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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Feb 01, 2024 11:11 am

I must remember to cut my Roma tomatoes in half before putting them in my lunchbox, or use a spoon instead of a fork.

I just had the Riley Reid of the tomato world, it went over my screen and up over my wall and a picture that is hanging, fair clean up.
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Re: What The F***

Postby dedja » Thu Feb 01, 2024 11:12 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:I must remember to cut my Roma tomatoes in half before putting them in my lunchbox, or use a spoon instead of a fork.

I just had the Riley Reid of the tomato world, it went over my screen and up over my wall and a picture that is hanging, fair clean up.


That’s why it’s best for Mums to pack lunchboxes. :lol:
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Re: What The F***

Postby wenchbarwer » Thu Feb 01, 2024 11:24 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:I must remember to cut my Roma tomatoes in half before putting them in my lunchbox, or use a spoon instead of a fork.

I just had the Riley Reid of the tomato world, it went over my screen and up over my wall and a picture that is hanging, fair clean up.


No idea what you're talking about...
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Re: What The F***

Postby locky801 » Thu Feb 01, 2024 12:48 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:I must remember to cut my Roma tomatoes in half before putting them in my lunchbox, or use a spoon instead of a fork.

I just had the Riley Reid of the tomato world, it went over my screen and up over my wall and a picture that is hanging, fair clean up.


is she still around :supz: :supz:
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Re: What The F***

Postby Dinglinga75 » Thu Feb 01, 2024 1:24 pm

Some of the fathers outburst for the school becoming co-ed ... Welcome to 2024 not 1940

Parents and alumni of a prestigious Sydney boys' college have staged a protest outside the 160-year-old private school over plans to take in girls for the first time.

https://www.illawarramercury.com.au/sto ... s-school/#
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Re: What The F***

Postby Rik E Boy » Thu Feb 01, 2024 1:29 pm

Wedgie wrote:I haven't seen the new one but love the old one. I drive the missus nuts singing it.
That and the Carpet Call ads. :lol:
My daughter and I have always had a habit of singing annoying and jingles. :lol:


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Re: What The F***

Postby Vamos » Fri Feb 02, 2024 11:06 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:I must remember to cut my Roma tomatoes in half before putting them in my lunchbox, or use a spoon instead of a fork.

I just had the Riley Reid of the tomato world, it went over my screen and up over my wall and a picture that is hanging, fair clean up.


I get like that watchin Rachel Riley crunch numbers.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Brodlach » Sun Feb 18, 2024 12:42 pm

From Woj reporting on the NBA

“ESPN Sources: An undisclosed player has been secretly placing cameras in the team showers at All Star Weekend, sources tell ESPN.

The NBA has opened up an investigation, story developing.”
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Re: What The F***

Postby bertiebeatle1 » Sun Feb 18, 2024 1:10 pm

Brodlach wrote:From Woj reporting on the NBA

“ESPN Sources: An undisclosed player has been secretly placing cameras in the team showers at All Star Weekend, sources tell ESPN.

The NBA has opened up an investigation, story developing.”


lol was a fake woj account - check the twitter handle
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Re: What The F***

Postby Brodlach » Sun Feb 18, 2024 1:35 pm

bertiebeatle1 wrote:
Brodlach wrote:From Woj reporting on the NBA

“ESPN Sources: An undisclosed player has been secretly placing cameras in the team showers at All Star Weekend, sources tell ESPN.

The NBA has opened up an investigation, story developing.”


lol was a fake woj account - check the twitter handle

Really, I only follow Woj, not sure how I saw it then.

Makes sense that it’s not real
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Re: What The F***

Postby Armchair expert » Sun Feb 18, 2024 8:07 pm

I've just been stung by something multiple times finger arm back and head

intense pain for a few seconds now basically nothing


white lump with red spot when whatever it was got me


furiously googling trying to work out what the **** it was
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Re: What The F***

Postby dedja » Sun Feb 18, 2024 8:13 pm

Go to hospital instead of trying to self diagnose.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Armchair expert » Sun Feb 18, 2024 8:14 pm

dedja wrote:Go to hospital instead of trying to self diagnose.


I feel fine now so I'm not worried.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Vamos » Sun Feb 18, 2024 8:16 pm

Armchair expert wrote:I've just been stung by something multiple times finger arm back and head

intense pain for a few seconds now basically nothing


white lump with red spot when whatever it was got me


furiously googling trying to work out what the **** it was


Ah yes, sounds like you were attacked by a CPW - Crap Prediction Wasp :)
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Re: What The F***

Postby dedja » Sun Feb 18, 2024 8:18 pm

Vamos wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:I've just been stung by something multiple times finger arm back and head

intense pain for a few seconds now basically nothing


white lump with red spot when whatever it was got me


furiously googling trying to work out what the **** it was


Ah yes, sounds like you were attacked by a CPW - Crap Prediction Wasp :)


That’s the best you got? :lol:

Anyway, if he doesn’t wake up in the morning, probably a redback.

In any case, first action is to post here and google a remedy … what the F***?
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Re: What The F***

Postby Armchair expert » Sun Feb 18, 2024 8:30 pm

dedja wrote:
Vamos wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:I've just been stung by something multiple times finger arm back and head

intense pain for a few seconds now basically nothing


white lump with red spot when whatever it was got me


furiously googling trying to work out what the **** it was


Ah yes, sounds like you were attacked by a CPW - Crap Prediction Wasp :)


That’s the best you got? :lol:

Anyway, if he doesn’t wake up in the morning, probably a redback.



I predict it wasn't a redback
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Re: What The F***

Postby amber_fluid » Sun Feb 18, 2024 8:33 pm

Armchair expert wrote:
dedja wrote:
Vamos wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:I've just been stung by something multiple times finger arm back and head

intense pain for a few seconds now basically nothing


white lump with red spot when whatever it was got me


furiously googling trying to work out what the **** it was


Ah yes, sounds like you were attacked by a CPW - Crap Prediction Wasp :)


That’s the best you got? :lol:

Anyway, if he doesn’t wake up in the morning, probably a redback.



I predict it wasn't a redback


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Re: What The F***

Postby dedja » Sun Feb 18, 2024 8:35 pm

Armchair expert wrote:
dedja wrote:
Vamos wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:I've just been stung by something multiple times finger arm back and head

intense pain for a few seconds now basically nothing


white lump with red spot when whatever it was got me


furiously googling trying to work out what the **** it was


Ah yes, sounds like you were attacked by a CPW - Crap Prediction Wasp :)


That’s the best you got? :lol:

Anyway, if he doesn’t wake up in the morning, probably a redback.



I predict it wasn't a redback


:lol:
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Re: What The F***

Postby heater31 » Sun Feb 18, 2024 9:59 pm

dedja wrote:
Vamos wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:I've just been stung by something multiple times finger arm back and head

intense pain for a few seconds now basically nothing


white lump with red spot when whatever it was got me


furiously googling trying to work out what the **** it was


Ah yes, sounds like you were attacked by a CPW - Crap Prediction Wasp :)


That’s the best you got? [emoji38]

Anyway, if he doesn’t wake up in the morning, probably a redback.

In any case, first action is to post here and google a remedy … what the F***?
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Re: What The F***

Postby dedja » Sun Feb 18, 2024 10:02 pm

We’re due then.
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