Gift/Work/Social Etiquette

[A Mum]

Photo = No
Pens = Now that's funny in a work/mate kind of way

And yes - it's obviously all too late now.

We'll be waiting an update Mr66

[Bum Crack]

Ok, what does everyone think the outcome tonight will be?? I reckon he will end up going home and pulling his pud. What does everyone else think???

[Hondo]

Mrs Palmer is always a solid option. She rarely lets you down, doesn't nag and doesn't care if you haven't showered

[Squawk]

Mrs Palmer is always a solid option.

Her lovely daughter has merit too!

[Q.]

Worst case scenario: The boyfriend belongs to the Calabrian Mafia and we never hear of Mr66 again.

[Bum Crack]

Worst case scenario: The boyfriend belongs to the Calabrian Mafia and we never hear of Mr66 again.

Or she has crabs and Mr66 spends the next fortnight pouring tea tree oil over his pubes.

[whufc]

Haven't heard from Mr66 yet, maybe his getting his end in.

[Farmy]

Damn, you should have given her a live grenade (pin optional)

[Strawb]

rumor has it mr. 66 was last seen entering a hotel room

[JK]

rumor has it mr. 66 was last seen entering a hotel room

Ahh, is that where the update took place?

[Strawb]

rumor has it mr. 66 was last seen entering a hotel room

Ahh, is that where the update took place?

NFI but hey he isn't saying anythink

[Mr66]

rumor has it mr. 66 was last seen entering a hotel room

Ahh, is that where the update took place?

NFI but hey he isn't saying anythink

HA Effing HA1!!!!!
I have plenty to say Strawb, it's just that I'm enjoying all the comments from
the Z-Grade Benny Hill wanna-bes on this site
Here is Update (Part 1)
I got another workmate to take her down to the pub while I slipped the presents
into her purse (it was open & lying on the floor next her chair) before we had lunch.
We all had a good time at lunch with about ten other workmates.
I wasn't sure about her routine for the day so I went and asked what she was up to and said I'd like to have a chat before she went.
Our firm has a drinks night every second Friday and it came around this week. She said that she'd spend about 15 minutes there and then come around to say good bye
She couldn't give me a time frame as she didn't know when her boyfriend was picking her up.
I was was looking forward to seeing her off for the last time and also meeting the boyfriend.
Drinks usually start at 5 and go to about 7.
I officially knock off at 6.30, so at about 6.45 I went in to see if she was still there.
She wasn't and I was a bit upset that I missed her.
So the day started well, she enjoyed the pressies and the card I wrote, but it ended very disappointingly.
I have texted her, but she hasn't gotten back to met yet.
She doesn't start her new job til Tuesday, so I'll just have to wait.
Part 2................?

[Hondo]

Mate, I'm sorry to say but I think she wants you to read between the lines and not force her to say it outright.

There's a well-known relationship advice book that's been turned into a movie about this exact thing.

I have got a second opinion from a woman I know very well ... if they are interested they respond to texts within 5 minutes.

I am trying to be kind here, not cruel. I think it's time to move on. She has.

[Q.]

Yep, I agree with Hondo.

Next fish, mate.

[dedja]

Sorry, not going to happen now ...

[Strawb]

good luck mr. 66 its all in good fun no harm ment and i hope you got a laugh from it.

[Mr66]

good luck mr. 66 its all in good fun no harm ment and i hope you got a laugh from it.

Yeah I did.

[Hondo]

i hope you took no offence from my comments mate

They were meant in the right way

[Bum Crack]

Stay positive mate. Just think, you might win Powerball next week, and she'll be at your doorstep begging to polish you.

[Iron Fist]

Stay positive mate. Just think, you might win Powerball next week, and she'll be at your doorstep begging to polish you.

Hahaha
thats a gold comment