by Booney » Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:37 am
Some dirty little **** fence jumping his way through my yard, and several of my neighbours yards at 2:36 this morning with the Po Po hot on his hammer. Torches like daylight in our front windows, cop cars flying in all directions, coppers stationed at every house and corner, they wanted this prick, wanted him bad by the looks of it.
Spent the next 2 1/2 hours with coppers in my yard, sniffer dogs going through my backyard and shed, helped one copper onto my roof, trying to keep my dogs quiet and clam in the laundry while all manner of carry on caused by some little **** keeps our street awake from 2:36am to 4:50am when they either caught him or gave up as he'd slipped the cordon. *Apologies to the copper who took about 1/2 pound of Beagle shit away on his boot*
Dirty little ****. Left blood on my back fence ( **** knows how he got over it, it's over 6' high, covered in the whispy, thorny fern type shit that my neighbours yard is over grown with - and I poison about every 6 months, only for it to go nuts again ) and more claret on my side fence when he would have launched into my neighbours apricot and almond trees. Would have torn him up good and proper.
Little ****.
If you want to go quickly, go alone.
If you want to go far, go together.