Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Thu Aug 15, 2024 11:40 am

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Vamos wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Dr Niccola may want to lock you up in her lab to run some tests


As long as she's wearing a white coat and nothing else :D


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She gets around in a floral bikini
No suntan & she’s got no excess weight on her

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Are you trying to deny Nicola is a "close contact" of yours....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Aug 15, 2024 12:42 pm

am Bays wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
Vamos wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Dr Niccola may want to lock you up in her lab to run some tests


As long as she's wearing a white coat and nothing else :D


Her parents have a beach house across the road
She gets around in a floral bikini
No suntan & she’s got no excess weight on her

You’re welcome but I’m not taking a photo or video for you.
$250 per night if you want to rent our place over January when she’s down


Are you trying to deny Nicola is a "close contact" of yours....


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mots02 » Fri Aug 16, 2024 3:11 pm

Spargo wrote:Eldest daughter (14) stretchered off with 5 mins to go in her football match Sunday, injured her knee. MRI last night, ruptured ACL along with other ligament damage. Surgery, 6-9 months recovery…


Feel for anyone who's had one... or in my case 3!

First at 16, then 19 and then again at 20..... the last one I never bothered to get repaired.

Do the rehab, come back stronger, wishing her all the best.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Fri Aug 16, 2024 3:43 pm

mots02 wrote:
Spargo wrote:Eldest daughter (14) stretchered off with 5 mins to go in her football match Sunday, injured her knee. MRI last night, ruptured ACL along with other ligament damage. Surgery, 6-9 months recovery…


Feel for anyone who's had one... or in my case 3!

First at 16, then 19 and then again at 20..... the last one I never bothered to get repaired.

Do the rehab, come back stronger, wishing her all the best.

I'm the same. Had three recons and snapped them again and never got them done as I stopped playing sport. Now I struggle walking without being in pain and can't even play a round of golf. Booked in to see Clarnette in October and I'm well and truly over it.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Aug 16, 2024 10:11 pm

Bum Crack wrote:
mots02 wrote:
Spargo wrote:Eldest daughter (14) stretchered off with 5 mins to go in her football match Sunday, injured her knee. MRI last night, ruptured ACL along with other ligament damage. Surgery, 6-9 months recovery…


Feel for anyone who's had one... or in my case 3!

First at 16, then 19 and then again at 20..... the last one I never bothered to get repaired.

Do the rehab, come back stronger, wishing her all the best.

I'm the same. Had three recons and snapped them again and never got them done as I stopped playing sport. Now I struggle walking without being in pain and can't even play a round of golf. Booked in to see Clarnette in October and I'm well and truly over it.


Clarnette, the knee king, he'll fix you!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Aug 19, 2024 8:27 am

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The other one I've told not to bother, he let me know via a a third party and didn't answer my call this morning that i made prior to knowing of his absence, I had told him that he was replacing someone who I got sick of his unreliability and poor communication skills...........the job pays $43 per hour and is piss easy.


I softened after he got in contact with me and gave me a huge spiel about never being so crook in his life with a huge apology dded in for good measure.

Nowhere to be seen today and no message.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Aug 19, 2024 9:06 am

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Lightning McQueen wrote:
The other one I've told not to bother, he let me know via a a third party and didn't answer my call this morning that i made prior to knowing of his absence, I had told him that he was replacing someone who I got sick of his unreliability and poor communication skills...........the job pays $43 per hour and is piss easy.


I softened after he got in contact with me and gave me a huge spiel about never being so crook in his life with a huge apology dded in for good measure.

Nowhere to be seen today and no message.

The virus came back with a vengeance :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby DOC » Mon Aug 19, 2024 10:12 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
The other one I've told not to bother, he let me know via a a third party and didn't answer my call this morning that i made prior to knowing of his absence, I had told him that he was replacing someone who I got sick of his unreliability and poor communication skills...........the job pays $43 per hour and is piss easy.


I softened after he got in contact with me and gave me a huge spiel about never being so crook in his life with a huge apology dded in for good measure.

Nowhere to be seen today and no message.


That sick hey. Must be sleeping with his sister.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Mon Aug 19, 2024 11:04 am

Regret getting Hungry Jacks and McDonalds to celebrate Carltons win yesterday

:vom: :vom: :vom:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Mon Aug 19, 2024 11:54 am

Armchair expert wrote:Regret getting Hungry Jacks and McDonalds to celebrate Carltons win yesterday

:vom: :vom: :vom:

Both?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Mon Aug 19, 2024 3:11 pm

Brodlach wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Regret getting Hungry Jacks and McDonalds to celebrate Carltons win yesterday

:vom: :vom: :vom:

Both?



Marion road they are right next to eachother

Burger - HJs
Onion Rings - HJs
Fries - Maccas
Ice-cream - Maccas
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Mon Aug 19, 2024 4:56 pm

Armchair expert wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Regret getting Hungry Jacks and McDonalds to celebrate Carltons win yesterday

:vom: :vom: :vom:

Both?



Marion road they are right next to eachother

Burger - HJs
Onion Rings - HJs
Fries - Maccas
Ice-cream - Maccas

Darlington?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Aug 19, 2024 5:01 pm

Spargo wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Regret getting Hungry Jacks and McDonalds to celebrate Carltons win yesterday

:vom: :vom: :vom:

Both?



Marion road they are right next to eachother

Burger - HJs
Onion Rings - HJs
Fries - Maccas
Ice-cream - Maccas

Darlington?

Marion Rd at Richmond I reckon
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Mon Aug 19, 2024 5:12 pm

Armchair expert wrote:Regret getting Hungry Jacks and McDonalds to celebrate Carltons win yesterday

:vom: :vom: :vom:


Do the crime, do the time …
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Mon Aug 19, 2024 6:14 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Marion Rd at Richmond I reckon


Correct
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jim05 » Mon Aug 19, 2024 6:17 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:
Brodlach wrote:[quote="Armchair expert"]Regret getting Hungry Jacks and McDonalds to celebrate Carltons win yesterday

:vom: :vom: :vom:

Both?



Marion road they are right next to eachother

Burger - HJs
Onion Rings - HJs
Fries - Maccas
Ice-cream - Maccas

Darlington?

Marion Rd at Richmond I reckon[/quote]West Richmond ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Aug 20, 2024 11:31 am

I just had my bi-annual Maccas/HJ's feed while I was in Bali but I am interested in checking out the Maccas Steakhouse Stack burger.

FTR, my son bought a Mac & Cheese Burger in Bali and described it as the best Maccas burger he has tasted.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Aug 20, 2024 11:52 am

You know you're a risk taker when you order Macca's in Bali. :shock:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Tue Aug 20, 2024 11:58 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:I just had my bi-annual Maccas/HJ's feed while I was in Bali but I am interested in checking out the Maccas Steakhouse Stack burger.

FTR, my son bought a Mac & Cheese Burger in Bali and described it as the best Maccas burger he has tasted.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mr Beefy » Tue Aug 20, 2024 12:13 pm

Booney wrote:You know you're a risk taker when you order Macca's in Bali. :shock:

You're a risk taker if you eat from the cholera carts, I cant imagine maccas anywhere being too dodgy
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