Things that give you the sh1ts

[LBT]

Working sundays when GFC seems intent on having more and more Sunday games . Plus we always lose when i'm not there.

[A Mum]

Having put in a long day looking after kids etc, I climb onto the couch with a nice glass of Coopers' Stout.

The glass is the sort with a handle; holds a bit less than a full stubby of beer. I've had it for years. Was given to me as a gift from a sister who once worked at the ill-fated LoneStar steakhouse; it was marked with a LoneStar logo.

I take a couple of sips, and sit there reclining in the sofa..... when without warning the arse falls off the glass. My lap is promptly filled with Coopers' Stout, which proceeds to ooze into my cods and also into the upholstery.

The shitful things here are manifold:

1. That a glass showing no signs of wear, having faithfully served me for years, should simply drop the bottom out of itself without any provocation whatsoever.

2. That I happen to be drinking Stout, not some other beer, when the glass gives way. Stout will stain the upholstery; lager would not have done so.

3. That I cut myself on a glass splinter when cleaning up the resulting mess.

4. So did the missus.

5. That I wasted more than half a glass of Stout.

6. That my jeans are now in the wash, and I have no clean pairs for the morrow.

7. That the sofa cushions are now sodden, having been sponged off, and are drying in front of the heater - meaning I'm reclining on the carpet to type this peeve.

There are probably more, but that will suffice to vent my spleen.

I feel sorry for you and your dilemma Pseudo

But thanks for the laugh

[Mic]

European tourists. In general they are total assholes.

[johntheclaret]

Working sundays when GFC seems intent on having more and more Sunday games . Plus we always lose when i'm not there.

Cheer up LBT. not this week

[StrayDog]

Crass Americanisations, eg, "asshole".

[JAS]

Crass Americanisations, eg, "asshole".

Yeh I think donkey bum sounds much better...idiots

You can add 'winningest' to the list of Americanisations...bloody awful word.

Regards
JAS

[Footy Chick]

always getting stuck behind trucks, 4WD's and other vehicles that drive slow and I can't see in front of...oh and Volvo's

[amber_fluid]

always getting stuck behind trucks, 4WD's and other vehicles that drive slow and I can't see in front of...oh and Volvo's

and women Drivers..... Did I actually write that!!

[smac]

Crass Americanisations, eg, "asshole".

Yeh I think donkey bum sounds much better...idiots

You can add 'winningest' to the list of Americanisations...bloody awful word.

Regards
JAS

One of the little girly smacs came to me after a day at kindy recently and told me that someone said a naughty word at kindy. She told me the word was "daddy cow poo" which was her interpretation of "bullsh!t".

[JAS]

Crass Americanisations, eg, "asshole".

Yeh I think donkey bum sounds much better...idiots

You can add 'winningest' to the list of Americanisations...bloody awful word.

Regards
JAS

One of the little girly smacs came to me after a day at kindy recently and told me that someone said a naughty word at kindy. She told me the word was "daddy cow poo" which was her interpretation of "bullsh!t".

We should have a day on here when all swearing and insults must be written like that

Regards
JAS

[The Big Shrek]

O'Connell St Bakery. 20c for sauce and you don't even bloody get any.

[JAS]

Finding out from the tv news that your electric bill has just gone up by 19.6% with immediate effect (other utility companies are available and shafting their customers in exactly the same way)

Once upon a time companies would write to customers in advance to tell them...w**k**s and so are the f**kwits that decided privatising utility firms would be good for anyone but the b*st**d share holders. Now waiting for them to declare billions in profit like the petrol companies did.

Guess who's not a happy bunny

Regards
JAS

[Booney]

A Daddo + Caroline Wilson + the Olympic repeats all in one show.

Daddo's......

[JK]

A Daddo + Caroline Wilson + the Olympic repeats all in one show.

Daddo's......

Except Karina Brown who is a daddy by marriage

[GWW]

A Daddo + Caroline Wilson + the Olympic repeats all in one show.

Daddo's......

Except Karina Brown who is a daddy by marriage

Alison Brahe aint too shabby either

[JK]

A Daddo + Caroline Wilson + the Olympic repeats all in one show.

Daddo's......

Except Karina Brown who is a daddy by marriage

Alison Brahe aint too shabby either

Yeah but even West End appeals to you wharfy's

[GWW]

[Thiele]

That we are watching events that has No Australians

[Mic]

O'Connell St Bakery. 20c for sauce and you don't even bloody get any.

Yep, hate paying extra for sauce. Would a coffee place charge for sugar? No, because it is part of it, like sauce on a pie/pasty/hotdog/etc.

Next, places will be charging for salt and pepper.

[smithy]

Went to the bank street deli many moons ago after a night on the turps and went to get some breakfast.
On the menu was......Cornflakes $3.00.........with milk $4.00