridiculous songs that come out that clearly require no brains or effort to write them..
I dont know whats worse the songs or the douche bags that listen to them!
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Thu Apr 03, 2014 3:26 pmby fisho mcspaz
e-Tax. Doing my damn tax return for 2013 because clown will eat me if I don't. Now I know why I usually leave this stuff to an accountant. Anyone know some fun websites? I need something amusing. No porn, and no cats either because mine are giving me the shits even more than e-Tax.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Thu Apr 03, 2014 3:40 pmby Phantom Gossiper
fisho mcspaz wrote:Anyone know some fun websites?
www.ato.gov.au 
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Thu Apr 03, 2014 3:50 pmby fisho mcspaz
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:45 pmby Failed Creation
My dear sweet brother Numpsie!!!
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Apr 04, 2014 7:55 amby shoe boy
Schapelle Corby and the circus that follows!!!
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Apr 04, 2014 2:19 pmby fisho mcspaz
Whoever picks the team at Mr McSpaz's footy club. He was going to retire - he's had a run of freakish injuries and the last few years have been pretty thankless - and then agreed to play Bs cos they needed players. It's been one bloody week and they've put him back in the As and he's got a broken hand. (That part is his fault though cos he hasn't told anyone and says it's only a fracture so it doesn't count. I asked him what he was gunna do about it and he said 'Strap it'.)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Apr 04, 2014 3:08 pmby mighty_tiger_79
fisho mcspaz wrote:Whoever picks the team at Mr McSpaz's footy club. He was going to retire - he's had a run of freakish injuries and the last few years have been pretty thankless - and then agreed to play Bs cos they needed players. It's been one bloody week and they've put him back in the As and he's got a broken hand. (That part is his fault though cos he hasn't told anyone and says it's only a fracture so it doesn't count. I asked him what he was gunna do about it and he said 'Strap it'.)
that is dedication
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Apr 04, 2014 4:03 pmby fisho mcspaz
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:fisho mcspaz wrote:Whoever picks the team at Mr McSpaz's footy club. He was going to retire - he's had a run of freakish injuries and the last few years have been pretty thankless - and then agreed to play Bs cos they needed players. It's been one bloody week and they've put him back in the As and he's got a broken hand. (That part is his fault though cos he hasn't told anyone and says it's only a fracture so it doesn't count. I asked him what he was gunna do about it and he said 'Strap it'.)
that is dedication
Aka 'being mental'.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Apr 04, 2014 7:09 pmby LaughingKookaburra
Foam from Clarke rubber, strapping and a glove he'll be fine. Done the same thing a while back
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Apr 04, 2014 7:13 pmby LaughingKookaburra
Throw in a couple panadene fortes with red bull too. Seemed like a lot of effort to play in a side who lost by 10 goal.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:36 pmby Footy Chick
LaughingKookaburra wrote:Foam from Clarke rubber, strapping and a glove he'll be fine. Done the same thing a while back
I'll pretend I didn't hear that
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Sat Apr 05, 2014 12:53 amby LaughingKookaburra
Silly thing is FC I fractured the finger on the opposite hand from getting my finger caught in Wattsy's Guernsey out @ Havens that week.... The following week I got it iced with a few jugs of pale ale @ Mansions and Church 2 for 1s
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Sat Apr 05, 2014 12:57 amby LaughingKookaburra
Footy Chick wrote:LaughingKookaburra wrote:Foam from Clarke rubber, strapping and a glove he'll be fine. Done the same thing a while back
I'll pretend I didn't hear that
My missus is a qualified paramedic and she was trainer after that. I wouldn't have got away with that under her watch.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Sat Apr 05, 2014 1:53 pmby fisho mcspaz
Just reminded Mr McSpaz to get his hand strapped. He said 'Which one?' and held up both hands with broken-looking fingers on each. I hope that doesn't mean what I think it does.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Sun Apr 06, 2014 7:34 amby dedja
How Sydney is knocking down perfectly good buildings in a Darling Harbour for a massive redevelopment after only 25 odd years whilst Adelaide can't even develop their existing Torrens riverfront.
With the convention centre and Adelaide Oval upgrades, the area is ripe for a ''Southbank' type development.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Sun Apr 06, 2014 7:53 amby The Ash Man
My 2yo not getting the memo about daylight savings. 4:30am on a Sunday? C'mon mate