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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2024 10:59 am
by Lightning McQueen
Dutchy wrote:
Spargo wrote:
dedja wrote:gout

600mg allopurinol - daily
Never had gout since


Jeepers, I just got upped from 100mg tablets to 200mg, maybe I need a bigger hit like you. Just been thru 3 weeks of it in my Knee, Ankle and Wrist

I’m on 300’s and I didn’t even know I had gout.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2024 11:02 am
by dedja
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
Spargo wrote:
dedja wrote:gout

600mg allopurinol - daily
Never had gout since


Jeepers, I just got upped from 100mg tablets to 200mg, maybe I need a bigger hit like you. Just been thru 3 weeks of it in my Knee, Ankle and Wrist

I’m on 300’s and I didn’t even know I had gout.


Look at you old bastards. :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2024 12:51 pm
by Password Please
Drakes selling USA lemons in their supermarkets @ $14.90 per kilo.
Where i live their are lemon trees everywhere, why are they selling USA lemons ?
Come on Roger and Co.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2024 7:48 am
by am Bays
This should be in the “What gives you the steaming heaped pile of shits” thread but

Sydney traffic- shove it up your arse
google maps - oh yeah this is how you get there via the most expensive toll route
The Sturt Hwy between Balranald and Wagga, seen better farm tracks.

Whilst you love them, teenage daughters who think a Macquarie Uni arts degree is better than a Flinders Uni one

*sigh*

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 10:48 am
by Jimmy_041
am Bays wrote:This should be in the “What gives you the steaming heaped pile of shits” thread but

Sydney traffic- shove it up your arse
google maps - oh yeah this is how you get there via the most expensive toll route
The Sturt Hwy between Balranald and Wagga, seen better farm tracks.

Whilst you love them, teenage daughters who think a Macquarie Uni arts degree is better than a Flinders Uni one

*sigh*


I never owned a car whilst living there
Public transport is great other than going to the upper northern beaches

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 10:50 am
by Booney
Jimmy_041 wrote:
am Bays wrote:This should be in the “What gives you the steaming heaped pile of shits” thread but

Sydney traffic- shove it up your arse
google maps - oh yeah this is how you get there via the most expensive toll route
The Sturt Hwy between Balranald and Wagga, seen better farm tracks.

Whilst you love them, teenage daughters who think a Macquarie Uni arts degree is better than a Flinders Uni one

*sigh*


I never owned a car whilst living there
Public transport is great other than going to the upper northern beaches


Chauffeurs would know their way around better than you anyway. Good move.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 8:48 pm
by Vamos
When you can't find the Use By Date on something when you know it's on there somewhere.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2024 10:26 am
by Jimmy_041
Vamos wrote:When you can't find the Use By Date on something when you know it's on there somewhere.


When you find it on the jar the day after you ate it............

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2024 1:14 pm
by Ronnie
Frank Caruso and his cure all ads, giving everyone the s***s !

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2024 2:05 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Ronnie wrote:Frank Caruso and his cure all ads, giving everyone the s***s !

He can cure that

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2024 2:06 pm
by dedja
:lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2024 6:47 am
by Lightning McQueen
Seemed like I was developing an ear infection yesterday, it was getting uncomfortable and irritable so I went home and loaded up on whatever I could find.
Barely got an hours sleep as a large abscess developed under my tongue overnight nearly closing my throat over, cannot talk or drink any liquid, next level pain too.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:02 am
by amber_fluid
Lightning McQueen wrote:Seemed like I was developing an ear infection yesterday, it was getting uncomfortable and irritable so I went home and loaded up on whatever I could find.
Barely got an hours sleep as a large abscess developed under my tongue overnight nearly closing my throat over, cannot talk or drink any liquid, next level pain too.


Get to the doctors mate.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:09 am
by Lightning McQueen
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Seemed like I was developing an ear infection yesterday, it was getting uncomfortable and irritable so I went home and loaded up on whatever I could find.
Barely got an hours sleep as a large abscess developed under my tongue overnight nearly closing my throat over, cannot talk or drink any liquid, next level pain too.


Get to the doctors mate.

Booked in for 11am, if I can hold out that long.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2024 8:14 am
by Jimmy_041
Qantas trying to be nice but still stiffing everyone at every opportunity

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2024 8:14 am
by Lightning McQueen
I think my doctor is going to be quite proud of me, whatever I took throughout the early hours of the morning seemed to have worked, the swelling is going down and I can now talk

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2024 8:30 am
by Wedgie
Lightning McQueen wrote:I think my doctor is going to be quite proud of me, whatever I took throughout the early hours of the morning seemed to have worked, the swelling is going down and I can now talk

Geezus mate, that's good to hear, sounded scary!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2024 9:03 am
by Lightning McQueen
Wedgie wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I think my doctor is going to be quite proud of me, whatever I took throughout the early hours of the morning seemed to have worked, the swelling is going down and I can now talk

Geezus mate, that's good to hear, sounded scary!

I don’t think I’m quite out the woods yet, but I was expecting a hospital trip.

I’m actually pretty concerned.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2024 9:05 am
by Wedgie
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Wedgie wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I think my doctor is going to be quite proud of me, whatever I took throughout the early hours of the morning seemed to have worked, the swelling is going down and I can now talk

Geezus mate, that's good to hear, sounded scary!

I don’t think I’m quite out the woods yet, but I was expecting a hospital trip.

I’m actually pretty concerned.

Definitely consider the hospital if it gets worse again but hopefully you keep improving. It'll be interesting to see what the doc says.
Hopefully he says you just need more fluids preferably beer. ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2024 9:57 am
by Trader
Jimmy_041 wrote:Qantas trying to be nice but still stiffing everyone at every opportunity


I've just copped my first bad one with Qantas.

Was booked for a flight to North America leaving Melbourne at noon, meaning I was on the 8am out of Adelaide before that. No worries.
They then cancelled the noon flight, and bumped me onto the 9pm out of melbourne. Annoying, but cancellations happen, I get that.

So i ring up to get my 8am out of Adelaide changed to something more like mid-late afternoon given I'm now not leaving Melbourne until 9pm.

"Sorry sir, as your existing Adel-Melb leg still gets you into Melbourne in time to catch the new international flight, you cant change the adel-melb leg without paying a change fee, plus fare difference."

So now I'm stuck with either an 11 hour sit in Melbourne, or paying approx $640 to change the Adel-Melb leg.

W@nkers.