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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 4:32 pm
by amber_fluid
Did you double check they were only C’s before handing out the free advice?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 5:33 pm
by Jimmy_041
amber_fluid wrote:Did you double check they were only C’s before handing out the free advice?


I did do the "bet $10 I can make them wobble without touching them" but didn't have $10 on me :(

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 5:56 pm
by am Bays
Jimmy_041 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:Did you double check they were only C’s before handing out the free advice?


I did do the "bet $10 I can make them wobble without touching them" but didn't have $10 on me :(


Did you ask if she could touch her elbows behind her back?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 6:11 pm
by amber_fluid
Jimmy_041 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:Did you double check they were only C’s before handing out the free advice?


I did do the "bet $10 I can make them wobble without touching them" but didn't have $10 on me :(


That’s the problem with a cashless society.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 6:14 pm
by Jim05
The Redbacks
Anyone even remotely involved with the SACA need to be loaded into a cannon and shot towards the sun
Utter incompetent bunch of muppets

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Oct 30, 2021 1:52 pm
by Jimmy_041
am Bays wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:Did you double check they were only C’s before handing out the free advice?


I did do the "bet $10 I can make them wobble without touching them" but didn't have $10 on me :(


Did you ask if she could touch her elbows behind her back?


I was scared they’d shoot off like the fembots

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Nov 01, 2021 8:07 pm
by Armchair expert
Junkies on electric bikes

absolute menace on the road / carparks / footpaths

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Nov 01, 2021 8:22 pm
by Brodlach
Amateur footballers who think they are worth way more than they are

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2021 11:06 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Yesterday was hayfever on a level I'd never experienced, despite the pills and nasal spray. 2nd time I've copped it bad and both times at airport! Not the place to be sniffling, sneezing [emoji1787]

Today, different venue, absolutely sweating like a pig, completely drenched....

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2021 11:09 am
by Booney
Brodlach wrote:Amateur footballers who think they are worth way more than they are


Hate the game, not the player.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2021 1:14 pm
by The Bedge
Brodlach wrote:Amateur footballers who think they are worth way more than they are

Sadly someone, some place, some where is willing to pay what they think they're worth.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2021 8:52 pm
by tipper
how in **** name, in this day and age are head lice still a thing?

note home from school with the girl today, head lice have been detected in your childs class. sure enough, both kids have them, and im next to be checked.

going to be pissed if i have them too

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2021 3:59 pm
by Footy Chick
tipper wrote:how in **** name, in this day and age are head lice still a thing?

note home from school with the girl today, head lice have been detected in your childs class. sure enough, both kids have them, and im next to be checked.

going to be pissed if i have them too


especially if they migrate south ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2021 4:07 pm
by gazzamagoo
Footy Chick wrote:
tipper wrote:how in **** name, in this day and age are head lice still a thing?

note home from school with the girl today, head lice have been detected in your childs class. sure enough, both kids have them, and im next to be checked.

going to be pissed if i have them too


especially if they migrate south ;)

don't they need hair?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2021 4:15 pm
by tipper
gazzamagoo wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
tipper wrote:how in **** name, in this day and age are head lice still a thing?

note home from school with the girl today, head lice have been detected in your childs class. sure enough, both kids have them, and im next to be checked.

going to be pissed if i have them too


especially if they migrate south ;)

don't they need hair?
You been on my only fans again?

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2021 10:48 pm
by stan
Honestly some people are just massive dickheads and can't help themselves. Wouldn't be surprised if kingdick was a Mick Lewis troll account......Image

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2021 11:13 am
by mal
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Yesterday was hayfever on a level I'd never experienced, despite the pills and nasal spray. 2nd time I've copped it bad and both times at airport! Not the place to be sniffling, sneezing [emoji1787]

Today, different venue, absolutely sweating like a pig, completely drenched....

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I didnt get hay fever this time round
Double dose of Covid jabs working great !

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2021 7:40 pm
by Footy Chick
mal wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Yesterday was hayfever on a level I'd never experienced, despite the pills and nasal spray. 2nd time I've copped it bad and both times at airport! Not the place to be sniffling, sneezing [emoji1787]

Today, different venue, absolutely sweating like a pig, completely drenched....

Sent from my SM-G781B using Tapatalk


I didnt get hay fever this time round
Double dose of Covid jabs working great !


I have shitty sinuses at the best of times but i've well and truly outdone myself this year.

Go google Orbital Cellulitis and what it looks like - that's me right now. (actual)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2021 7:52 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Footy Chick wrote:
mal wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Yesterday was hayfever on a level I'd never experienced, despite the pills and nasal spray. 2nd time I've copped it bad and both times at airport! Not the place to be sniffling, sneezing [emoji1787]

Today, different venue, absolutely sweating like a pig, completely drenched....

Sent from my SM-G781B using Tapatalk


I didnt get hay fever this time round
Double dose of Covid jabs working great !


I have shitty sinuses at the best of times but i've well and truly outdone myself this year.

Go google Orbital Cellulitis and what it looks like - that's me right now. (actual)
Ouchies

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2021 4:18 pm
by Corona Man
Golfers who can’t count…. Cheating pricks.