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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 10:38 am
by Footy Chick
Lightning McQueen wrote:Loud sirens and alarms should be banned from radio ads, when you're driving along vaguely listening to the radio and and ad comes on 15 times louder and it's a siren noise or something alike you immediately look around to see what's happening, I find them dangerous and unnecessary.


i agree!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 12:24 pm
by woodublieve12
Hangovers on a tuesday

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 12:33 pm
by Spargo
woodublieve12 wrote:Hangovers on a tuesday

On the suds on a Monday night - niiiiiice.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:55 pm
by valleys07
woodublieve12 wrote:Hangovers on a tuesday


Made worse by the lecture you will/would have copped from little miss :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:00 pm
by amber_fluid
woodublieve12 wrote:Hangovers on a tuesday


One too many shandy’s?

Good work!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:08 pm
by woodublieve12
Yep... Still struggling :( :lol:

Divorce was lodged and the money i was owed for the house the ex and i owned was deposited... So i may have celebrated a bit much!!!!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:10 pm
by The Bedge
woodublieve12 wrote:Yep... Still struggling :( :lol:

Divorce was lodged and the money i was owed for the house the ex and i owned was deposited... So i may have celebrated a bit much!!!!

Ah I remember when that happened with me after I split from the ex.. never had so many best friends come out the woodwork to hang out. :roll:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:18 pm
by Lightning McQueen
amber_fluid wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:Hangovers on a tuesday


One too many shandy’s?

Good work!

WCC.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:28 pm
by amber_fluid
Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:Hangovers on a tuesday


One too many shandy’s?

Good work!

WCC.


That’s hard core that is.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:13 am
by Lightning McQueen
When you're sitting on the throne at work and someone comes and sits in the poo station next to you, I just return later if someone's doing their business.

This morning someone comes in and within seconds I thought a brass band was playing, hearing the struggle he was having squeezing the arse cheeks together I decided hang a bit longer and watch a couple of messenger clips, I'm surprised he didn't bust an artery.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 10:29 am
by Spargo
Our 9 month old long haired border collie pup, Arlo, is getting desexed today.
He’s an “outside” dog. Vet tells the missus Arlo can’t get wet for 14 days after the snip. Pissing down rain today & tomorrow, once again, he’s an outside dog. This is gonna be a fun f#cking fourteen days...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 10:30 am
by Corona Man
Spargo wrote:Our 9 month old long haired border collie pup, Arlo, is getting desexed today.
He’s an “outside” dog. Vet tells the missus Arlo can’t get wet for 14 days after the snip. Pissing down rain today & tomorrow, once again, he’s an outside dog. This is gonna be a fun f#cking fourteen days...

Chuck the dog in the van for the day, you could do with some company!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 10:31 am
by MW
Lightning McQueen wrote:When you're sitting on the throne at work and someone comes and sits in the poo station next to you, I just return later if someone's doing their business.

This morning someone comes in and within seconds I thought a brass band was playing, hearing the struggle he was having squeezing the arse cheeks together I decided hang a bit longer and watch a couple of messenger clips, I'm surprised he didn't bust an artery.


I dont get this. Very common with the girls even taking a piss.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 10:32 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Looks like Arlo will enjoy the comforts of a couch

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 10:32 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Corona Man wrote:
Spargo wrote:Our 9 month old long haired border collie pup, Arlo, is getting desexed today.
He’s an “outside” dog. Vet tells the missus Arlo can’t get wet for 14 days after the snip. Pissing down rain today & tomorrow, once again, he’s an outside dog. This is gonna be a fun f#cking fourteen days...

Chuck the dog in the van for the day, you could do with some company!
Protection from the girls out north!!

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 10:35 am
by Spargo
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
Spargo wrote:Our 9 month old long haired border collie pup, Arlo, is getting desexed today.
He’s an “outside” dog. Vet tells the missus Arlo can’t get wet for 14 days after the snip. Pissing down rain today & tomorrow, once again, he’s an outside dog. This is gonna be a fun f#cking fourteen days...

Chuck the dog in the van for the day, you could do with some company!
Protection from the girls out north!!

Sent from my SM-A520F using Tapatalk


He’d lick* them to death.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 10:41 am
by Footy Chick
Spargo wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
Spargo wrote:Our 9 month old long haired border collie pup, Arlo, is getting desexed today.
He’s an “outside” dog. Vet tells the missus Arlo can’t get wet for 14 days after the snip. Pissing down rain today & tomorrow, once again, he’s an outside dog. This is gonna be a fun f#cking fourteen days...

Chuck the dog in the van for the day, you could do with some company!
Protection from the girls out north!!

Sent from my SM-A520F using Tapatalk


He’d lick* them to death.


Why is he an outside dog, dont you love him? :shock:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 10:43 am
by Booney
He's a dog. That's why.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 10:45 am
by Spangas
Spargo wrote:Our 9 month old long haired border collie pup, Arlo, is getting desexed today.
He’s an “outside” dog. Vet tells the missus Arlo can’t get wet for 14 days after the snip. Pissing down rain today & tomorrow, once again, he’s an outside dog. This is gonna be a fun f#cking fourteen days...

Seems odd. We had our 12-month-old BC male desexed last Friday. He was a bit out of sorts for a couple of days with the big collar on his head to stop him licking, but up and about again Sunday. The vet used internal stitches for him and with his post-op visit last Monday, he's healed really well.
Good luck keeping him dry ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 10:49 am
by Spargo
Spangas wrote:
Spargo wrote:Our 9 month old long haired border collie pup, Arlo, is getting desexed today.
He’s an “outside” dog. Vet tells the missus Arlo can’t get wet for 14 days after the snip. Pissing down rain today & tomorrow, once again, he’s an outside dog. This is gonna be a fun f#cking fourteen days...

Seems odd. We had our 12-month-old BC male desexed last Friday. He was a bit out of sorts for a couple of days with the big collar on his head to stop him licking, but up and about again Sunday. The vet used internal stitches for him and with his post-op visit last Monday, he's healed really well.
Good luck keeping him dry ;)

Good to hear. He’s getting a bucket around his neck & having the internal stitches that dissolve too. He’ll be loving himself sick being inside with the kids.