What The F***

[MW]

At least this way he is able to be sentenced pleading guilty and give the money back (albeit not to the victims).
If he kept his not guilty plea, he would have likely died from the cancer anyway without any conviction or payment.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Greece going to a 6 day working week

[amber_fluid]

Greece going to a 6 day working week

They only work half days anyway

[Lightning McQueen]

Greece going to a 6 day working week

They only work half days anyway

New OH&S officer asked me how many people work here.

Apparently "roughly half of them" wasn't humourous.

[Jimmy_041]

The CFMEU allegations
Who would have thought!

Obviously not Sally McManus or the hierarchy of the ALP - they have been completely blindsided by the looks of their responses

[dedja]

Farmer wants a wife?

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/messenge ... 8d8228c462

Lowan Vale farmer, Shaun Taylor, pleads guilty to bestiality charge

A 49-year-old farmer from the state’s South East has pleaded guilty to committing bestiality before the Mount Gambier Magistrate’s Court today.

Shaun Wayne Taylor, 49, pleaded guilty to one count of bestiality which the court heard was committed at his Lowan Vale property, near Bordetown, on September 8, 2023.

Mr Taylor was arrested by detectives from the Special Crimes Investigation section on December 22, 2023 after an examination of his electronic devices by police during an unrelated investigation.

He was granted bail and appeared in court in February earlier this year where he sought to have his bail conditions - that deemed he was not permitted to be near animals - changed so he could “look after his animals”.

His request was denied by Magistrate Koula Kossiavelos who said due to “the heart of the offending”, she was not comfortable granting him permission to return to the farm.

Ms Kossiavelos said if Mr Taylor wished, he could employ “other means to look after his animals” – such as farmhands.

He will next appear in the District Court for arraignment in October.

[Jimmy_041]

Was the Victims of Crime Levy the same?

[Booney]

I'd be sheepish about answering any questions.

[wenchbarwer]

I'd be sheepish about answering any questions.

I've herd the outlook isn't great for him

[locky801]

Teach him for horsing around

[Wedgie]

Don't have a cow man

[Booney]

One goat.

[Booney]

Pheasant plucking?

[Dutchy]

Duck that

[am Bays]

Ahh Lowan Vale

Where Men are Men and Sheep are nervous....

[dedja]

[Bum Crack]

I'd be sheepish about answering any questions.

I've herd the outlook isn't great for him

Didn't do a very good job pulling the wool over law enforcements eyes.

[Lightning McQueen]

He wanted to ram the Bull, but he was too chicken.

[locky801]

his version of pin the tail on the donkey

[dedja]

Can't understand why his bail conditions change request was denied ... all he waned to do was “look after his animals”