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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2022 5:06 pm
by Jimmy_041
Columbo wrote:
Kahuna wrote:
Columbo wrote:She also threatened to do a Monica Lewinski job on her sidekick if he didn't do what he was told.


Monica or Lorena Bobbitt?


Good spot, Lorena was the one I meant, Wrong historical figure!


Which threat worked the best?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2022 3:11 pm
by Armchair expert
When you wait in line 10 minutes and people still don't have their card ready to pay, don't get me started on the dinosaurs that still use cash.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2022 3:30 pm
by Wedgie
Armchair expert wrote:When you wait in line 10 minutes and people still don't have their card ready to pay, don't get me started on the dinosaurs that still use cash.

It's even worse when they get to the front of the line only to umm and ahh about what they want too.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2022 3:33 pm
by locky801
Armchair expert wrote:When you wait in line 10 minutes and people still don't have their card ready to pay, don't get me started on the dinosaurs that still use cash.


i have had $30 buck cash in my wallet for over 2 years now, just sits in there gathering dust

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2022 3:33 pm
by gadj1976
Armchair expert wrote:When you wait in line 10 minutes and people still don't have their card ready to pay, don't get me started on the dinosaurs that still use cash.


I have mates that use cash. I call them tax evaders.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2022 6:42 pm
by Spargo
Cash is king.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 8:53 am
by whufc
Armchair expert wrote:When you wait in line 10 minutes and people still don't have their card ready to pay, don't get me started on the dinosaurs that still use cash.


100% my biggest pet hate.

Typically women are classics for this.....wait 5 minutes in line scrolling their phones and then once the cashier says $10.90 they go searching through a purse of god knows what looking for their $20 note or bank card. Even worse if they start looking for their woolworths discount card thing.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 1:57 pm
by Lightning McQueen
locky801 wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:When you wait in line 10 minutes and people still don't have their card ready to pay, don't get me started on the dinosaurs that still use cash.


i have had $30 buck cash in my wallet for over 2 years now, just sits in there gathering dust

I thought you were married?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 1:58 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Spargo wrote:Cash is king.


I wonder what the drug dealers will do once we have a cashless society?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 2:01 pm
by Booney
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:Cash is king.


I wonder what the drug dealers will do once we have a cashless society?


There will always be cash.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 2:10 pm
by Armchair expert
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:Cash is king.


I wonder what the drug dealers will do once we have a cashless society?


Crypto

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 2:25 pm
by Jimmy_041
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:Cash is king.


I wonder what the drug dealers will do once we have a cashless society?


Cash is no good anymore unless under $10k

I tried to deposit $14k in the bank and they wanted to know where I got it from

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 2:45 pm
by Booney
Jimmy_041 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:Cash is king.


I wonder what the drug dealers will do once we have a cashless society?


Cash is no good anymore unless under $10k

I tried to deposit $14k in the bank and they wanted to know where I got it from


Ash tray in the Rolls?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 3:39 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Jimmy_041 wrote:
Cash is no good anymore unless under $10k

I tried to deposit $14k in the bank and they wanted to know where I got it from


Were you walking in like you had a sore arse?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2022 4:12 pm
by Armchair expert
Power is out

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2022 4:19 pm
by am Bays
Armchair expert wrote:Power is out


Tasmania are in ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2022 4:20 pm
by locky801
Armchair expert wrote:Power is out


read somewhere that there was going to be rolling blackouts today and tomorrow, better not affect the footy and cricket later :(

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2022 5:38 pm
by Jimmy_041
Armchair expert wrote:Power is out


Bring out the tarps

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2022 6:37 pm
by Armchair expert
locky801 wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Power is out


read somewhere that there was going to be rolling blackouts today and tomorrow, better not affect the footy and cricket later :(


Was only off for 20mins thankfully

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2022 6:40 am
by The Ash Man
QANTAS - AGAIN

Another huge delay out from Tasmania, missed my connection in Melbourne so they put me in a hotel for the night.

10 hours later, they still can’t find my bag.

Actual conversation

“Are you sure you had a bag?”

“Is that a serious ******* question?”


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