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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Dec 24, 2023 3:21 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Spargo wrote:Should’ve got them to do the booze shopping…

Well played Trev ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Dec 24, 2023 3:22 pm
by dedja
:lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Dec 24, 2023 9:43 pm
by Footy Chick
I bought mother a Christmas present (one of) about 4 weeks ago, wrapped it, and then put it in a safe spot.

I've turned the house upside down - said present nowhere to be found.

Bets on me stumbling upon it next week? :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Dec 25, 2023 9:36 am
by Brodlach
Footy Chick wrote:I bought mother a Christmas present (one of) about 4 weeks ago, wrapped it, and then put it in a safe spot.

I've turned the house upside down - said present nowhere to be found.

Bets on me stumbling upon it next week? :lol:

That’s very funny :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Dec 26, 2023 12:50 am
by gadj1976
This song made SO MUCH money for the under privileged but now we have to revisit it and slander the past. Why?


https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/m ... 2f61f3c38e

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Dec 26, 2023 8:00 am
by Lightning McQueen
gadj1976 wrote:This song made SO MUCH money for the under privileged but now we have to revisit it and slander the past. Why?


https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/m ... 2f61f3c38e

I guess he won’t appreciate re-runs of Kingswood Country then

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Dec 26, 2023 8:51 pm
by Footy Chick
Footy Chick wrote:I bought mother a Christmas present (one of) about 4 weeks ago, wrapped it, and then put it in a safe spot.

I've turned the house upside down - said present nowhere to be found.

Bets on me stumbling upon it next week? :lol:


found it today, better late than never :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 9:37 am
by Booney
Footy Chick wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:I bought mother a Christmas present (one of) about 4 weeks ago, wrapped it, and then put it in a safe spot.

I've turned the house upside down - said present nowhere to be found.

Bets on me stumbling upon it next week? :lol:


found it today, better late than never :lol:


Where was it?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 10:57 am
by amber_fluid
Booney wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:I bought mother a Christmas present (one of) about 4 weeks ago, wrapped it, and then put it in a safe spot.

I've turned the house upside down - said present nowhere to be found.

Bets on me stumbling upon it next week? :lol:


found it today, better late than never :lol:


Where was it?


Where she left it!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 4:32 pm
by dedja
gadj1976 wrote:This song made SO MUCH money for the under privileged but now we have to revisit it and slander the past. Why?


https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/m ... 2f61f3c38e


More than £200M … ungrateful bastards, what have these woke whingers done? :roll:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 6:36 pm
by dedja
Dropkicks who dump their trash at Goodwill bins. :roll:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 6:48 pm
by Armchair expert
Sea lice

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 7:35 pm
by Jimmy_041
dedja wrote:
gadj1976 wrote:This song made SO MUCH money for the under privileged but now we have to revisit it and slander the past. Why?


https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/m ... 2f61f3c38e


More than £200M … ungrateful bastards, what have these woke whingers done? :roll:


Can they give us our money back please

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 8:32 pm
by Jim05
Cars sitting on 90 in the 110 zone all bunching up and not leaving any room for someone who wants to overtake. Happened several times on the Hay plains and in the end I had to overtake 6 or 7 at once. If you’re too scared to overtake then leave a gap so others can

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2024 8:04 am
by Lightning McQueen
Having to get my door fixed because some arsewipe opened their door and hit mine.

I know which did it too.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2024 5:26 pm
by dedja
Free to air channels in SD, especially sports FFS. :roll:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2024 4:09 pm
by Psyber
Jim05 wrote:Cars sitting on 90 in the 110 zone all bunching up and not leaving any room for someone who wants to overtake. Happened several times on the Hay plains and in the end I had to overtake 6 or 7 at once. If you’re too scared to overtake then leave a gap so others can

AGREED - on our local SE freeway too!
What seems to happen there is that slow drivers avoid getting stuck behind trucks by driving in the centre lane faster than the trucks but below the speed limit. So you have to encourage those in the faster lane to move to the left...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2024 6:55 pm
by cracka
Psyber wrote:
Jim05 wrote:Cars sitting on 90 in the 110 zone all bunching up and not leaving any room for someone who wants to overtake. Happened several times on the Hay plains and in the end I had to overtake 6 or 7 at once. If you’re too scared to overtake then leave a gap so others can

AGREED - on our local SE freeway too!
What seems to happen there is that slow drivers avoid getting stuck behind trucks by driving in the centre lane faster than the trucks but below the speed limit. So you have to encourage those in the faster lane to move to the left...

:D

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2024 7:31 pm
by Spargo
Stopped into my local for a couple of pints after work. Group of about a dozen blokes have been there since lunchtime, Ironbank Footy Club past players I’m told (allegedly) in their 40’s/early 50’s. All good, having a laugh & the beers have kicked in, high fiving a latecomer - maybe a tad loud but not offensive. Except for one. He had to be the loudest, talked over blokes, you could hear his fake laugh a mile away - just painful. Families are trying to enjoy a counter meal, people are walking in & then walking out due to this bloke. His mates were aware, weak. The barman told him a couple of times to zip it but he kept dropping the F bomb in front of this family of grand parents, parents & kids. More of his mates left but the few that were left started dropping the C bomb for the whole bar to hear - embarrassing.
“Dogga” - you shouldn’t drink, you’re not funny & I’m pretty sure (hope) you wouldn’t pull this shit in your own local/club.
You are a f#ckwit.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2024 9:17 pm
by dedja
Dogga? Well that narrows it down. :lol: