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Re: todays stupid question

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:56 pm

Wow :shock: , you really are bored, aren't ya? :lol:
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Re: todays stupid question

Postby the big bang » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:37 pm

seriously, wouldnt it be in the producers best interest to keep the females in tip top form, in the hope to attract more veiwers keen to cop an eyeful?

just my thoughts.
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Re: todays stupid question

Postby SABRE » Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:02 am

Footy Chick wrote:"Tank-driving soldiers are superstitious of apricots" :shock:
So if you think my first question was stupid, try and explain that one! :lol:

Hi Footy Chick.
Haven't seen an answer for this one yet so I'll have a stab.
Given that apricots have a well known laxative effect, getting out of your tank for a bog during
a heated battle would certainly heighten your chances of becoming a fatality.
Just stopping the tank puts everyone at risk too.
Of course, using whatever facilities are inside said tank, whilst suffering 'the runs', could lead
to the rest of the crew taking action against you, similar to your enemies.
:axe:
What's the old saying..... "About as welcome as a fart in a submarine." .....Only worse ! :vom:
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Re: todays stupid question

Postby The Ash Man » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:03 am

SABRE wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:"Tank-driving soldiers are superstitious of apricots" :shock:
So if you think my first question was stupid, try and explain that one! :lol:

Hi Footy Chick.
Haven't seen an answer for this one yet so I'll have a stab.
Given that apricots have a well known laxative effect, getting out of your tank for a bog during
a heated battle would certainly heighten your chances of becoming a fatality.
Just stopping the tank puts everyone at risk too.
Of course, using whatever facilities are inside said tank, whilst suffering 'the runs', could lead
to the rest of the crew taking action against you, similar to your enemies.
:axe:
What's the old saying..... "About as welcome as a fart in a submarine." .....Only worse ! :vom:
:lol:


Great answer!
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Re: todays stupid question

Postby Choccies » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:17 am

Yes that is an answer loaded with detail !!
Sort of reminds me of the theory of how the old 'middle finger salute' came about...
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Re: todays stupid question

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Re: todays stupid question

Postby Dirko » Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:57 am

Cos it taste's nice....mmmmm Rudloph.....mmmmm Blitzen.....
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Re: todays stupid question

Postby Choccies » Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:04 pm

SJABC wrote:Cos it taste's nice....mmmmm Rudloph.....mmmmm Blitzen.....


And some people possibly enjoy the odd nibble on a reindeer's salami.............. :shock:
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Re: todays stupid question

Postby therisingblues » Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:50 pm

SABRE wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:"Tank-driving soldiers are superstitious of apricots" :shock:
So if you think my first question was stupid, try and explain that one! :lol:

Hi Footy Chick.
Haven't seen an answer for this one yet so I'll have a stab.
Given that apricots have a well known laxative effect, getting out of your tank for a bog during
a heated battle would certainly heighten your chances of becoming a fatality.
Just stopping the tank puts everyone at risk too.
Of course, using whatever facilities are inside said tank, whilst suffering 'the runs', could lead
to the rest of the crew taking action against you, similar to your enemies.
:axe:
What's the old saying..... "About as welcome as a fart in a submarine." .....Only worse ! :vom:
:lol:


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Re: todays stupid question

Postby therisingblues » Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:53 pm

Choccies wrote:
SJABC wrote:Cos it taste's nice....mmmmm Rudloph.....mmmmm Blitzen.....


And some people possibly enjoy the odd nibble on a reindeer's salami.............. :shock:

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Those days are over.
You don't have to sleigh your body through the night!" :rock:
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Re: todays stupid question

Postby The Ash Man » Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:12 pm

therisingblues wrote:
Choccies wrote:
SJABC wrote:Cos it taste's nice....mmmmm Rudloph.....mmmmm Blitzen.....


And some people possibly enjoy the odd nibble on a reindeer's salami.............. :shock:

"RUUUUUDOLPH
You don't have to put out the red light!
Those days are over.
You don't have to sleigh your body through the night!" :rock:


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Re: todays stupid question

Postby JAS » Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:15 pm

Reindeer is just venison...it's delicious. Tried reindeer steaks in Norway years ago and they were fantastic. Don't see why it shouldn't make great salami too...and sausages and burgers and pies....mmmmmmmmmm ;)

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Re: todays stupid question

Postby Jimmy_041 » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:41 pm

JAS wrote:Reindeer is just venison...it's delicious. Tried reindeer steaks in Norway years ago and they were fantastic. Don't see why it shouldn't make great salami too...and sausages and burgers and pies....mmmmmmmmmm ;)

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Think you missed the "point" Jas - Must be the warm climate up there
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Re: todays stupid question

Postby Jimmy_041 » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:45 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
JAS wrote:Reindeer is just venison...it's delicious. Tried reindeer steaks in Norway years ago and they were fantastic. Don't see why it shouldn't make great salami too...and sausages and burgers and pies....mmmmmmmmmm ;)

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Think you missed the "point" Jas - Must be the warm climate up there


or maybe I have - @#$%^%^& too much red tonight............ :drinkers:
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Re: todays stupid question

Postby JAS » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:57 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
JAS wrote:Reindeer is just venison...it's delicious. Tried reindeer steaks in Norway years ago and they were fantastic. Don't see why it shouldn't make great salami too...and sausages and burgers and pies....mmmmmmmmmm ;)

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Think you missed the "point" Jas - Must be the warm climate up there


or maybe I have - @#$%^%^& too much red tonight............ :drinkers:


Nah it was probably me...it was still very early for me :roll: :lol:

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Re: todays stupid question

Postby mickey » Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:16 pm

If doing something good is a positive
and something wrong is a negative

Why do people say that 2 wrongs dont make a right, when 2 negatives make a positive????
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Re: todays stupid question

Postby the big bang » Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:52 pm

mickey wrote:If doing something good is a positive
and something wrong is a negative

Why do people say that 2 wrongs dont make a right, when 2 negatives make a positive????


wow?
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Re: todays stupid question

Postby SABRE » Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:45 pm

the_big_bang wrote:
mickey wrote:If doing something good is a positive
and something wrong is a negative

Why do people say that 2 wrongs dont make a right, when 2 negatives make a positive????


wow?

Wow indeed.
Was that made up by the same person who discovered that if you pop enough E’s
at a special occasion, the MC will seem like a real square ?
I give up. You’d have to be Einstein to work that out.
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Re: todays stupid question

Postby The Ash Man » Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:52 am

I have to beat FC to this one!

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Re: todays stupid question

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:09 am

The things we talk about over a few bevvies hey? :lol:
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