Things that give you the sh1ts

[Lightning McQueen]

Absolutely, just saying "kids are lazy nowadays" is a cop out. You reap what you sow.

I think I love you.

[Booney]

Absolutely, just saying "kids are lazy nowadays" is a cop out. You reap what you sow.

I think I love you.

[Spargo]

[HH3]

Poofs

[Lightning McQueen]

Poofs

They're known as "ottoman's" nowadays.

[HH3]

Poofs

They're known as "ottoman's" nowadays.

These guys find the term "Ottoman" to describe a piece of furniture offensive.



Check your privilege.

[Pseudo]

Standards have dropped in all facets of life, if I had of brought my phone to the dinner table my dad would've back-handed me.

When you were a kid, you'd have had to unplug the phone from the wall socket first.

[Booney]

Standards have dropped in all facets of life, if I had of brought my phone to the dinner table my dad would've back-handed me.

When you were a kid, you'd have had to unplug the phone from the wall socket first.

When your mate had an 8 or a 9 in their phone number and you had to wait for the dial to come all the way back around from the end....urggghhh

[bennymacca]

Poofs

They're known as "ottoman's" nowadays.

These guys find the term "Ottoman" to describe a piece of furniture offensive.



Check your privilege.

did you google ottomans sitting on ottomans?

[HH3]

Poofs

They're known as "ottoman's" nowadays.

These guys find the term "Ottoman" to describe a piece of furniture offensive.



Check your privilege.

did you google ottomans sitting on ottomans?

Nah just ottoman empire, but I got lucky.

[Lightning McQueen]

did you google ottomans sitting on ottomans?

Nah just ottoman empire, but I got lucky.

And you're calling me a poof? LOL

[Lightning McQueen]

Standards have dropped in all facets of life, if I had of brought my phone to the dinner table my dad would've back-handed me.

When you were a kid, you'd have had to unplug the phone from the wall socket first.

Sorry mate, I have nothing!

[HH3]

And you're calling me a poof? LOL

Im comfortable with my sexuality.

First I typed in "poof sitting on a poof" and got distracted for a few minutes.

[Lightning McQueen]

And you're calling me a poof? LOL

Im comfortable with my sexuality.

First I typed in "poof sitting on a poof" and got distracted for a few minutes.

Same thing happened to me when I typed in "cock fighting", thank God for the delete history function.

[am Bays]

Standards have dropped in all facets of life, if I had of brought my phone to the dinner table my dad would've back-handed me.

When you were a kid, you'd have had to unplug the phone from the wall socket first.

And it was an even better effort if it was hardwired....

[Lightning McQueen]

Standards have dropped in all facets of life, if I had of brought my phone to the dinner table my dad would've back-handed me.

When you were a kid, you'd have had to unplug the phone from the wall socket first.

And it was an even better effort if it was hardwired....

Did you use a dictaphone or a finger like everyone else?

[Wedgie]

Seeing a 92yo on the road this morning, was only caught behind her for less than a kilometre and she hit the curb twice and spent more time on the wrong side of the road despite doing about 30. I got my Dad off the roads when he was 62 and he was an excellent driver.

[Lightning McQueen]

Seeing a 92yo on the road this morning, was only caught behind her for less than a kilometre and she hit the curb twice and spent more time on the wrong side of the road despite doing about 30. I got my Dad off the roads when he was 62 and he was an excellent driver.

Was she leaving your place?

[Psyber]

Seeing a 92yo on the road this morning, was only caught behind her for less than a kilometre and she hit the curb twice and spent more time on the wrong side of the road despite doing about 30. I got my Dad off the roads when he was 62 and he was an excellent driver.

That's disturbing...
I'm glad I don't have kids to do that to me.

I renewed my licence for 10 years just after I turned 72 and bought a 6 speed manual car that can (theoretically) reach 250kph.
Admittedly, I haven't had it over 168kph yet and I don't know whether it will do 30kph - except transiently as I'm moving up to second gear...

[Wedgie]

Seeing a 92yo on the road this morning, was only caught behind her for less than a kilometre and she hit the curb twice and spent more time on the wrong side of the road despite doing about 30. I got my Dad off the roads when he was 62 and he was an excellent driver.

That's disturbing...
I'm glad I don't have kids to do that to me.

I renewed my licence for 10 years just after I turned 72 and bought a 6 speed manual car that can (theoretically) reach 250kph.
Admittedly, I haven't had it over 168kph yet and I don't know whether it will do 30kph - except transiently as I'm moving up to second gear...

Seriously, you shouldn't be on the road. Your skills and reflexes just aren't up to it.