Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2023 7:48 pmMy forehead getting bigger.
Corona Man wrote:My forehead getting bigger.
What about the shaft?
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2023 7:48 pmRe: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2023 7:50 pmWhat about the shaft?
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2023 7:53 pmamber_fluid wrote:Corona Man wrote:My forehead getting bigger.
What about the shaft?
Wouldn’t know, not seen that for decades.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2023 8:00 pmJim05 wrote:I haven’t driven in Manila despite being there several times but have driven in Jakarta and it’s bedlam and probably the worst I’ve driven in which is a big call considering I’ve driven in Bangkok and HCMC at peak times.amber_fluid wrote:Try driving in Manila.
Absolute mayhem and barely no road rules.
Driving in the UAE is fun as the infrastructure is superb and you have 4 and 5 lane freeways out in the middle of nowhere. The Abu Dhabi to Al Ain highway had a 160km/hr speed limit which was fun in the rental car. I heard that since our last trip they have cut it back to 140km/hr but a few highways have a minimum speed of 120km/hr and the fines are far higher for going too slow than they are for speeding. Emirati folk don’t believe in indicators anywhere though and will just change lanes when they feel like it
I’m one of those that love to drive everywhere overseas so have no problems in the big cities
Yeah agree mate, did a couple of days in Dubai after Cairo and was exactly as you described. Was a nice change after Egypt...
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2023 12:07 pmamber_fluid wrote:Corona Man wrote:My forehead getting bigger.
What about the shaft?
mate, it's not a tree, it doesn't get an inch thicker every year
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2023 6:46 pmFooty Chick wrote:amber_fluid wrote:Corona Man wrote:My forehead getting bigger.
What about the shaft?
mate, it's not a tree, it doesn't get an inch thicker every year
I’m acutely aware of that, in fact, I’m concerned it’s become ingrown.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:08 pmThis morning!
I normally get the office about 5.30-20 to 6. (I get more done in that time before 7.30am that i do the rest of the day, joys of an open office) anyway what sh!ts me is;
This morning i left 10-15mins later than usual (5.35am) 8 sets of lights from my place to the office, this morning 7 red ones, fu(king 7 out of 8. I can only assume potentially the sequence chances at 5.30am???? I just know that i basically never get a red light at all, i kid you not at that time of the morning i almost never get a Red light yet this morning 7 out 8!
Note to self, continue to leave the house at 5.15-5.20 not 5.35.
Rant over
I normally get the office about 5.30-20 to 6. (I get more done in that time before 7.30am that i do the rest of the day, joys of an open office) anyway what sh!ts me is;
This morning i left 10-15mins later than usual (5.35am) 8 sets of lights from my place to the office, this morning 7 red ones, fu(king 7 out of 8. I can only assume potentially the sequence chances at 5.30am???? I just know that i basically never get a red light at all, i kid you not at that time of the morning i almost never get a Red light yet this morning 7 out 8!
Note to self, continue to leave the house at 5.15-5.20 not 5.35.
Rant over
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2023 10:56 pmcarey wrote:This morning!
I normally get the office about 5.30-20 to 6. (I get more done in that time before 7.30am that i do the rest of the day, joys of an open office) anyway what sh!ts me is;
This morning i left 10-15mins later than usual (5.35am) 8 sets of lights from my place to the office, this morning 7 red ones, fu(king 7 out of 8. I can only assume potentially the sequence chances at 5.30am???? I just know that i basically never get a red light at all, i kid you not at that time of the morning i almost never get a Red light yet this morning 7 out 8!
Note to self, continue to leave the house at 5.15-5.20 not 5.35.
Rant over
Yep, happened to me picking mum up from the airport early Sunday morning - in some cases there were no other cars at the intersection either. Shits you to tears.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 8:56 amcarey wrote:This morning!
I normally get the office about 5.30-20 to 6. (I get more done in that time before 7.30am that i do the rest of the day, joys of an open office) anyway what sh!ts me is;
This morning i left 10-15mins later than usual (5.35am) 8 sets of lights from my place to the office, this morning 7 red ones, fu(king 7 out of 8. I can only assume potentially the sequence chances at 5.30am???? I just know that i basically never get a red light at all, i kid you not at that time of the morning i almost never get a Red light yet this morning 7 out 8!
Note to self, continue to leave the house at 5.15-5.20 not 5.35.
Rant over
On Wednesday I had to travel the length of Cross Rd from the tollgate to Anzac Hwy. Every red light including pedestrian & railway crossings (1 was a freight train). Did the same trip yesterday almost green the whole way.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2023 3:03 pmTwitter limiting usage for unverified accounts. The Ashes are on, Ports are on, FFS!
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2023 11:28 ammoving house
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2023 10:40 amAll toilets in our building have stopped working.
I work on the 16th floor and had a bacon and egg sandwich and iced coffee for breakfast.....
I work on the 16th floor and had a bacon and egg sandwich and iced coffee for breakfast.....
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2023 10:44 amMoving house Can't move today.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2023 10:55 amWedgie wrote:All toilets in our building have stopped working.
I work on the 16th floor and had a bacon and egg sandwich and iced coffee for breakfast.....
you better hope the elevator doesnt stop working...thats a long flight down
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2023 10:58 amMW wrote:Wedgie wrote:All toilets in our building have stopped working.
I work on the 16th floor and had a bacon and egg sandwich and iced coffee for breakfast.....
you better hope the elevator doesnt stop working...thats a long flight down
Tell me about it, we did a fire evac last year when I was on the 5th floor and that almost killed me!
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2023 1:02 pmWedgie wrote:All toilets in our building have stopped working.
I work on the 16th floor and had a bacon and egg sandwich and iced coffee for breakfast.....
I take it back, we all got to go home for the day!
Beautiful day too!
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2023 2:11 pmYouth crime!
Bring back McNally's!
Seemed to work ok back in the day
Bring back McNally's!
Seemed to work ok back in the day
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2023 3:57 pmgazzamagoo wrote:Youth crime!
Bring back McNally's!
Seemed to work ok back in the day
Is out of control Australia wide not just S.A.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2023 4:29 pmlocky801 wrote:gazzamagoo wrote:Youth crime!
Bring back McNally's!
Seemed to work ok back in the day
Is out of control Australia wide not just S.A.
Yep, a McNally's in each state & territory.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2023 9:28 amMrs Boon took the dog out this morning so it could relieve itself, she locked herself out in the process ( the solid door latch flicked over ), any guess who's fault it was?