Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Bedge » Fri Sep 04, 2015 2:10 pm

Wedgie wrote:Less than 3 hours till happy hour at the Reepham! :)

I fail to understand how this gives you the shits? :? :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Sep 04, 2015 2:10 pm

Zartan wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Less than 3 hours till happy hour at the Reepham! :)

I fail to understand how this gives you the shits? :? :lol:

The fact that he still has to wait 170 minutes.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Fri Sep 04, 2015 2:17 pm

Zartan wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Less than 3 hours till happy hour at the Reepham! :)

I fail to understand how this gives you the shits? :? :lol:

That its not less than 3 minutes!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:33 pm

a fellow co-worker who just needs to know **** everything, even when it doesn't concern her ............and then there is the fact she is a born again Christian!!!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby carey » Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:40 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:a fellow co-worker who just needs to know **** everything, even when it doesn't concern her ............and then there is the fact she is a born again Christian!!!!!



But my mother in law doesn't work?????
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:57 pm

carey wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:a fellow co-worker who just needs to know **** everything, even when it doesn't concern her ............and then there is the fact she is a born again Christian!!!!!



But my mother in law doesn't work?????


does her sister?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dogwatcher » Fri Sep 04, 2015 11:52 pm

It was very clever how this was set up.
"Yeah, I drank five pints and drove home".
waiting...waiting...waiting.
"Dickheads who drive home after five pints".
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Sat Sep 05, 2015 10:21 am

That Luke Hodge says he only had three or four pints and blows nearly .07. :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dogwatcher » Sat Sep 05, 2015 10:39 am

In the context of previous discussions, that's kind of funny.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Sat Sep 05, 2015 11:33 am

Ill take kind of ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Sat Sep 05, 2015 12:46 pm

The neighbour over the back doing renos disturbing my quiet time out the back with a beer, footy and races after I've finished the gardening
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dogwatcher » Sat Sep 05, 2015 4:09 pm

Wedgie wrote:Ill take kind of ;)


We all know that three or four is seven or eight.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jim05 » Sat Sep 05, 2015 4:19 pm

HH3 wrote:People that get behind the wheel after 5 pints.

The law is .05, who cares how many pints you have if you are under?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Sat Sep 05, 2015 4:21 pm

Dogwatcher wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Ill take kind of ;)


We all know that three or four is seven or eight.

...and the rest.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby bennymacca » Sat Sep 05, 2015 4:57 pm

Dogwatcher wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Ill take kind of ;)


We all know that three or four is seven or eight.


lol exactly.

every pissed bloke ever has said he has only had 3 or 4 in front of the cops
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:04 pm

Dogwatcher wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Ill take kind of ;)


We all know that three or four is seven or eight.


Or you're quite daft and can't count past 3. :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Sun Sep 06, 2015 10:01 am

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wristwatcher » Sun Sep 06, 2015 11:28 am

My Father in law dying this morning on Fathers Day in the RAH in a f@cken room with 3 bloody other patients. Despite having private medical we had to have all the family come through and say goodbye in the presence of strangers. All the private rooms where bring used by prisoners and other people. Hard to believe a dying man can't get a bloody room. Even when the doctor said maybe another two hours we had upto a dozen people on a share room.

Absolute ******* disgrace they could not find a room in an entire hospital in his last 24 hours. We had to endure our time of grief with people who were taking shits 3 feet from us, having the TV blaring and loud phone conversations. I don't blame the patients but the RAH and the system is f@cked.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby BoundaryRider84 » Sun Sep 06, 2015 11:37 am

wristwatcher wrote:My Father in law dying this morning on Fathers Day in the RAH in a f@cken room with 3 bloody other patients. Despite having private medical we had to have all the family come through and say goodbye in the presence of strangers. All the private rooms where bring used by prisoners and other people. Hard to believe a dying man can't get a bloody room. Even when the doctor said maybe another two hours we had upto a dozen people on a share room.

Absolute ******* disgrace they could not find a room in an entire hospital in his last 24 hours. We had to endure our time of grief with people who were taking shits 3 feet from us, having the TV blaring and loud phone conversations. I don't blame the patients but the RAH and the system is f@cked.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Sun Sep 06, 2015 11:39 am

I think you just won the thread. Complaining about my own shit-giving issues would be mere self indulgence after that post.

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