I need to know....

[dedja]

Well I'm glad mine wasn't so public but you did bring it upon yourself

[Gozu]

it has definitely changed since you've been there. A non skilled person no qualifications earning $100,000 a year getting 12% super not having to pay for flights food accommodation for 3 weeks of the month, getting 12 weeks off a year. Tell me where someone can earn that money with no qualifications earn that in any metropolitan area in australia.

No qualifications, my arse!

maybe you should search the net, there's one company looking for 3,000 employees in the next couple of months ranging from trades to drives to trade assistants. And don't worry about advertised positions ring the contract companies and keep ringing until they offer you a job.

Mine staff shortage 'a myth':

More than 7800 skilled jobseekers are looking for work in the resources industry, including 3100 from WA, according to a recruitment website.

FIFObids, which lets companies "bid" for jobseekers, claims the figures contradict suggestions vacancies in the sector are hardest to fill.

FIFObids co-founder Mike Haywood said it had signed up 40,000 jobseekers since its launch last year, including almost 8000 who wanted work in the resources industry and more than 6000 who were willing to work fly-in, fly-out rosters.

"There are already enough workers to build a project of $20 billion in the Pilbara, including supervisors, engineers, electricians, fabricators, welders, geologists and crane operators," Mr Haywood said. "This data shows there is not a skills shortage as far as construction trades and mechanical and electrical trades go."

Butler jobseeker Garry Richards, 51, quit his job at Australia Post last year and has spent the past few months studying and obtaining the necessary certificates to get FIFO work in the transport and logistics industry.

He said the perception that there was plenty of work in the mining industry was a myth.

"You hear that mining companies are screaming out for labour but I've got all the qualifications and done all the courses but can't get a job because I don't have experience in the mines," he said.

"I just need that foot in the door."

http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/ne ... ge-a-myth/

[am Bays]

How much my 1997 "Port Power Wankers" complete with phallic object instead of lightning bolt in the hand is now worth?

[mighty_tiger_79]

So Mr and Mrs.JK have decided to cap the amount of kids they have. Not a bad thing at all.

Perhaps he could speak to those on the Parade about how to take measures to avoid going over the cap.

Who says I haven't gone over the cap but haven't been caught yet?

Wish this doc would hurry up, freezing my nuts off

So you're posting this from the table with your beans hanging out for all to see?

No still in the waiting room but it warmed my beans to know you're thinking of them

does this mean you get sympathy sex from the missus???

[dedja]

Not tonight he won't ...

[JK]

does this mean you get sympathy sex from the missus???

i read a part of the info sheet to the missus that basically says you've got to blow your bolt 20 times before the count check, you beauty me thinks.

She looks at me and says "can you get an app for that?"

[dedja]

My surgeon offered to write a note to my missus stating she needed to put out 'for medical reasons' ...

[Sturtman]

...Where I can get some moving boxes from?

Looking to move in the near future and Mrs NG wants to start the packing process... Fun times...

I have appox 15-20 you can have for free. Just finished moving. Proper moving boxes

[mighty_tiger_79]

does this mean you get sympathy sex from the missus???

i read a part of the info sheet to the missus that basically says you've got to blow your bolt 20 times before the count check, you beauty me thinks.

She looks at me and says "can you get an app for that?"

then when you need to do the dishes or some other silly household chore the reply is

can you get an app for that?

[JK]

I like it MT, like it a LOT!

[mighty_tiger_79]

I like it MT, like it a LOT!

ill PM you my bank details so you can deposit the sufficient funds

[dedja]

Any updates, (not so) Spermy?

[JK]

Any updates, (not so) Spermy?

Not too bad thus far mate, cant sleep though

[dedja]

Care for some roshambo on the hill today?

[JK]

Had to Google that .. I'll pass but thanks anyway

[Strawb]

Care for some roshambo on the hill today?

made me laugh and cry at the same time

[Squids]

Has the font of the forum changed?

[Big Phil]

Where there any SAAFL results published in the Sunday Mail today?

[Gozu]

Where there any SAAFlL results published in the Sunday Mail today?

Nope, was wondering why the season hadn't started yet

[Big Phil]

Where there any SAAFlL results published in the Sunday Mail today?

Nope, was wondering why the season hadn't started yet

My brother played Div 7 yesterday, I think it is just Div 1 that starts a week after the rest...