Things that give you the sh1ts

[Spargo]

Is volunteering dead?

I think the problem would be most households need both parents to work to make ends meet, so there's less mums with time to volunteer like the good old days.

I miss the good ol' days...
I think of Tom Hanks in "Big" - turned into an adult but got to go back & be a kid again.
I'd do anything to be a teenager again. I know second time around I wouldn't knock back all those ugly roots...

[Phantom Gossiper]

I'd do anything to be a teenager again. I know second time around I wouldn't knock back all those ugly roots...

Second time around I would

[Pseudo]

I'd do anything to be a teenager again. I know second time around I wouldn't knock back all those ugly roots...

Second time around I would

Just sprayed tea all over the monitor. If I believed in the indulgent behaviour of clicking 'like' buttons then yours would certainly have been clicked.

[whufc]

Getting a new manager Monday after having a great manager the last 4 years

Scary times!!!

Don't need this stress when I'm going on holidays soon

[Johno6]

losing top spot on the afl tipping comp im in coz I changed from gws to melb and freo to hawks sunday morning.

[Booney]

Spending 3 1/2 hours washing mine and the Mrs cars yesterday.....and it rains today.

[Rik E Boy]

Spending 3 1/2 hours washing mine and the Mrs cars yesterday.....and it rains today.

Farmers are spewing you waited so long. Still better than watching the Melbourne game.

regards,

REB

[Booney]

Spending 3 1/2 hours washing mine and the Mrs cars yesterday.....and it rains today.

Farmers are spewing you waited so long. Still better than watching the Melbourne game.

regards,

REB

That's why I went and washed the cars!

[Spargo]

losing top spot on the afl tipping comp im in coz I changed from gws to melb and freo to hawks sunday morning.

When WILL you learn?

[Johno6]

losing top spot on the afl tipping comp im in coz I changed from gws to melb and freo to hawks sunday morning.

When WILL you learn?

I know man I know..... even my missus gives me a lecture about it now
I think im about 1/8 last minute tip changes.

[stan]

Work.

Seriously this organization is terrified of technology. Im not even sure the concept of hot standby is considered technology these days but geez we are scared of it.

Add major idiots and it gets good.

Just because you used a product that would not perform this function for the last 5 years does not mean this other product (tested to be superior as well I might add) can't perform the required function.

Good stuff.

[helicopterking]

People who jump up and down about Animals getting killed when it eats someone or poses a risk to the public.

[mighty_tiger_79]

People who go into habitats occupied by dangerous animals

[helicopterking]

End of the day, someone has died, remove the risk so it doesn't happen again.

[Footy Chick]

that's crap, those pelicans weren't hurting anyone..stick some more fish in the river and they won't pinch everyones lunch

[The Dark Knight]

My bank.

I have a long term investment account which every three months ends, I add money from my savings to the account and start it again for the next three months gaining interest on the amount that's in there. Every three months before the end date I get a form in the mail which I fill out to transfer the amount of money that I want to transfer, I then go into the bank and hand the form in and they process the form and transfer the money for the next three months, seems easy enough.

Last Thursday I went into the bank hand in my form and to make sure the correct amount is transferred I keep an eye on my account to see when the money has been transferred, nothing has been transferred as of today. Today I get the certificate for my account to confirm that it's been processed for the next three months with no extra money added like I wanted. So I ring the bank to find out what went wrong. The guy at the bank checks up on my account and goes looking for my form I handed in Thursday. He tells me it was left in their file that's yet to be processed but for some reason they still send me the Certificate to show it's been processed for the next three months. FFS c**ts, what do you people do all day, being in control of my accounts and money I expect you to manage it and transfer the money ASAP, not leave my form in the 'to do pile' and then I have to make the effort 3 working days later to chase it up. Do your job FFS, I'm sure it's not that hard as you do it all the time.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Change banks

[Magpiespower]

Took my Mum to the doctor for one of her many check-ups today.

"Be careful," Dr. Nick says (yes, that's his name!) "There's a-lot of nasty stuff going around at the moment."

Not two hours later I'm on my arse with something like a high fever meets a bloody migraine.

Been flat on my arse ever since.

Thanks for nothing, Dr. Jinx!

[carey]

My Boss!

The guy is a dead set moron

[dedja]

name and shame ...