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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 9:07 am
by woodublieve12
HH3 wrote:They dont shoot to kill, numbnuts

correct... they are taught to shoot to stop rthe threat

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 9:11 am
by shoe boy
Paul Murray!! the bloke is an embarrassment to journalism.

On the days that Abbot fails to give correct info on HIS budget Murray spends 2 days on a perception of a wink!!!

Murray I have taken your advice and will never watch your pathetic show again :)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 9:42 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Is paul Murray the kiwi?

Didn't that show just get dumped anyway? ?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 12:31 pm
by Q.
Ill-fitting jeans.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 2:44 pm
by Spargo
Chicks that wear all revealing, low cut tops with their fun bags falling out all over the place - that shoot you a dirty look when they catch you having a perv. Cover'em up if ya don't want me looking!

On the flip side, there are two or three young secretaries I see almost daily who are obviously more than happy to flaunt their assets and have no issue with men AND women copping an eyeful. To these ladies, I thank & applaud you.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 3:20 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
surely you must name where these secretaries that show all work?? :D

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 3:21 pm
by bennymacca
Spargo wrote:Chicks that wear all revealing, low cut tops with their fun bags falling out all over the place - that shoot you a dirty look when they catch you having a perv. Cover'em up if ya don't want me looking!

On the flip side, there are two or three young secretaries I see almost daily who are obviously more than happy to flaunt their assets and have no issue with men AND women copping an eyeful. To these ladies, I thank & applaud you.



pics or GTFO

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 3:42 pm
by Spargo
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:surely you must name where these secretaries that show all work?? :D

Classified information, I don't need fellow safooty posters drooling all over my little pocket of paradise.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 4:40 pm
by Booney
Spargo wrote:Chicks that wear all revealing, low cut tops with their fun bags falling out all over the place - that shoot you a dirty look when they catch you having a perv. Cover'em up if ya don't want me looking!

On the flip side, there are two or three young secretaries I see almost daily who are obviously more than happy to flaunt their assets and have no issue with men AND women copping an eyeful. To these ladies, I thank & applaud you.


Could be the most "Liked" post on this site.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 4:43 pm
by heater31
Spargo wrote:Chicks that wear all revealing, low cut tops with their fun bags falling out all over the place - that shoot you a dirty look when they catch you having a perv. Cover'em up if ya don't want me looking!

On the flip side, there are two or three young secretaries I see almost daily who are obviously more than happy to flaunt their assets and have no issue with men AND women copping an eyeful. To these ladies, I thank & applaud you.



Clearly you don't visit my office then.... :cry:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 4:46 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Spargo wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:surely you must name where these secretaries that show all work?? :D

Classified information, I don't need fellow safooty posters drooling all over my little pocket of paradise.



so you haven't heard of quality control then?? :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 4:49 pm
by Spargo
Booney wrote:
Spargo wrote:Chicks that wear all revealing, low cut tops with their fun bags falling out all over the place - that shoot you a dirty look when they catch you having a perv. Cover'em up if ya don't want me looking!

On the flip side, there are two or three young secretaries I see almost daily who are obviously more than happy to flaunt their assets and have no issue with men AND women copping an eyeful. To these ladies, I thank & applaud you.


Could be the most "Liked" poster on this site.

EFA ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 5:10 pm
by Booney
Spargo wrote:
Booney wrote:
Spargo wrote:Chicks that wear all revealing, low cut tops with their fun bags falling out all over the place - that shoot you a dirty look when they catch you having a perv. Cover'em up if ya don't want me looking!

On the flip side, there are two or three young secretaries I see almost daily who are obviously more than happy to flaunt their assets and have no issue with men AND women copping an eyeful. To these ladies, I thank & applaud you.


Could be the most "Liked" poster on this site.

EFA ;)


Not with that sort of carry on.... ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 6:03 pm
by Coach Bombay
Kendall Brettig

wtf is wrong with her voice. Needs to get the **** off the radio

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 6:26 pm
by HH3
bays09 wrote:Kendall Brettig

wtf is wrong with her voice. Needs to get the **** off the radio


Was thinking exactly the same thing on the way home at 5pm. Sounded like she was having a bit of a struggle on the loo, poor girl

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 8:52 pm
by gadj1976
bays09 wrote:Kendall Brettig

wtf is wrong with her voice. Needs to get the **** off the radio


Might be struggling through the lurgi like the rest of South Australia.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 9:24 pm
by Keefy
gadj1976 wrote:
bays09 wrote:Kendall Brettig

wtf is wrong with her voice. Needs to get the **** off the radio


Might be struggling through the lurgi like the rest of South Australia.


Her mother has got a pretty ordinary voice

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun May 25, 2014 10:52 am
by Q.
Dpt of Planning, Transport and Infrastructure deciding the chainsaw and mulch limbs from the trees in the median strip...at 6AM this morning.

Two of the blokes copped an absolute spray from me and within five minutes they'd packed up and moved on.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun May 25, 2014 11:55 am
by dedja
That's it, shoot the messenger ... :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun May 25, 2014 12:21 pm
by Q.
Don't **** with my sleep.