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Re: I need to know....

Postby Johno6 » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:44 am

do u get to keep your balls in a jar after the op?
or do they go straight to the missus?
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Booney » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:44 am

Strawb wrote:this is classic by the way no saying it's the cold making it smaller they heard it before


It would look like a press stud by now!!! :lol:
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Booney » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:44 am

Johno6 wrote:do u get to keep your balls in a jar after the op?
or do they go straight to the missus?


They just hang there for decoration, like a Christmas tree.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Strawb » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:45 am

Booney wrote:
Johno6 wrote:do u get to keep your balls in a jar after the op?
or do they go straight to the missus?


They just hang there for decoration, like a Christmas tree.

pretty much it
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Re: I need to know....

Postby HH3 » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:45 am

Johno6 wrote:do u get to keep your balls in a jar after the op?
or do they go straight to the missus?


Dont they just snip the tubes? Just incase you want it reversed later. I dont think its like a dog where they remove the balls from the sack.




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Re: I need to know....

Postby JK » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:46 am

Vic the Asian trainee is a ripper bloke but I'm really hoping he has no active role in the procedure
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Re: I need to know....

Postby dedja » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:46 am

Johno6 wrote:do u get to keep your balls in a jar after the op?
or do they go straight to the missus?


He's going to be a eunuch? ... Faark, I don't remember that bit
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Booney » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:46 am

HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:do u get to keep your balls in a jar after the op?
or do they go straight to the missus?


Dont they just snip the tubes? Just incase you want it reversed later. I dont think its like a dog where they remove the balls from the sack.
.....i only commented so I could say "sack"


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Re: I need to know....

Postby dedja » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:48 am

HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:do u get to keep your balls in a jar after the op?
or do they go straight to the missus?


Dont they just snip the tubes? Just incase you want it reversed later. I dont think its like a dog where they remove the balls from the sack.




.....i only commented so I could say "sack"


You did ask what they were going to do, didn't you Spermy?
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Booney » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:48 am

JK wrote:Vic the Asian trainee is a ripper bloke but I'm really hoping he has no active role in the procedure


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Re: I need to know....

Postby JK » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:50 am

Put a little whispy Mo on that bloke and he'd be a dead-ringer
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Re: I need to know....

Postby JK » Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:05 am

Ok another thing I need to know, is HTF can I be scheduled for 11am and on the dot this chick comes in an calls trough some other bloke that's been here over an hour less than me??

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Re: I need to know....

Postby Johno6 » Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:18 am

HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:do u get to keep your balls in a jar after the op?
or do they go straight to the missus?


Dont they just snip the tubes? Just incase you want it reversed later. I dont think its like a dog where they remove the balls from the sack.




.....i only commented so I could say "sack"



this is where the ;) wouldve come in handy on my original post i think
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Re: I need to know....

Postby HH3 » Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:19 am

Learn from your mistakes young fella
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Re: I need to know....

Postby dedja » Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:21 am

I suspect Spermy has left the waiting room ... :P
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Johno6 » Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:28 am

dedja wrote:I suspect Spermy has left the waiting room ... :P



and thats exactly the eason why he's having the op
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:13 pm

When I got home after my op I went for a leak and there was a stitch that came undone and was sitting in my dacks. The whole experience was a nightmare.
Doc "If you don't stop moving I can't perform the procedure"
Me "Well I can feel everything you are doing, how do you expect me to stay still?"
Doc "Well you shouldn't, you've had enough painkillers"
Me "Well I can feel your right hand slight touching my left leg about 10cm from my nuts"
Doc "Nurse, can you please give him some more painkillers".

WADH.

To top it off, there was about 6 trainee nurses there, the room was friggin freezing and I lost some length that I couldn't afford in the first place, the doctor was an arrogant cockhead, even one of the nurses came and seen me later and suggested that I lodge a complaint.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Jase » Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:19 pm

The snip for me was one of the worst experiences I have ever had...

From finding out the day before that my surgeon/butcher was being sued for a botched job before. Then the nurse was a friend of my wife and was needing to move my Testicles a little to the left :(

The pain after was diabolical...

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Re: I need to know....

Postby dedja » Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:21 pm

LOL, these stories come out AFTER Spermy has gone in for his ... :lol:
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Re: I need to know....

Postby JK » Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:23 pm

All done, not impressed with the squeaky voice though
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