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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 7:47 am
by shoe boy
The Catholic church hiding abuse of children Nooooo! :roll:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 1:04 pm
by am Bays
carey wrote:Losing our semi yesterday.

Posted 240 chasing 290 so fair chase. Still shits me tho


Did you win the toss???

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 7:33 pm
by carey
am Bays wrote:
carey wrote:Losing our semi yesterday.

Posted 240 chasing 290 so fair chase. Still shits me tho


Did you win the toss???


No mate we lost the toss.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 9:33 pm
by am Bays
carey wrote:
am Bays wrote:
carey wrote:Losing our semi yesterday.

Posted 240 chasing 290 so fair chase. Still shits me tho


Did you win the toss???


No mate we lost the toss.

OK fair enough, if you had inserted them I'd have had little sympathy as runs on the board in finals count for 50% extra. Pissy totals of 150 can win you finals. 240 is a fair chase in a final though.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2015 8:09 pm
by Jase
I dont know if this "Things that give you the Sh1ts" or "Make you laugh thread"

Master Jase had his first U12 trial game tonight against an U11 team and I think my boys team lost 21 - 0... it could have been worse though cos i kind of lost count 3/4 of the way in...

Ouch....

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:39 pm
by Gozu
Telstra.

Spawns of satan

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 7:54 pm
by heater31
carey wrote:Losing our semi yesterday.

Posted 240 chasing 290 so fair chase. Still shits me tho

Ditto. Lost the toss on a road and fell 40 short on a crumbling deck.

Sucks dogs balls and I was only dismissed 2 times for the entire season...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 8:40 pm
by carey
heater31 wrote:
carey wrote:Losing our semi yesterday.

Posted 240 chasing 290 so fair chase. Still shits me tho

Ditto. Lost the toss on a road and fell 40 short on a crumbling deck.

Sucks dogs balls and I was only dismissed 2 times for the entire season...


Twice for the year! :shock:

That's a fair effort. What number do you bat?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 9:25 pm
by heater31
carey wrote:
heater31 wrote:
carey wrote:Losing our semi yesterday.

Posted 240 chasing 290 so fair chase. Still shits me tho

Ditto. Lost the toss on a road and fell 40 short on a crumbling deck.

Sucks dogs balls and I was only dismissed 2 times for the entire season...


Twice for the year! :shock:

That's a fair effort. What number do you bat?

9, 10 or 11 all season...... 10 hits for the year and undefeated in all but 2 (1 of them was run out at the non strikers end). Today had an A Grade District bowler try in bounce me out, channelled my inner Steve Waugh and ducked under them ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 6:10 pm
by fisho mcspaz
The fact that every time I ask for 10 cocktail franks at the service deli, they give me 9 or 11. Without fail they do this. I have never once been given 10 after asking for 10. Today they gave me 14, which wasn't so bad - it's the bloody odd numbers that annoy me. I have two kids. I don't want to have to cut a f***ing cocktail frank in half so they can have the same amount. How hard is it to count to ten? :evil:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:47 pm
by Pseudo
fisho mcspaz wrote:The fact that every time I ask for 10 cocktail franks at the service deli, they give me 9 or 11. Without fail they do this. I have never once been given 10 after asking for 10. Today they gave me 14, which wasn't so bad - it's the bloody odd numbers that annoy me. I have two kids. I don't want to have to cut a f***ing cocktail frank in half so they can have the same amount. How hard is it to count to ten? :evil:

Eat the odd cocktail frank.

Problem handled.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 10:08 am
by Q.
CrownBet still yet to payout on my 'NZ to make WC Final' bet. Dafuq u waitin for?!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 10:09 am
by heater31
Q. wrote:CrownBet still yet to payout on my 'NZ to make WC Final' bet. Dafuq u waitin for?!

South Africa have lodged a protest at the size of the ground they played on ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:03 am
by heater31
Muppets at financial institutions based in interstate offices.......they have NFI

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:05 pm
by Lightning McQueen
fisho mcspaz wrote:The fact that every time I ask for 10 cocktail franks at the service deli, they give me 9 or 11. Without fail they do this. I have never once been given 10 after asking for 10. Today they gave me 14, which wasn't so bad - it's the bloody odd numbers that annoy me. I have two kids. I don't want to have to cut a f***ing cocktail frank in half so they can have the same amount. How hard is it to count to ten? :evil:

Ask for 9.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 4:04 pm
by RustyCage
Lightning McQueen wrote:
fisho mcspaz wrote:The fact that every time I ask for 10 cocktail franks at the service deli, they give me 9 or 11. Without fail they do this. I have never once been given 10 after asking for 10. Today they gave me 14, which wasn't so bad - it's the bloody odd numbers that annoy me. I have two kids. I don't want to have to cut a f***ing cocktail frank in half so they can have the same amount. How hard is it to count to ten? :evil:

Ask for 9.


She'll either get 8 or 11

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 4:10 pm
by shoe boy
People that will not position their car in the intersection when light is green for right turn. ~X(

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 4:16 pm
by Spargo
shoe boy wrote:People that will not position their car in the intersection when light is green for right turn. ~X(

Everyday.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 9:29 am
by Q.
Being told we can't have a post game beer in the changerooms due to strict liquor licensing laws.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 9:38 am
by heater31
Q. wrote:Being told we can't have a post game beer in the changerooms due to strict liquor licensing laws.

Technically I think this applies to almost all Football clubs.....