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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 6:03 pm
by Psyber
Footy Chick wrote:
Booney wrote:Takes longer to become a vet than it does to become a doctor.

and they actually don't get paid anywhere near as much apparently

Dunno, when I was in private practice as a medical specialist in Melbourne and I helped my local Vet set up his new billing software I noticed he was grossing double what I was. Howevr, I concede his operating costs may have been higher, and I am in a lower paid non-surgical speciality.

These days I do better - the bit of locum work I do from time to time pays twice as much per day worked compared to the private practice, and there are NO overheads. However, you do have to be away from home for weeks a time...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 9:40 pm
by gadj1976
Adelaide Metro

So, I decide at 4.25 it's too hot to ride home, so I will catch the bus home. I had to go to the Adelaide Metro office to get my daughter a new card. I looked at the app and it says my bus is 4 mins away. I toddle off down Currie St to the bus stop and see about 100m away the 545x already at the stop. i run, not on the footpath but in the bus zone so the bus driver can see me. Get there, wave at the bus driver who by this time has his indicator on. He sees me (I'm now 10m away, waving in front of the bus, still standing on the road), he shakes his head and drives away.

******* prick.

It's 46 FFS. He's seen me run down the road. He's seen me standing there waving like I'm listening to My Sharona (thanks Dennis Commetti) and still drives off.

No wonder I don't catch public transport.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 8:24 am
by Brodlach
Idiots on the road today

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 8:35 am
by MW
gadj1976 wrote:Adelaide Metro

So, I decide at 4.25 it's too hot to ride home, so I will catch the bus home. I had to go to the Adelaide Metro office to get my daughter a new card. I looked at the app and it says my bus is 4 mins away. I toddle off down Currie St to the bus stop and see about 100m away the 545x already at the stop. i run, not on the footpath but in the bus zone so the bus driver can see me. Get there, wave at the bus driver who by this time has his indicator on. He sees me (I'm now 10m away, waving in front of the bus, still standing on the road), he shakes his head and drives away.

******* prick.

It's 46 FFS. He's seen me run down the road. He's seen me standing there waving like I'm listening to My Sharona (thanks Dennis Commetti) and still drives off.

No wonder I don't catch public transport.


Happening more and more with this mob. I think their drivers are under that much pressure to hit their targets they are not waiting past the allocated time no matter what.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:20 am
by David Brent
gadj1976 wrote:Adelaide Metro

So, I decide at 4.25 it's too hot to ride home, so I will catch the bus home. I had to go to the Adelaide Metro office to get my daughter a new card. I looked at the app and it says my bus is 4 mins away. I toddle off down Currie St to the bus stop and see about 100m away the 545x already at the stop. i run, not on the footpath but in the bus zone so the bus driver can see me. Get there, wave at the bus driver who by this time has his indicator on. He sees me (I'm now 10m away, waving in front of the bus, still standing on the road), he shakes his head and drives away.

******* prick.

It's 46 FFS. He's seen me run down the road. He's seen me standing there waving like I'm listening to My Sharona (thanks Dennis Commetti) and still drives off.

No wonder I don't catch public transport.


Their a special mob at Adelaide Metro. I catch the tram daily & it peak hour trams run every 10 minutes which is fine. Yesterday the hottest day in 80 years they reduce their services due to heat. Waited with well over 100-150 people for half an hour for a tram at Vic Square at 5pm last night. 3 trams came past they other way from Glenelg to City whilst we waited. One lady fainted, hit her head & had to be attended to by SA Ambulance whilst we all waited.

Bunch of D!cks at times SA Metro

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:50 am
by heater31
David Brent wrote:
gadj1976 wrote:Adelaide Metro

So, I decide at 4.25 it's too hot to ride home, so I will catch the bus home. I had to go to the Adelaide Metro office to get my daughter a new card. I looked at the app and it says my bus is 4 mins away. I toddle off down Currie St to the bus stop and see about 100m away the 545x already at the stop. i run, not on the footpath but in the bus zone so the bus driver can see me. Get there, wave at the bus driver who by this time has his indicator on. He sees me (I'm now 10m away, waving in front of the bus, still standing on the road), he shakes his head and drives away.

******* prick.

It's 46 FFS. He's seen me run down the road. He's seen me standing there waving like I'm listening to My Sharona (thanks Dennis Commetti) and still drives off.

No wonder I don't catch public transport.


Their a special mob at Adelaide Metro. I catch the tram daily & it peak hour trams run every 10 minutes which is fine. Yesterday the hottest day in 80 years they reduce their services due to heat. Waited with well over 100-150 people for half an hour for a tram at Vic Square at 5pm last night. 3 trams came past they other way from Glenelg to City whilst we waited. One lady fainted, hit her head & had to be attended to by SA Ambulance whilst we all waited.

Bunch of D!cks at times SA Metro
Ummm rail tracks are made of steel and correct me if I'm wrong steel expands when heated. Roll multiple trams or trains full of people over the track might actually cause more damage to the line causing delays or heaven forbid a derailment where hundreds of people are injured.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:06 pm
by gadj1976
David Brent wrote:
gadj1976 wrote:Adelaide Metro

So, I decide at 4.25 it's too hot to ride home, so I will catch the bus home. I had to go to the Adelaide Metro office to get my daughter a new card. I looked at the app and it says my bus is 4 mins away. I toddle off down Currie St to the bus stop and see about 100m away the 545x already at the stop. i run, not on the footpath but in the bus zone so the bus driver can see me. Get there, wave at the bus driver who by this time has his indicator on. He sees me (I'm now 10m away, waving in front of the bus, still standing on the road), he shakes his head and drives away.

******* prick.

It's 46 FFS. He's seen me run down the road. He's seen me standing there waving like I'm listening to My Sharona (thanks Dennis Commetti) and still drives off.

No wonder I don't catch public transport.


Their a special mob at Adelaide Metro. I catch the tram daily & it peak hour trams run every 10 minutes which is fine. Yesterday the hottest day in 80 years they reduce their services due to heat. Waited with well over 100-150 people for half an hour for a tram at Vic Square at 5pm last night. 3 trams came past they other way from Glenelg to City whilst we waited. One lady fainted, hit her head & had to be attended to by SA Ambulance whilst we all waited.

Bunch of D!cks at times SA Metro


Yeh, not sure you're backing up my argument there. I see they did that because of safety. Whilst I feel for you and the others stuck out there, they did that for safety reasons, but anyway.......

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2019 6:42 pm
by Corona Man
Cricket. Stupid ******* game.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:43 pm
by locky801
Daughter and her friends, had a party yesterday, some gronk decides to smash an echo of beer on the pool decking and then just push the broken glass into the pool. Not happy Jan :evil: :evil:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:17 am
by Booney
locky801 wrote:Daughter and her friends, had a party yesterday, some gronk decides to smash an echo of beer on the pool decking and then just push the broken glass into the pool. Not happy Jan :evil: :evil:


May he rest in peace.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:37 am
by Brodlach
Booney wrote:
locky801 wrote:Daughter and her friends, had a party yesterday, some gronk decides to smash an echo of beer on the pool decking and then just push the broken glass into the pool. Not happy Jan :evil: :evil:


May he rest in peace.

Or she

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:27 am
by stampy
EPAS - how can any government be so incredibly incompetent, stupid, ******* useless enough to spend nearly half a billion dollars on a system that was ****** from the very start? those responsible should be held accountable and jailed for life to be made an example of, not just allowed to walk off into the sunset with no accountability

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:40 am
by Booney
stampy wrote:EPAS - how can any government be so incredibly incompetent, stupid, ******* useless enough to spend nearly half a billion dollars on a system that was ****** from the very start? those responsible should be held accountable and jailed for life to be made an example of, not just allowed to walk off into the sunset with no accountability


Hard copies of patient records are kept in the basement at TQEH, similar records kept to the RAH > nRAH can't be held there for much longer due to the sheer weight of them, they can't be sent to an upper floor. Won't be long and we/they'll need a records facility off site from the (n)RAH and patients records will need to be sourced from there.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:44 am
by heater31
Booney wrote:
stampy wrote:EPAS - how can any government be so incredibly incompetent, stupid, ******* useless enough to spend nearly half a billion dollars on a system that was ****** from the very start? those responsible should be held accountable and jailed for life to be made an example of, not just allowed to walk off into the sunset with no accountability


Hard copies of patient records are kept in the basement at TQEH, similar records kept to the RAH > nRAH can't be held there for much longer due to the sheer weight of them, they can't be sent to an upper floor. Won't be long and we/they'll need a records facility off site from the (n)RAH and patients records will need to be sourced from there.
Thanks Jay......

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:03 am
by Lightning McQueen
Developing a stye on my eyelid, it's driving me insane, I've had them on the bottom of my eye before but this is bloody torture.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:10 am
by Booney
Lightning McQueen wrote:Developing a stye on my eyelid, it's driving me insane, I've had them on the bottom of my eye before but this is bloody torture.


Rub your wedding ring on it. ( Assuming it's gold and you wear one ).

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:13 am
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Developing a stye on my eyelid, it's driving me insane, I've had them on the bottom of my eye before but this is bloody torture.


Rub your wedding ring on it. ( Assuming it's gold and you wear one ).


Yeah, on to it, better than the alternative wives tale.

I generally just stab it with a skewer for immediate relief, not so easy on the eyelid though.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:13 am
by HH3
Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Developing a stye on my eyelid, it's driving me insane, I've had them on the bottom of my eye before but this is bloody torture.


Rub your wedding ring on it. ( Assuming it's gold and you wear one ).


Did you just assume his precious metal?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:28 am
by stampy
Lightning McQueen wrote:Developing a stye on my eyelid, it's driving me insane, I've had them on the bottom of my eye before but this is bloody torture.


apply a warm moist compress fella

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:37 am
by Lightning McQueen
stampy wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Developing a stye on my eyelid, it's driving me insane, I've had them on the bottom of my eye before but this is bloody torture.


apply a warm moist compress fella

I'm not having any warm moist fella near my eye mate, I'd sooner deal with the annoying twitchiness.