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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2018 9:49 am
by JK
Organise a sesh down the Watermark sometime?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:32 am
by Failed Creation
Those new Jenny Craig ads with Mel B.

Her accent makes my skin crawl.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:35 am
by Magellan
Failed Creation wrote:Those new Jenny Craig ads with Mel B.

Her accent makes my skin crawl.

Instant chav, just add oxygen.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:10 am
by Dutchy
Lightning McQueen wrote:Getting Corporate Box tickets for the BBL Grand Final if we make it and then being told it wont have free piss.

It's a bit of a roll of the dice though, I have previously not bothered going at all or just not ventured to the box only to find out later that it ended up being catered.


Did you go?

I was lucky to be in our box yesterday, after an already huge weekend I was intending not to drink, until I walked in to the magnificent view of the AO and free beers chilling on ice :o quick look at the wife and she said "Ill drive" :)

Usual introductions to those I didn't know, got intro'd to 2 brothers called Brad and Matt, thought they looked familiar...took me 10 mins to work out it was the Crouch brothers.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:02 am
by Lightning McQueen
Dutchy wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Getting Corporate Box tickets for the BBL Grand Final if we make it and then being told it wont have free piss.

It's a bit of a roll of the dice though, I have previously not bothered going at all or just not ventured to the box only to find out later that it ended up being catered.


Did you go?

I was lucky to be in our box yesterday, after an already huge weekend I was intending not to drink, until I walked in to the magnificent view of the AO and free beers chilling on ice :o quick look at the wife and she said "Ill drive" :)

Usual introductions to those I didn't know, got intro'd to 2 brothers called Brad and Matt, thought they looked familiar...took me 10 mins to work out it was the Crouch brothers.

Na, wasn't fair on my kids or whoever was going to miss out, gave them to my friend and got my arse kicked at work yesterday, I gave them one simple instruction and apparently it wasn't followed, I probably wont get them again now.

LOL, good lads?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:12 am
by Booney
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Getting Corporate Box tickets for the BBL Grand Final if we make it and then being told it wont have free piss.

It's a bit of a roll of the dice though, I have previously not bothered going at all or just not ventured to the box only to find out later that it ended up being catered.


Did you go?

I was lucky to be in our box yesterday, after an already huge weekend I was intending not to drink, until I walked in to the magnificent view of the AO and free beers chilling on ice :o quick look at the wife and she said "Ill drive" :)

Usual introductions to those I didn't know, got intro'd to 2 brothers called Brad and Matt, thought they looked familiar...took me 10 mins to work out it was the Crouch brothers.

Na, wasn't fair on my kids or whoever was going to miss out, gave them to my friend and got my arse kicked at work yesterday, I gave them one simple instruction and apparently it wasn't followed, I probably wont get them again now.

LOL, good lads?


Don't be a dick?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:54 am
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:
Don't be a dick?

Do not go in the suite, you cannot go in the suite without being accompanied by an employee of the company.

Go to the Audi Room.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:51 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Ffs....everyone loses now!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:58 am
by Lightning McQueen
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Ffs....everyone loses now!

F***** oath, you try to do the right thing and end up looking like an idiot, I really don't need any help in that department.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 11:35 am
by The Ash Man
Wedgie wrote:Jehovas Witnesses knocking on my door at 9 in the morning when Ive just done my first night shift for 6 months, doesn't god tell these **** the best time to visit or is god a **** too?


I have a sign similar to this on my door because the Johos seemed to be in my street every second week.

Works a treat

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 12:28 pm
by HH3
Possible serious medical scare.

And having to wait for blood test results.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 12:30 pm
by MW
HH3 wrote:Possible serious medical scare.

And having to wait for blood test results.


Hope everythings ok mate

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 12:35 pm
by HH3
MW wrote:
HH3 wrote:Possible serious medical scare.

And having to wait for blood test results.


Hope everythings ok mate


Thanks mate.

Gonna wait til I'm told the worst before I start to panic.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 1:12 pm
by Brodlach
HH3 wrote:Possible serious medical scare.

And having to wait for blood test results.

Phark all the best mate

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 1:25 pm
by Magellan
HH3 wrote:Possible serious medical scare.

And having to wait for blood test results.

Hang tight HH3, and fingers crossed. Don't forget safooty's here to get you through.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 2:27 pm
by Footy Chick
HH3 wrote:Possible serious medical scare.

And having to wait for blood test results.



Told ya, if it's not on, it's not on ;)

Seriously though, fingers crossed it's nothing x

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 2:32 pm
by HH3
Footy Chick wrote:
HH3 wrote:Possible serious medical scare.

And having to wait for blood test results.



Told ya, if it's not on, it's not on ;)

Seriously though, fingers crossed it's nothing x


Well you wouldn't let me start til it was on, so you're safe ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:59 am
by Booney
@Footy Chick tagging me in Facebook posts about bloody expensive but adorable dogs!

Going to cost me a fortune young lady!!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:01 am
by HH3
Booney wrote:@Footy Chick tagging me in Facebook posts about bloody expensive but adorable dogs!

Going to cost me a fortune young lady!!


Feel free to tag me. Might be in the market.

Cheap dogs too.

Also free dogs.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:02 am
by Footy Chick
Booney wrote:@Footy Chick tagging me in Facebook posts about bloody expensive but adorable dogs!

Going to cost me a fortune young lady!!



Ha! I literally just posted something about this in the I need to know thread :lol:

But he's worth it, could you really say no to that face? ;)