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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2023 1:36 pm
by The Bedge
Young lad I know tried to start his own gardening business end of last year.. thought I'd try and help him out by getting him to do my gardens.

Two weeks he's come up with an excuse every day why he couldn't come, I was getting a little annoyed, he tried to smooth it over by apologising and saying he'd look after the price..... finally rocked up today, spent a total of 57 minutes at my house.. and sent me the bill for $230.00 #-O

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2023 1:39 pm
by Booney
The Bedge wrote:Young lad I know tried to start his own gardening business end of last year.. thought I'd try and help him out by getting him to do my gardens.

Two weeks he's come up with an excuse every day why he couldn't come, I was getting a little annoyed, he tried to smooth it over by apologising and saying he'd look after the price..... finally rocked up today, spent a total of 57 minutes at my house.. and sent me the bill for $230.00 #-O


Just leave it mate. :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2023 1:40 pm
by Brodlach
Bloody hell, surely not just a cut and edge?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2023 2:18 pm
by The Bedge
Brodlach wrote:Bloody hell, surely not just a cut and edge?

Correct - and some poison in the front gravel area.

This probably belongs in the "things that make you laugh" thread, but to cap it off, gave me a phone number to make payment to - came up with a name, i was like WTF is this.. FB search - some random single chick :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2023 2:25 pm
by Lightning McQueen
The Bedge wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Bloody hell, surely not just a cut and edge?

Correct - and some poison in the front gravel area.

This probably belongs in the "things that make you laugh" thread, but to cap it off, gave me a phone number to make payment to - came up with a name, i was like WTF is this.. FB search - some random single chick :lol:

It might be his hoe.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2023 2:28 pm
by The Bedge
Lightning McQueen wrote:It might be his hoe.

Getting laid on tick, using me to fix his debts? :D :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2023 2:55 pm
by Brodlach
The Bedge wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Bloody hell, surely not just a cut and edge?

Correct - and some poison in the front gravel area.

This probably belongs in the "things that make you laugh" thread, but to cap it off, gave me a phone number to make payment to - came up with a name, i was like WTF is this.. FB search - some random single chick :lol:

I’ll do it next month for $150 ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2023 4:57 pm
by MW
Lightning McQueen wrote:
The Bedge wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Bloody hell, surely not just a cut and edge?

Correct - and some poison in the front gravel area.

This probably belongs in the "things that make you laugh" thread, but to cap it off, gave me a phone number to make payment to - came up with a name, i was like WTF is this.. FB search - some random single chick :lol:

It might be his hoe.


I'm not cutting his grass

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2023 5:38 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
MW wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
The Bedge wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Bloody hell, surely not just a cut and edge?

Correct - and some poison in the front gravel area.

This probably belongs in the "things that make you laugh" thread, but to cap it off, gave me a phone number to make payment to - came up with a name, i was like WTF is this.. FB search - some random single chick :lol:

It might be his hoe.


I'm not cutting his grass

just look after the edges perhaps??

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2023 10:35 pm
by Footy Chick
Bedge's Edges?

That's a good name for a business :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2023 9:15 am
by whufc
The Bedge wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:It might be his hoe.

Getting laid on tick, using me to fix his debts? :D :lol:


I don't know what's funnier that he's too lazy to get it paid to his account and then he just pays her or the fact he doesn't care that you know about his little debt problem.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2023 9:22 pm
by gadj1976
It was inevitable....

My 16yo daughter, learning to drive, third time behind the steering wheel, gets tooted by some numb nuts at a roundabout after waiting maybe 5 seconds. F...wit.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2023 11:20 am
by whufc
gadj1976 wrote:It was inevitable....

My 16yo daughter, learning to drive, third time behind the steering wheel, gets tooted by some numb nuts at a roundabout after waiting maybe 5 seconds. F...wit.


Bloody hate agressive drivers towards L platers.

We were all one once and like you said in general you are cost 5 seconds of your time.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2023 3:33 pm
by Kahuna
gadj1976 wrote:It was inevitable....

My 16yo daughter, learning to drive, third time behind the steering wheel, gets tooted by some numb nuts at a roundabout after waiting maybe 5 seconds. F...wit.


I taught a young un to drive a manual. She was doing very well after a bit of a shaky start. Started in a car park and progressed to driving in traffic after she had mastered starting and stopping smoothly. After about a dozen outings we too came upon a busy roundabout where she got a bit flustered and basically dropped her bundle after enduring abuse and continual horn blowing from the car behind. Ended up we swapped over and I took over the driving. While doing so I offered some advice to the moll behind us which only served to enrage her more. She was about 20. P Plater. Thought she may of had some empathy but more likely she had some ice.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2023 7:59 pm
by Corona Man
When Moises bats like Junior was selecting and thought he could bat.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2023 10:24 pm
by stan
whufc wrote:
gadj1976 wrote:It was inevitable....

My 16yo daughter, learning to drive, third time behind the steering wheel, gets tooted by some numb nuts at a roundabout after waiting maybe 5 seconds. F...wit.


Bloody hate agressive drivers towards L platers.

We were all one once and like you said in general you are cost 5 seconds of your time.
SA Drivers are extremely aggressive and dopey at the same time.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 12:39 pm
by Bum Crack
Just got my results back and I've got Ross River Virus. Spent last two weeks feeling like I have gout in every joint in my body. Wouldn't wish it upon anyone. Started my new job today as well but at least I can walk today. Hopefully I'm over the worst of it but it can drag on for over a year.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 12:44 pm
by Booney
Bum Crack wrote:Just got my results back and I've got Ross River Virus. Spent last two weeks feeling like I have gout in every joint in my body. Wouldn't wish it upon anyone. Started my new job today as well but at least I can walk today. Hopefully I'm over the worst of it but it can drag on for over a year.


Shit mate, hope you shake it off quick smart.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 3:27 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Bum Crack wrote:Just got my results back and I've got Ross River Virus. Spent last two weeks feeling like I have gout in every joint in my body. Wouldn't wish it upon anyone. Started my new job today as well but at least I can walk today. Hopefully I'm over the worst of it but it can drag on for over a year.

bloody hell, bad timing
hopefully a speedy recovery and good luck in the new job

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 4:02 pm
by Ronnie
gadj1976 wrote:It was inevitable....

My 16yo daughter, learning to drive, third time behind the steering wheel, gets tooted by some numb nuts at a roundabout after waiting maybe 5 seconds. F...wit.


yes, just been through similar experience. was almost dreading taking her out into Adelaide traffic as inevitably in the early days in particular they will stall or do something not quite right. Sure enough she stalls attempting to move off on a green arrow. 5 seconds to start her up, no probs, but peanut behind still honks the horn. Had another experience where she was basically blocked from safely changing lanes despite indicating well in advance.
After some expensive driving lessons she is technically very good but obviously lacks experience.