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Re: What The F***

Postby Failed Creation » Sun Feb 18, 2024 10:46 pm

dedja wrote:Due to popular demand.



Agreed; it's a ******* horrid commercial, and OTR has a good track record when it comes to terrible ones.

It's a servo, not a magical land of treats.

And going back to the comment from @Brodlach, the bald prick looks dodgy as hell.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Feb 19, 2024 9:48 am

Failed Creation wrote:
Agreed; it's a ******* horrid commercial, and OTR has a good track record when it comes to terrible ones.

It's a servo, not a magical land of treats.

And going back to the comment from @Brodlach, the bald prick looks dodgy as hell.

It’s a Moes that sells petrol.

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Re: What The F***

Postby Armchair expert » Mon Feb 19, 2024 2:18 pm

dedja wrote:We’re due then.


Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated


Turns out it was an asshole wasp, found their nest under the window sill right where I was walking when I got attacked.
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Re: What The F***

Postby amber_fluid » Mon Feb 19, 2024 3:19 pm

Armchair expert wrote:
dedja wrote:We’re due then.


Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated


Turns out it was an asshole wasp, found their nest under the window sill right where I was walking when I got attacked.


Was it a CP Wasp as Vamos predicted?
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Re: What The F***

Postby Vamos » Mon Feb 19, 2024 8:57 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:
dedja wrote:We’re due then.


Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated


Turns out it was an asshole wasp, found their nest under the window sill right where I was walking when I got attacked.


Was it a CP Wasp as Vamos predicted?


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Re: What The F***

Postby Spargo » Mon Feb 26, 2024 8:32 pm

Monday night, 8:29pm, Australia Post ring the bell with a parcel…
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Re: What The F***

Postby dedja » Mon Feb 26, 2024 10:04 pm

Spargo wrote:Monday night, 8:29pm, Australia Post ring the bell with a parcel…


Poor dude had to wait until it was dark to deliver your blow up doll.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Jim05 » Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:32 am

Spargo wrote:Monday night, 8:29pm, Australia Post ring the bell with a parcel…
Let me guess, was he of Indian descent?
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Re: What The F***

Postby Jimmy_041 » Tue Feb 27, 2024 8:11 am

Jim05 wrote:
Spargo wrote:Monday night, 8:29pm, Australia Post ring the bell with a parcel…
Let me guess, was he of Indian descent?


The blow up doll?
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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Tue Feb 27, 2024 8:19 am

Jim05 wrote:
Spargo wrote:Monday night, 8:29pm, Australia Post ring the bell with a parcel…
Let me guess, was he of Indian descent?


To what end?
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Re: What The F***

Postby Wedgie » Tue Feb 27, 2024 8:28 am

Booney wrote:
Jim05 wrote:
Spargo wrote:Monday night, 8:29pm, Australia Post ring the bell with a parcel…
Let me guess, was he of Indian descent?


To what end?

Both ends?
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Re: What The F***

Postby Brodlach » Tue Feb 27, 2024 8:46 am

It doesn’t bother me what time they arrive as long as I get my package, our area get this all the time (lady across the road is a shopaholic). My son had a parcel delivered at 11:37pm once.

Not suggesting that Spargo was complaining at the time just more surprised
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Re: What The F***

Postby Wedgie » Tue Feb 27, 2024 8:54 am

Our packages always come just after 10.30am when I'm always in a meeting. :evil:
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Re: What The F***

Postby Spargo » Tue Feb 27, 2024 9:13 am

Brodlach wrote:It doesn’t bother me what time they arrive as long as I get my package, our area get this all the time (lady across the road is a shopaholic). My son had a parcel delivered at 11:37pm once.

Not suggesting that Spargo was complaining at the time just more surprised


I just think 8:30 at night is too late to be ringing someone’s doorbell with a delivery. What if you had a baby or young kids in bed? I’d be rotten with them being woken up.
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Re: What The F***

Postby mickey » Tue Feb 27, 2024 9:26 am

Spargo wrote:
Brodlach wrote:It doesn’t bother me what time they arrive as long as I get my package, our area get this all the time (lady across the road is a shopaholic). My son had a parcel delivered at 11:37pm once.

Not suggesting that Spargo was complaining at the time just more surprised


I just think 8:30 at night is too late to be ringing someone’s doorbell with a delivery. What if you had a baby or young kids in bed? I’d be rotten with them being woken up.
I'm more surprised that they actually rang the bell. Most just whack the card in the letterbox

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Re: What The F***

Postby Brodlach » Tue Feb 27, 2024 9:26 am

Spargo wrote:
Brodlach wrote:It doesn’t bother me what time they arrive as long as I get my package, our area get this all the time (lady across the road is a shopaholic). My son had a parcel delivered at 11:37pm once.

Not suggesting that Spargo was complaining at the time just more surprised


I just think 8:30 at night is too late to be ringing someone’s doorbell with a delivery. What if you had a baby or young kids in bed? I’d be rotten with them being woken up.

That’s fair, not having young kids I hadn’t thought of that
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Re: What The F***

Postby Wedgie » Tue Feb 27, 2024 9:37 am

If they grew up with Fat Cat going to bed at 730pm they'd understand.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Armchair expert » Tue Feb 27, 2024 10:09 am

Wedgie wrote:If they grew up with Fat Cat going to bed at 730pm they'd understand.


Sounds like a bootleg Bakana Bilby
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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Tue Feb 27, 2024 10:22 am

Spargo wrote:
Brodlach wrote:It doesn’t bother me what time they arrive as long as I get my package, our area get this all the time (lady across the road is a shopaholic). My son had a parcel delivered at 11:37pm once.

Not suggesting that Spargo was complaining at the time just more surprised


I just think 8:30 at night is too late to be ringing someone’s doorbell with a delivery. What if you had a baby or young kids in bed? I’d be rotten with them being woken up.


It's borderline, but I don't think there's an major issue with 8:30pm drop offs.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Jim05 » Tue Feb 27, 2024 10:24 am

Booney wrote:
Jim05 wrote:
Spargo wrote:Monday night, 8:29pm, Australia Post ring the bell with a parcel…
Let me guess, was he of Indian descent?


To what end?
Being on parcel rate the Indian drivers as a rule will take out more work than they can handle. They aren’t meant to deliver after 7pm or sundown in busy periods so should be setting up their loads accordingly but they tend to take out too much and can’t complete it in time. If you continually return undelivered items to depot you will get sanctioned so many just keep delivering
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