13yr old dad

[Psyber]

It reminds me of an incident when I was 15.
A nearly 17 year old [country] cousin tried to seduce me in the woodshed when we were visiting her mother - my father's half-sister.
If she hadn't been so closely related [and a bit fat] I'd have gone for it. Instead I went back to playing a game with her 14 year old brother.
It turned out she was already pregnant and looking for a candidate for the paternity.
Later she "miscarried" and was in hospital in Adelaide
I never told the family, and my mother never understood why I wouldn't visit her, as she kept asking after me when my mother visited her.

[whatcha got there?]

It reminds me of an incident when I was 15.
A nearly 17 year old [country] cousin tried to seduce me in the woodshed when we were visiting her mother - my father's half-sister.
If she hadn't been so closely related [and a bit fat] I'd have gone for it. Instead I went back to playing a game with her 14 year old brother.
It turned out she was already pregnant and looking for a candidate for the paternity.
Later she "miscarried" and was in hospital in Adelaide
I never told the family, and my mother never understood why I wouldn't visit her as she kept asking after me when my mother visited her.

thats slightly dodgy....

[Psyber]

...thats slightly dodgy....

Yes, I thought so at the time, even though I was only 15. [Yorke Peninsula by the way, not Whyalla.]

[HH3]

It reminds me of an incident when I was 15.
A nearly 17 year old [country] cousin tried to seduce me in the woodshed when we were visiting her mother - my father's half-sister.
If she hadn't been so closely related [and a bit fat] I'd have gone for it. Instead I went back to playing a game with her 14 year old brother.
It turned out she was already pregnant and looking for a candidate for the paternity.
Later she "miscarried" and was in hospital in Adelaide
I never told the family, and my mother never understood why I wouldn't visit her, as she kept asking after me when my mother visited her.

Sounds like it couldve ended up on Jerry Springer

[silicone skyline]

It reminds me of an incident when I was 15.
A nearly 17 year old [country] cousin tried to seduce me in the woodshed when we were visiting her mother - my father's half-sister.
If she hadn't been so closely related [and a bit fat] I'd have gone for it. Instead I went back to playing a game with her 14 year old brother.
It turned out she was already pregnant and looking for a candidate for the paternity.
Later she "miscarried" and was in hospital in Adelaide
I never told the family, and my mother never understood why I wouldn't visit her as she kept asking after me when my mother visited her.

thats slightly dodgy....

Ha! The things they did back in the old days.

Are you admitting you considered shagging your cousin??

I'm with you WGT.

[Dirko]

just should copped a heady......

[whatcha got there?]

HAHAHA.

[silicone skyline]

PFFFFFTTTTT

[Q.]

just should copped a heady......

probably would've got herpes instead

[whatcha got there?]

just should copped a heady......

probably would've got herpes instead

or the dreaded syph...

[Booney]

Please try to get this back on track,thankyou.

[silicone skyline]

just should copped a heady......

probably would've got herpes instead

or the dreaded syph...

dreaded?

[Dogwatcher]

C'mon guys, don't use such small type, I'm sure it'll be too small for Psyber to read!
Let alone me

[Dogwatcher]

SS, are you suggesting you wouldn't dread catching it?

[silicone skyline]

It was a joke mate. Sheesh!

[Dogwatcher]

you never know with you...

[Psyber]

Ha! The things they did back in the old days.
Are you admitting you considered shagging your cousin??
I'm with you WGT.

No, but I might have if she'd been a 2nd or 3rd cousin - I was only 15... [There may have been a momentary indecisive pause.]
Nothing really changes - you should read some bits of Chaucer's "The Canterbury Tales" from the 14th century.
It's better in Old English than a modern translation as the translators tend to tone it down.

C'mon guys, don't use such small type, I'm sure it'll be too small for Psyber to read!
Let alone me

I can manage it fine, but I do need distance glasses if I want to read street signs while driving.
Everything still works and I'm only grey at the temples [and a fair bit in the beard].

[JAS]

At least the money that the papers will be paying for their stories will help pay for Alfies mum's court costs and fine...

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-New ... rchresults

Regards
JAS

[Pseudo]

Ha! The things they did back in the old days.
Are you admitting you considered shagging your cousin??
I'm with you WGT.

No, but I might have if she'd been a 2nd or 3rd cousin - I was only 15... [There may have been a momentary indecisive pause.]

[Dog_ger]

Sick Pseudo.....

Moderators wakie wakie....

Everyone knows it's the emaculate inseption.

I have a 2 incher and never slipped it in, I am the Father....

She Must Be Right....

Is Thats' what it is really for...? Never....